FF – Late Night Snack
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Ronda Del Boccio.
Copyright Ronda Del Boccio
Greg moaned. Lying on his back… the moon? No, a streetlight. Oh… his head… way too much whisky… so much whisky… a van… someone coming… wearing a mask, a hypodermic needle… no, no… hauled into the van… moving… smell of food… blackness…
“Hey, Baz, fast food! Fancy a kebab?”
“Dunno, these fast food vans can be a bit dodgy.”
“C’mon, sissy! Just a shame we lost Greg somewhere along the way. Hey, mate, two kebabs!”
“Of course, sir, new delivery of meat just in, very fresh!”
“Awesome! Wow, nice. My kebab tastes like single malt. Magic!”
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Haha! I accidentally read the second part first, and in confusion I looked further up. It worked awesomely that way as well, maybe even better 😀
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You’re right, it does 🙂
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Yummy!
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That’s late night kebabs for ya!
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Dear Ali,
Oh dear…fresh meat? Greg Kebabs? Had I been sipping a beverage it would surely have sprayed my keyboard.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
A most flavoursome treat 🙂
Ali
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I’m impressed they could tell the flavour was single malt rather than blend. Perhaps it was a peaty malt
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They are quite impressive when it comes to alcoholic beverages.
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Poor Greg! Well, I suppose he could have met a worse fate.
Neil S.
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Yeah. Well, maybe not much worse 🙂
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I wonder if he tastes like chicken?!
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Mmm, whisky-soaked chicken. Now there’s an idea…
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How grim!! Love it!!
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Grim and tasty! I’m glad you liked it.
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Oh dear… LOL Ali I do look forward to reading your Friday Fictioneer each week. You done good 😀 😀
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Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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sometimes getting too much to drink will get you in trouble even without knowing it. 🙂
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How could Greg ever have guessed… 🙂
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OMG that story needs to be told at rehab. 🙂
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Stop now or you’re all kebabs 🙂
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lol you got it!
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Whoa!! Super gruesome! 😉
Totally my kind of tale! Excellent!!
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They’ve never had a tastier kebab! I’m glad you liked it 🙂
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Hahaha! Dark, man! 😉
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Laughing.
But I think it’s a bit harsh to blame a good Scotch when it’s men who chopped up poor Greg!
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It may have got Greg into that bind in the first place, but it ultimately added to the flavour 🙂
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I’ve always suspected as much. One bad kebab turned me off them for life.
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I can imagine. That often happens with food poisoning, though our protagonist seems to quite like his 🙂
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Damn whiskey… probably something in the kebab!
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Something in Greg in the kebab 🙂
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Do chips come with that kebab? 😀
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Chips, at a time like this? Well, I suppose he’s dead now, shame to waste him… 🙂
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Gulp. Great fun, but oh dear… are the kebap people in league with the pub I wonder?
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Ha, I didn’t consider that. That would make this a truly insidious conspiracy!
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Fresh meat? Eew! And tastes like the booze he consumed. Double eww!
Funny, nevertheless 🙂
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It doesn’t matter what happened as long as it’s funny 🙂
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True. It is fiction, after all 🙂
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Oh now that turned really, unexpectedly, grisly. What a take on the photo prompt! 🙂
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It was such a pleasant foliage-filled scene before I got to it 🙂
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Is that grisly, or gristly?
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Oh, no! Greg kebabs … out of the box creative as always! =)
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They’re the latest thing, but hurry – supplies are limited! I’m glad you liked it 🙂
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Long pork strikes again. And it’s pre-marinated!
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It’s a great time-saver!
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Ali!! You are so bad!
This was fun in a gross way.
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There’s a fine line between fun and gross 🙂 I’m glad you liked it!
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That there is!
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I actually think this is how McDonald’s got its start…
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Ooh, I sense a lawsuit coming on…
“Based on a true story…”
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Ha ha ha, plenty more where that came from…:-)
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Plenty of meat on his bones!
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Ewww, this sounds like an updated version of “Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”. Poor Greg.
— Suzanne
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This is after Sweeney Todd couldn’t afford the rates on his shop any longer so he went mobile 🙂
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Ah ha. That explains a lot. 🙂 — Suzanne
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I’m not usually a fan of black, but this made me laugh!
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Always pop a bit of humour in, I always say 🙂
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They are eating kabab of Greg.
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Yep, I’m afraid so.
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Poor Greg! I was never a fan of fast food vans to start with…
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I didn’t used to mind but now I’m older I’m a bit more cautious!
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Ah, older and wi… erm … more cautious. 😉
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Wonder if they do ribs? According to some cannibals it tastes more like pork, though I am unwilling to do a taste test. A long way to go before humans become the new bacon.
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I love how you say “according to some cannibals” like you met some down the pub and had a chat… 🙂
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I wouldn’t lived to tell the tale, having the right amount of meat on the bones. https://allthatsinteresting.com/what-does-human-taste-like
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I’ll check out the link later, for some reason our work firewall is blocking articles on cannibalism…
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I wonder to whom have they sold the rest of Greg…
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I reckon the leftovers would make a great art installation…
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Oh dear. Stay away from street food vendors I say. Gruesome story, but fun.
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They’re all at it, you know, chopping up stray drunks…
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Malt as a marinade, and easy to prepare! hahaha!! excellent!
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It’s a real time-saver 🙂
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I’ll never eat from another food truck! (lol)
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I’m sure most of them are perfectly reputable 😉
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LOL
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Loved the inferences! Yes, there are days I would give my life for a taco…
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I miss kebabs. With picked chilli peppers.
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