Look At Me!
Smashing – it’s time for the first Friday Fictioneers of 2014! Rochelle is our host, and this week’s photo has been supplied by her daughter-in-law!
How did the doggy get up there?
All the other amazing entries can be viewed here.
As a special “treat” since it is the first Fictioneers of 2014, I have popped one of my infamous DraliDoodles at the end so that you can all gaze in awe1 at my amazing2 artistic skills3.
Notes:
1 – “awe” is an unlikely emotion when viewing DraliDoodles
2 – “amazing” is an incorrect term when used to describe DraliDoodles
3 – “skills” – this word has been used incorrectly in this instance
Look at me! Look at me! I am at the top of the tree, oh yes. On top of the world!
Ruler of the planet! Bwahahaha!
Gaze upon me from the ground far below, tiny human child, for I am supreme! I cast my eye over the whole of creation, and I shall rule it all. The grass, the trees, the humans, my fellow canines – all will bow down and pay homage to me!
I am King of the… wait, what’s the female human bringing out? Are those… dog treats? Oh boy! Make way, coming down! Clear the way! Woof!
Ha… indeed… a dogs attention span can easily be broken by a bitch or food… must like most men… hmm
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I guess it would translate to something like “And now I’m going to… hang on, what’s that supermodel in the Ferrari delivering? Ooh, beer and pizza!”
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I am generally awed by anything someone else does that I wish I could do. So I’m awed!
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Yay, awe for the doodle 🙂
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Dear Ali,
I do believe you’ve captured the inner-workings of Dog. His kingdom surrendered for a doggie treat. I give it two paws up.
Happy New Year, Woof and Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Dog knows where his priorities are!
“Two paws up” 🙂
Happy New Year to you too!
Ali
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Love the story and the doodles! As Fido is king of the universe, so too are you king of the doodle 🙂
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Fido and I make a good team 🙂
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Yay Drali Doodles!!!!!!!!!!!
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🙂
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:lil: funny story and interesting darlidoodles.
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I thought it was time for something a bit lighter for a change!
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Doodles are back, yeah. Nice tail, ha. Now you need a guard dog for that house.
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Not the dog in the story though – he’s too easily distracted 🙂
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I loved this. How quickly the focus changes when treats are dangled. So clever, made me think of the commercials for Beggin strips dog treats. I fear this dog will not find world domination when so easily manipulated by a little girl. 🙂
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“Maybe I’ll dominate the world tomorrow, right after I finish these scrummy snacks!”
I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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I’ve never heard a more convincing canine voice… beautifully captured.
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Thanks! He had big dreams until the snacks arrived, then reverted to form.
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Hahaha, I love this. The drawing just makes the only thing better. Great start to the new Fictioneer year!
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! I thought I’d add a DraliDoodle to mark the first FF of the year 🙂
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Oh yes! DraliDoodles are the perfect addition to any FF. 🙂
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This was great. I’m fairly certain dog treats were invented to keep the canines from taking over the world. They can’t focus on anything else once the treats come out. The DraliDoodle is a nice touch. haha
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You could be right about the dog treats. Catnip certainly works on cats!
I’m glad you enjoyed the DraliDoodle 🙂
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Must be bacon treats..my dog loves them..and scarily enough, they even smell good!
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Mmm, bacon. I wouldn’t care if it said “for doggie” on the packet, if it has bacon in it then I’ll eat it 🙂
A few years ago a co-worker took the bacon out of her breakfast roll and chucked it in the bin. Seconds later it was out of the bin and in my mouth. You wouldn’t believe the fuss! It was all round the company in minutes. It’s the 10 second rule, right? Right?
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The DraliDoodle added a lot to the story. I loved both! Poor Fido, just can’t turn down those doggy treats. 🙂
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You can’t go wrong with a DraliDoodle!
Fido could have been someone, but those doggy treats were just too tempting 🙂
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Doggone good start to 2014.
janet
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Thanks 🙂
Ali
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haha i enjoyed your fun take on the photo. and thanks for sharing the DraliDoodle. made me smile 🙂 happy 2014
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I thought I’d start off 2014 with a fun story, I’m glad you enjoyed it and the DraliDoodle 🙂
Happy 2014 to you too!
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Very Ozymandog! I like the Ozymandog doodles too. There’s a moral in this humorous tale/tail. Something about keeping one’s carnal impulses underpaw! 🙂
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He’s not doing so well with his impulse control at the moment, is he? 🙂
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He’s better at it than some humans I know! (Including myself)! Ann
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Better than me too!
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Loved the story and the artwork. The story reminds me of another dog story where he was constantly distracted by everything he saw, smelled, or heard. Fun stuff!
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I’m glad you enjoyed it – I thought I’d start the year off with something a bit lighter than my usual stuff!
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Cute story, love the drawings!
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Thanks 🙂
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Exactly why dogs don’t rule the world. Nicely done.
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He never be able to concentrate on one thing long enough to make any decisions!
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Ha ha! Yes, I bet the treats would bring the doggy down. Fun story! Happy 2014 to you!
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Doggies are real suckers for doggy treats 🙂
Happy 2014 to you too!
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Treats are the best dog controls ever! Although my terrier might choose a flying leap from the tree in order to get one, and that would end poorly.
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Oh dear. Hopefully your terrier can’t climb trees!
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