Major Demotion – MFtS
It’s Monday, and there’s a story which needs finishing. Yes, it’s Mondays Finish the Story! This is a 150 word flash fiction challenge hosted by Barbara Beacham where we get a photo and a starting sentence (which doesn’t count towards the word count).
The supplied sentence is in bold in my story, and don’t forget to click on the blue froggy to read the other stories.
On March 9th, 2015, three objects were reportedly seen in the skies over the Borracho Todos los Tiempos Vineyards.
Major Dickens couldn’t believe his eyes.
“Corporal, any radar contacts?”
“No, Sir!”
Nothing on radar, but visible through his binoculars. Aliens! Aliens were invading Earth, and on his watch! He reached for the radio.
“General, three inbound bogies, alien origin!”
“Major, are you sure? You have been to the therapist regarding your alien fixation, yes?”
“Absolutely sure this time, Sir!” replied Dickens. Around him troops were staring at the sky, shrugging and shaking their heads.
“Right,” said the General. “I’ve contacted the President and mobilised our forces.”
“Yessir!” replied Dickens. He looked again. There they were, hanging above the distant trees.
The corporal, shaking his head, wiped the water from the Major’s binoculars with his sleeve.
“Ah, General…”
“Yessssss?”
“False alarm, sir! Rain on the binoculars, Sir!”
“Right, Captain, I’ll call the President back, shall I?”
“Um, it’s ‘Major’, Sir…”
“This isn’t good enough, Lieutenant,” continued the General. “Don’t let it happen again. Carry on, Sergeant.”
The fastest descent down the ladder of success EVER.
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I think he’s cried “alien invasion” one time too many 😦
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Great way of putting it. … 😦
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Well, at least he didn’t just send an email… 🙂
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Ahahaha! Fantastic. 😀
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I’m glad you enjoyed learning how Major Demotion came by his unfortunate nickname 🙂
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LOL
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You mean Sergant Demotion? LOL! This was hilarious! 😀 😀
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Hopefully he won’t stay a sergeant for long. He has big plans! Glad you liked it 🙂
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Very funny, rapid demotion indeed…..
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It’s probably a record.
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It’s those little things in life that will bite you in the butt every single time!
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Yep. I guess if there ever is an alien invasion nobody will believe him…
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Loved your story! The little bit with the therapist…very telling! Loved the demotion too! Thank you for participating again, and I look forward to reading more of what you write next time! Be well… ^..^
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Glad you enjoyed reading about Dickens’ meteoric fall through the ranks!
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Very good story, and the bit with the therapist was a nice touch!
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Thanks! It sounds like his therapist hasn’t quite gotten to the bottom of his alien fixation yet 🙂
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Oooohhh, I like that! 🙂
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Poor Corporal Dickens….
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Ha! But why stop at corporal when there are so many mistakes left to make? He’ll be cleaning out the latrines before you know it.
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Loved it! I really laughed at the therapy bit.
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Raindrops on the binoculars… poor guy, you have to feel sorry for him. I guess we can be thankful that he isn’t in charge of UNIT or NORAD. Great story, D-man, and not a drop of blood or gore in sight 😀
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I reckon he keeps getting to be almost in charge of things, then he makes an awful mistake 😦 Nice Dr Who reference!
I do actually miss the blood and gore. But I’ve done a lot of humour recently. Blood and gore is not everyone’s cup of tea 🙂
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I think you’ve been reading my service records! LOL – this was really good.
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I hope I didn’t bring back any bad memories!
Glad you enjoyed it.
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Very entertaining read…:)
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Thanks 🙂
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Incredibly rapid demotion for the bungling major …er … sergeant. A very funny and enjoyable little scene. 🙂
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I get the feeling he spends his whole career yo-yoing up and down the ranks 🙂
Glad you liked it!
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… Well, I like your brand of blood and and gore.
Great story, needed a few flying body parts.
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I’ll try to incorporate some flying body parts into an upcoming story 🙂
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Someone forgot his medication today. But that’s Private (ahr ahr ahr).
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Har de har 🙂
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He’s going to be a private soon at that rate! Hopefully he won’t be quite so quick to cry ‘alien’ in future. Great story, Ali.
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Yes, he needs to shut up before he’s the oldest “new” recruit in the army!
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Loved the way we saw what Major Nutjob saw. 😀
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Ha, yes, I didn’t think of that. Maybe he’s not so nutty after all, or…
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Yikers! Yeah false alarms to the president are a great way for a quick demotion. Too funny! I loved this.
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He’s lucky he’s only down to sergeant and not “latrine-cleaner” 🙂
Glad you liked it!
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