Sharing My World 16-02-2020
Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.
Do you snore? How do you know it, if you do?
I don’t know. I had a girlfriend once who said I did. But I don’t have any proof.
What do you find funny?
The usual stuff. Just thinking of some of the films I’ve seen… fictional people getting gorily killed in a funny way. Fictional people’s heads exploding in a funny way. Zombie hordes getting shredded by helicopter blades. All in good fun 🙂
What was the last furry thing you touched?
The removable inner lining of my North Face coat yesterday. I went to the village market in the storm, safe in the knowledge that it would keep me dry. So I ended up warm and dry from the waist up and soaked through from the waist down. Didn’t really think that through.
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
I suppose you could cuff his arm to his leg. Though that might be considered “cruel and unusual”.
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draliman on life 
What you could do is handcuff the one-armed man to you. I’d suggest he be smaller than you and kind of a wimp. Don’t take chances. 😦 — Suzanne
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Yes, I wouldn’t want to be cuffed to huge great brute 🙂
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Thanks Alistair for Sharing Your World! So you enjoy physical humor – as long as someone ends up dead or maimed? 😉 Good times. 😛 Your North Face coat sounds great! Now if they make pants or overalls, that might be a good way to go! The market waits for no storm, does it? 😀
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They do make waterproof overtrousers, but they start not much cheaper than the jacket, at around £150 (US$200). Would have been worth it yesterday, though 🙂
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Awww, fictional people have feelings too. And fictional families they will no longer be able to support. Well, I guess unless their life insurance policies covered fictional gorings…. in which case, fictional party time!!!
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Brings to mind that scene in Austin Powers (the first film) where one of Dr Evil’s minions dies and it cuts to a scene of his wife and friends getting the news…
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Perhaps you don’t need to handcuff him. He is, after all, armless!
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Haha badoom tish!
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Hahaha I would handcuff his wrist and the upper arm! Great answers😀👍
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That would certainly incapacitate him 🙂
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You need waterproof trousers!
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I do! Then I’d have the set 🙂
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HEHEHEHE! There’s only one cure for snoring: helicopter blades! 😀
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It’s an extreme remedy, bu when needs must… 🙂
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If the one-armed mad had an ear gauge hole, you could handcuff him through that. But ewww! LOL! 😀
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Yuck! At least he wouldn’t try to escape 🙂
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MOL…I wonder if he can walk on one leg…MOL…Great answers as usual, Draliman 😸Pawkisses for a Happy Monday🐾😽💞
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He could hop really fast 🙂
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If you haven’t already, run and see Dale and Tucker Vs Evil. You can thank me later, if you didn’t laugh to death
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Just looked it up, it does sound like my kind of thing. I’ll have to see if it’s available on Netflix/Amazon.
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