FF – The Perfect Shot
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Fatima Fakier Deria.
Copyright Fatima Fakier Deria
Hidden in his perch, he looked across at the chairs. Empty now, he knew that soon each would be occupied. He settled down to wait.
Hours past until at last he spied his quarry entering the garden. A clandestine meeting; it had cost much to determine the location.
Sighting carefully, he targeted the lead participant. A perfect shot.
A meeting of two Great Families. He smiled grimly as a dozen Kardashians and as many Baldwins took their seats.
He took the shot; then again, again, again.
Heh, he thought. Da tabloids is gonna pay big bucks for dese pics.
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draliman on life 
Oh, I was so hoping…never mind.
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Haha, I had a feeling there would be people disappointed by the ending.
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Well, if certain people and families simply slipped away into obscurity, the world would feel a bit more sane.
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True dat.
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lol. Great.
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I’m glad you liked it!
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A lot.
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đŸ™‚
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Can you imagine how much the tabloids would pay? Zillions. What a crazy world.
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The world has indeed gone mad.
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I agree with James! Great story! đŸ˜€
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Me too! Thanks đŸ™‚
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Yes, as much as death is an over reaction, seeing a fair bit less of certain celebrities would be a good thing. Maybe one day the tabloids will learn to spend their money more wisely.
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If only they stopped spending, these so-called celebrities – wouldn’t be.
The maddest thing about all this is that MS Word recognised “Kardashian” as an actual word…
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Haaahaaahaaa
Great story, Draliman.đŸ™‚ I really liked the ‘da’ and ‘dese’ in the last line. Great story.
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Thanks, I’m glad you liked it! I was thinking of him as the stereotypical greasy chain-smoking paparazzo in an overcoat đŸ™‚
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thank goodness, just a paparrazi on the prowl. đŸ™‚
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No blood bath today đŸ™‚
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He must have found a really good tree to escape their security. Of course, they probably wouldn’t mind the publicity all that much as they usually have to pay for it. I have to laugh when they use the word reality as in reality shows. Come on. Normal people don’t act like that. Good writing, Ali. đŸ˜€ — Suzanne
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It was probably them who leaked the location of the meeting… đŸ™‚
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That could very well be. đŸ˜€ — Suzanne
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Ha! Nicely done there. Love the set up where we’re expecting a blood bath and the pay off with just their privacy dead on the ground! Nicely done
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They left their privacy dead on the ground long ago đŸ™‚ I’m glad you liked it!
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Very true!
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I’m not sure any of those chairs are wide enough for a Kardashian booty….
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Hahaha, I mean, bite your tongue you evil squirrel.
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A few less ‘celebrities’ and this world would be a better place. But knocking them off …? Oh well, maybe…
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Possibly a step too far…
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Dear Ali,
A few less Kardashians and Baldwins? Tempting indeed. There are plenty in the wings to take their places I fear. Biting my tongue…good one.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
They seem to go forever! I’m glad you liked it đŸ™‚
Ali
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I imagine that the paparazzi are exactly like that! LOL! Great story!
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I bet the bushes are full of them đŸ™‚
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Yes! đŸ˜€ đŸ˜€
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Haha, well I’m glad there will be no blood spilled! Excellent storytelling.
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Thanks đŸ™‚ No blood bath this time.
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I’m not going to click “like” as the violence and senselessness was reprehensible.
So you did your job as a writer.
Randy
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Ha, there are a few comments implying that maybe it might have been better if it had been a gun rather than just a paparazzo and his camera!
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Haha, that was funny.
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I’m glad you liked it!
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Oh, you did have me going. And a wee bit hopeful. đŸ˜‰
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Heh, you’e not the only one đŸ™‚
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Hah, got me. I was thinking Mafia… and then you bring on the Kardashians. I never understood why these people are famous and earn so much money. What exactly is it they do? Fun story!
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I don’t think they really do anything much. Just normal things. I’m glad you enjoyed the story đŸ™‚
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At first, I thought perhaps it was a bird waiting to assault them with its droppings! Nice one.
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Ha, hopefully also captured on camera!
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So much for privacy. Still, better than a bullet.
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Yes! And the Kardashians in particular have built their “celebrity” on making public all areas of their lives, so I don’t suppose they’d mind too much đŸ™‚
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We will always have celebs, because people demand them. We’re biologically predisposed to imitate, and celebrity culture just hijacks that tendency.
I’m glad you stopped short of murder! I think I’m glad anyway…
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Ha, most people are in two minds đŸ™‚
We’re hard-wired imitators as you said.
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Ha ha ha ha, I’m with those disappointed with the last line đŸ™‚
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Heh đŸ™‚
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Ok it was the wild paparrazi shooting… Who cares anything for a great story.
Great story, Ali. đŸ™‚
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Not an assassin after all. I’m glad you enjoyed it đŸ™‚
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I loved the ending, great twist. It’s good to keep us guessing. I was thinking one direction, then the twist. Nice! =)
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It was quite hard to make sure all the language worked for both a paparazzo and an assassin. I’m glad you liked it đŸ™‚
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You did a great job at it!!
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Thanks đŸ™‚
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Yow! Murder and mayhem in the garden.
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Or a few long range photos and mayhem anyway!
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I preferred to think sniper. But that is just me.
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Clever, clever. I think you had many of us hoping for a different kind of shot đŸ™‚
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I think I did đŸ™‚ I’m glad you liked it!
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nice – paparazzi making some big big bucks…
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Ka-ching!
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and made me think of this comic:
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Ha đŸ™‚
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Great fun! đŸ˜€
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I’m glad you liked it đŸ™‚
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I hope he enjoys his work! When I first read this, and him waiting in his perch, I imagined a bird waiting to christen the assembled throng.:)
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Someone else had a similar thought. I wish I had, that would have been fun đŸ™‚
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No birdwatcher, no assassin … no no it’s much worse it’s a prowling paparazzi.
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It’s the ultimate horror.
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Ha, I also thought it was a bird. but for the rich and famous, it is much worse! lol
Good one.
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Though a combination of a bird with diarrhoea and a photographer would have made a good snap for the tabloids đŸ™‚
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LOL
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Ha! You know just how to lead your readers down the wrong path. đŸ˜‰ Quite the wordsmith you are.
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Thanks đŸ™‚ I don’t like to be too obvious.
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