MFTS – Chad and Brad Go Vamp
Here is my contribution to Barbara Beacham’s Mondays Finish the Story. Today we find out what Chad and Brad, our favourite stoners, have been up to since last we saw them.
The supplied opening sentence is in bold in my story, and this week’s other stories can be found by clicking on the blue froggy.
The family had no idea that little Luigi would grow up to be… prematurely dead.
Neither did Chad and Brad when they visited their old friend hoping to score some weed. Everyone knew Luigi had the best in town.
While waiting for Luigi to fetch his stash, Brad stumbled across an old photograph.
“Dude!” said Brad. “Come look! It’s little Luigi!”
“Digging the cool retro costumes, Luigi,” said Chad, puffing on his spliff. “When was this taken?”
Luigi’s face turned dark. “1874,” he said. “Now my secret is out and you both must join me… in death. Bwahahahaha!” Luigi’s fangs extended and he attacked.
“Not again,” grumbled Brad, taking an extended puff of annoyance. “Ghosts, vampires…”
“Dude!” exclaimed Chad as Luigi leapt straight into the lit end of his joint.
As everyone knows, vampires and flames don’t mix. Luigi burst into flames.
“Oh man!” said Chad. “I torched Luigi! Sorry, dude.”
Luigi screamed and exploded.
“Not cool,” said Brad, wiping Luigi-ashes off his coat. “Come on, let’s find his stash. Finders keepers!”
“Dude.”
What a couple of douchecanoes! 🙂
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Hee, aren’t you glad I reminded you of all your cool words? 🙂
I think “douchecanoes” suits them perfectly. That could be the title of their motion picture – “Chad and Brad – Douchecanoes”.
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LOL! Looks like Luigi got what he deserved. Great story!
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He did for sure. Glad you liked it!
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I started laughing when I saw the title on the InLinkz page. These boys keep screwing up yet they did score some good weed!! I love these guys!!!!
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They always seem to come out on top with a little something extra 🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed their latest adventure!
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Ha ha, I’m surprised at their reactions all throughout the story. They seemed so calm considering what they’ve just done. Thanks for the laugh. 😀
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I don’t think they’re really in touch with reality any more. Glad you liked it!
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Those two continue to crack me up Ali! Nicely done! Thanks for writing for the MFtS challenge again and you be well… ^..^
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They always have the most surreal outings 🙂
Glad you liked it and you be well too!
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HaHa! Luigi met his match with these two. I bet they find a lot of really “interesting” stuff! 😀
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I bet they do! Who knows what the late (again) Luigi has stockpiled?
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he had plenty of time to put aside a few things.
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yessss..my favourite stoners are back, saving the world from evil weed supplying’ vampires (as you would)
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It’s what they do. Heroes both 🙂
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Luigi really didn’t think this weed business out very well, did he?
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His second job choice was fire fighter. The muppet.
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Lol! Cool.. the scene is very funny.
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Glad you liked it!
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Dude…!
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Dude 🙂
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Hilarious, Ali. Those guys are like Teflon. They just slide on through all dangerous situations. You do love to ignite those vampires. Well done, 😀 — Suzanne
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Nothing can touch them! Glad you liked it 🙂
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Possibly the first time I’ve ever read about a joint causing a vampire to explode. I love it!
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They’re terribly combustible, these vampires. It’s a design flaw 🙂
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I suppose Luigi should have been more careful about where he left the family photos, though I’m sure he thought he was safe around those two!
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Everyone thinks they’re safe around amiable chums Chad and Brad until they accidentally wipe you out 🙂
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This sounds like a great new tv sitcom in the making perhaps you should put some scripts together and send to the beeb!
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They could be the next Big Thing! After the watershed of course 🙂
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Like totally man… 🙂
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🙂
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Brilliant story, Ali! I always love Chad and Brad. 🙂 I wonder how long Luigi’s stash will last them…? After that runs out I think they’ll really start regretting torching him!
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They don’t have enough brain cells left to think that far ahead!
I’m glad you liked it 🙂
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You see? Smoking dope CAN kill you. “They” we’re right.
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“They” always know best.
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Very funny Ali ~ brilliant well written sitcoms are in short supply at the moment~ You have a couple of great characters here ~:)
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I have a feeling, though, that drug-related sitcoms aren’t going to fly in this modern world 😦
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Sadly you are right there Ali~
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Oh, what a story! Scary in the end!
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There’s nothing like a good vampire-torching 🙂
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The title alone made me smile. Very funny take on the prompt, and I am glad to have an update on Chad and Brad’s shenanigans.
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It’s nice to catch up with the lads from time to time 🙂
I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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Dude! Those two always make me laugh 🙂
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They’re always good for a bit of comic relief 🙂
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Stoners are so focused?
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Not really – they tend to accidentally bumble their way out of trouble!
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