MFTS – Cruel and Unusual
Here is my story for Barbara Beacham’s Mondays Finish the Story. The supplied opening sentence is in bold in my story, and to read this week’s other contributions, click on the blue froggy.
The Mayor and the town manager waved as their next victim approached.
But Agent Simon Wilkins had come prepared. He’d seen what had happened to the others who’d received an invitation. They wandered around town with dead eyes, occasionally clutching their heads screaming, “No more, please, no more!” before slipping once more into a listless half-dead state.
Simon adjusted his body armour. At the small of his back was a handgun. He had antidotes to every mind and mood-altering chemical known. He’d get to the bottom of this.
“Come in, dear boy, come in!” said the mayor jovially. Simon followed the mayor into his study where the town manager was waiting.
“Please, sit down,” said the mayor. Simon steeled himself, ready for action as the manager dimmed the lights.
As night fell, Simon lurched out of the house. Tears trickled from dead eyes as he joined the other townspeople in living death. Not even his Special Forces training had prepared him for five hours of the mayor’s holiday snap slide-show, with running commentary.
LOL. I may have met that Mayor. Fun story.
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Everyone knows someone like him, I think!
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Now that is one cruel form of torture! 😉
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He could give tips to the intelligence services 🙂
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Haha – I would have steeled myself, too!
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It’s something most of us have to endure at one time or another 🙂
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Haha, I guess you’re right!
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The saying bored to death comes to mind.
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Switch off the brain and make ready to nod and say “mmm, that’s nice” occasionally is the best defence.
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LOL! for five hours, not sure you would last that long. One would get bored of being bored.
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For sure!
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Oh no…. not the vacation slide shows…. the horror!!!! Loved this!!!!!
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Endless pictures of random streets and stories about “Barry and Jane, we met them on the boat they were lovely…” 🙂
I’m glad you liked it!
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So I guess you’re not coming over to see my photos of Majorca then?
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Are there five hours of them? 🙂
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Oh, at least five!
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Yeeks 🙂
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My dentist used to do the same…pictures from whatever trip scrolled by on the ceiling tiles. Not only did my gums hurt so did my brain
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Wow, as if visiting the dentist wasn’t bad enough. Probably good anaesthetic, though! Just immerse yourself in the horror and you probably forget you’re having a tooth ripped out.
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Oh, I know that feeling so well. How DO you answer “Wouldn’t you like to see the slides of my vacation to … ?” You can’t say no, that’s rude. If you say yes, you’ll have to actually watch the slide show. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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I always dread it. But people are always so keen to show you, you can’t just tell them to get stuffed 🙂
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Hysterical Ali! You had both me and my husband laughing our heads off! 😀 Thanks for your continuing with the MFtS challenge. I love the humor that you add to the stories. Be well my friend! ^..^
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I’m glad you liked it! I was going to do a cannibal-type thing but decided I wanted a bit of humour instead.
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Very well done! Did you get my email?
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Ha ha, ha – so that explains why no one visits my blog after I post my vacation photo’s online. Too funny and really well done!
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At least online you can scroll through really fast 🙂
I’m glad you liked my story!
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I think I worked with that mayor before… the one who would bring in a 10 inch high stack of pictures from his most recent trip and come up to unsuspecting people in the break room and…. gasp… your life as you knew it was over.
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Ambushed in the break room – a common tactic.
I think managers bribe staff members to do this to keep employees out on the floor and away from constant breaks 🙂
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Oh my, since when did Simon end up watching my family slide shows???
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It was shortly before his brain melted 🙂
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ROFL. Yes, I’ve been sitting through some of these, too. Great story.
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They can go on and on. And on.
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People say LOL all the time but I actually startled the household by doing it! HaHaHa! 😀
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Hee hee 🙂 I’m imagining their faces!
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Hilarious, Ali. That was great. Poor people. 😀
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Poor people indeed. They will never be the same again!
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Wonderful build up that had me laughing out loud 🙂 Great finish Ali ~ 🙂
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I’m glad you liked it 🙂 I think he would have preferred something more criminal going on!
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What a horrible fate. As a survivor of that kind of brutal torture, I sympathize with that poor agent.
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I think we can all identify with the poor chap 🙂
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I know those types. Zzzzzzzzz
DJ
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Me too 😦
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Haha–here I was imagining a very different type of horror! I enjoyed this!
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Nope. This horror was worse than any you could imagine!
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MOL 😀
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🙂
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Sometimes… ‘Family Entertainment’ is more than a person can handle!
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More often than you’d think 🙂
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Oh, I can SO RELATE! LOL! Great story!
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You’ve been caught by enthusiastic friends/relatives too, huh? 🙂
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Oh yes, pictures, pictures, and more pictures. LOL!!
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Haha, great story! I needed that laugh, thank you!
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You’re welcome 🙂
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LOL too funny.
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Thanks 🙂
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