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FF – Senseless Waste

Here is my contribution to Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo is from Dale Rogerson. Thanks, Dale! I have a very clear image in my mind of my two protagonists 🙂

(In case it’s not used where you are, a “copper” is a police office. I guess, thinking about it, that’s where the American word “cop” comes from.)

To read the other stories, click on the blue froggy.

Copyright Dale Rogerson

 

“I can’t believe it, Jenkins.”

“Nor me, Sarge.”

“All my years as a copper, to see this.”

“Frightful, Sarge.”

“In his own home, his own home!”

“His castle, Sarge.”

“Safely locked away from the stinking, all-encompassing evil out there.”

“Evil, Sarge. All-encompassing.”

“What a waste, Jenkins, a stupid, senseless, waste!”

“Senseless, Sarge.”

“His safe haven, away from prying eyes, and he still couldn’t bring himself to eat the whole pizza.”

“Pathetic, Sarge.”

“I’ll be ripping the piss out of him when he gets back from the shops. And Jenkins? No need to call me ‘Sarge’ when we’re off duty.”

“Understood, Sarge.”

 

  1. April 12, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    Life is cruel. When you can’t stand it one more minute, order pizza. And eat it. ALL of it.

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:01 am

      A half-eaten pizza is a very sad thing 😦

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  2. April 12, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    Dear Ali,

    Sarge might be too harsh I think. They can always put the pizza in the fridge and some cold for breakfast. 😉 Good one.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:02 am

      Dear Rochelle,
      There’s nothing like cold pizza for breakfast (with lots of Tabasco sauce of course!).
      I’m glad you enjoyed it!
      Ali

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      • April 13, 2017 at 9:38 pm

        That’s what I had for breakfast! Warmed. With an apple turnover on the side. I love being an adult.

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  3. April 12, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    A crime scene, for sure. Who can comprehend the criminal mind? 👹

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  4. April 12, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    The horror! 😁

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:03 am

      It made me want to knock some sense into the silly fellow 🙂

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  5. April 12, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    A crime beyond all comprehension! What kind of miscreant leaves a pizza half-eaten?!

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:04 am

      Somebody who hates quality food. That’s the only explanation.

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  6. Merbear74
    April 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Never waste good (or even really bad) pizza! It’s a crime to all of humanity!! 🙂

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:04 am

      It has to be eaten. At speed, with much stringing of cheese and dripping of grease.

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      • Merbear74
        April 13, 2017 at 3:39 pm

        It’s the only way to go.

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  7. April 12, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    but cold pizza is the best, esp certain brands lol

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:05 am

      There’s nothing like cold pizza in the morning. Unfortunately I always eat all of mine the night before 🙂

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      • April 13, 2017 at 12:14 pm

        haha you don’t order big enough!!! Though it’s getting so expensive to have take away

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        • April 13, 2017 at 1:06 pm

          Hah! I make mine from scratch – enough dough to make 6 decent-size pizzas, eat one, freeze the rest of the dough. Hardly costs anything per pizza 🙂

          Last time I had takeaway (my cooker was broken) I nearly had a heart attack when I saw the price. Like £12.99 or something. I was expecting a fiver.

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  8. April 12, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Maybe he saved some for them. You never know.

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:05 am

      You could be right. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt!

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  9. michael1148humphris
    April 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Loved the voice, made me smile

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:06 am

      I’m glad you enjoyed it! I tried to do “alpha copper” and his sidekick 🙂

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      • Lyn
        April 16, 2017 at 7:25 am

        Well, it’s certainly not Barnaby and Troy…they’d have polished off the pizza 😀

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  10. pennydanger
    April 13, 2017 at 2:56 am

    If you can’t eat it all, at least wrap it up and put it in the fridge for later. I like how this was written! Great job as always.

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:07 am

      Yeah, you don’t just leave it lying around. I might accidentally eat it 🙂
      I’m glad you enjoyed my story!

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      • pennydanger
        April 16, 2017 at 3:18 pm

        Yes, I enjoy all your stories!!

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  11. Dale
    April 13, 2017 at 3:14 am

    I can’t even. One portion left behind, okay… but three? That is indeed obscene…

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:08 am

      It’s a waste. A senseless waste.
      I hope you finished it off after taking the photo… 🙂

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      • Dale
        April 13, 2017 at 2:23 pm

        I did! Though I admit to having the 4th quarter the next morning!

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        • April 13, 2017 at 3:02 pm

          Well, you got there in the end 🙂 And there’s nothing quite like a nice slice of cold pizza for brekkie!

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          • Dale
            April 13, 2017 at 3:35 pm

            Exactly! Though the original 3/4 was also eaten cold as I had brought it back for my supper after visiting the town of Pienza, planning on heating it in the AirBnB oven. But they had a power outtage! Oh well… Was good anyway.

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  12. April 13, 2017 at 4:51 am

    He should be arrested and hanged for not putting what was left in the icebox for tomorrow!

    I always thought “copper” was a slang term from old gangster movies that derived from the word cop, so I had to look up the etymology of the word. It’s a bit cloudy, but it seems you are right that copper may have actually come first.

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:10 am

      There you go with the “icebox” again…
      I looked “copper” up just now. Its origin is a little murky. One source reckons it was first used in the early 1700s. Was there an “America” then? My history of that period is a little hazy 🙂
      And thanks for correctly using “hanged” rather than “hung”. That makes two of us…

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      • April 13, 2017 at 8:51 am

        It took a LOT of restraint not to use hung because it just sounds more natural. I just have to remember that men get hanged and horses are hung…

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        • April 13, 2017 at 1:04 pm

          Yeah, it does sounds weird. Correct stuff often does.

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  13. April 13, 2017 at 6:05 am

    His only way out is to invite these guys to share the pizza next time. Good writing, Ali. 😀 — Suzanne

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    • April 13, 2017 at 7:10 am

      Yes, if he’s not “man” enough to eat the whole thing, he should definitely share!

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  14. April 13, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Great story Draliman!

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    • April 13, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂

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  15. April 13, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    I enjoyed the fact that your story is all in dialogue, Sarge. Nicely done.

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  16. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover
    April 13, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Great dialogue. Loved this piece.

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  17. April 14, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Jenkins, a yes man all the way.
    Good one.

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    • April 15, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      He’s hoping for early promotion, I think!

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  18. April 14, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Love the dialogue, Ali. How could he possibly not finish. It’s criminal!

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    • April 15, 2017 at 3:43 pm

      It makes no sense to me 🙂
      I’m glad you liked it!

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  19. April 14, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    with so many folks starving around the world, i undestand sarge’s sentiment. 🙂

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  20. April 14, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Definitely rocking the dialogue. I think you captured your intentions with the attitude too. Personally, I can never eat a whole pizza alone. Maybe half, if I’m really hungry. I must confess, I’ve never tried it cold or otherwise for breakfast either. I always have to have someone available to share before I order or bake.

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    • April 15, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      I’m glad you liked it!
      Try cold pizza – it’s great. Especially with a bit of Tabasco 🙂

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  21. April 15, 2017 at 9:31 am

    Very amusing. A half eaten pizza is a crime, or that’s what I call it when excusing myself for finishing it off

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    • April 15, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      Any excuse to require the finishing of the pizza!

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  22. Sarah Ann
    April 15, 2017 at 10:20 am

    I could just see these two. Love the voices and characterisation. I pity the guy returning from the shops. Unless he’s bringing in more pizza.

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    • April 15, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      If he is I hope he plans on finishing it this time 🙂
      I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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  23. April 15, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    I’m beyond words here…

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    • April 15, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      Eat the pizza, dammit, eat the pizza!

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  24. April 16, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    He he.. you always manage to pull out something really unique in your tales. Liked the way you created the suspense here.. 🙂 Enjoyed reading this.. 🙂

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  25. April 17, 2017 at 9:24 am

    What’s wrong with that? They shouldn’t be so judgemental – I can only ever manage half a pizza.

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    • April 17, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      At least then you have cold pizza for the next day. Yum!

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  26. April 17, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Haha – they have a valid case 😀

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  27. April 17, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Your great dialogue really made this a fun read.

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