Drimericks – Swordplay
I bet you thought I’d forgotten all about “Drimericks” (Drali Limericks), didn’t you?
You were right!
But then I remembered, so here’s another one, along with an accompanying DraliDoodleTM, lovingly crafted by our talented and professional team :-).
There once was a fencer named Gary
Who was quick with the thrust and the parry
But one day on the street
He fell over his feet
And skewered a postman named Barry.
If you missed them, don’t forget to check out my previous Drimericks, “Angels” and “Man in a Tank“.
Categories: Poems
DraliDoodles, Drimericks, Limericks
Remember the days when dogs were the only real threat to postmen? What is this world coming to?
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It’s a dangerous profession 🙂
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Bahahaha! not sure which is better the limerick or the doodles 😀
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They’re complementary 🙂
I’m happy you liked them both.
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Love the blood spatter on the postman doodle. It adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
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I guess he hit an artery 🙂
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Ali, That neighborhood may lose its postal service. 🙂 Fencing is the wrong sport for someone who has two left feet. 🙂 — Susan
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Certainly some sort of body armour would be required if our clumsy fencer is still at large 🙂
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I love it!
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Yay 🙂
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Poor Barry! So that’s what happened to my mailman!
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Sadly, yes. Your route is now considered “too dangerous” 🙂
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I love the drawings–much better than I could do. The limerick ain’t half bad either 🙂
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Heh, thanks 🙂
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Great stuff!
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Just a bit of fun!
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I believe if you slaughter the postman, you are legally required to take over his route. Happy delivering, Gary…
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“Here’s your letter, ma’am.. oops, sorry, I don’t think it hit anything vital…”
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MOL 😀 You’re good in this, Draliman. Purrfect 🙂 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂
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Glad you liked it 🙂 Happy Weekend to you and granny too!
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Ah, you can educate the boy but the man keeps his crayons. Love the splatter.
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I had fun with the splatter.
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Yay Dralidoodles – AMAZING and what a great Drimerick, your best YET!
~ Andrea ❤
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I’m glad you’re enjoying my Drimerick series 🙂 I quite liked this violent little one myself.
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I love this…
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🙂
Glad you liked it!
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