FF – Hollywood Rocks!
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. The photo was contributed by Rochelle herself back in November 2014, and according to the photo’s filename is somewhere in Hollywood.
So in this story we find out how Nathan is getting along, after his story in 2014, Land of Broken Dreams.
Copyright Rochelle Wisoff-Fields
Six years. Six long years of waiting tables and finally, his big break. Hollywood rocks!
Okay, it was just a small TV advert. Okay… an advert for haemorrhoid cream. But he had a line!
‘With our patented cream, never again feel like you’re passing a pine cone! Crap-U-LikeTM – your one stop shop to pain-free plopping!’
So it wasn’t quite what he’d had in mind when he’d left Tinyville so long ago. But it was a foot on the ladder. Who knows, in a few months he could be King of the Bum Cream! Lord of the Laxatives!
Hollywood rocks!
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Very much so!
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hehehehhe! His next big break will be advertising toilet paper. 😀
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Ha, in his dreams 🙂
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Dear Ali,
OMG! This fires on all cylinders. Or should I say it flushed on all cylinders. Good job!
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
At least since 2014 he has made some progress! I’m glad you liked it 🙂
Ali
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A pungent tale!
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Ha, yes!
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Got to start somewhere, and royalties pay well!
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He was savvy enough to take the job, get himself known, and who knows where it might lead!
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All actors have to start at the bottom!
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Ha ha! He knew that, but he was hoping not so literally!
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His future looks bright!
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He hopes so!
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This is just hilarious. Well-done!
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Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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He he – that was so much fun to read – clever too!
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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😁 made me smile.
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I’m glad 🙂
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Lord of the Laxatives! LOL! Well, with baby boomers needing some of those … he may well end up with a star … 😉
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He’ll be a household name before long 🙂
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LOL!!
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i salute him for not giving up. way to go. 🙂
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He’s a fighter, never going to give up on his dream 🙂
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Start small… Fun story…
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It’s the only way! Thanks 🙂
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The first rung on a very long ladder. I think we’ve both written about the same person!
Here’s mine!
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I think you’re right. Your chap may be my chap a couple of years on!
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I guess he hasn’t worked his way up the ladder enough to have his own stunt double for the demonstrations…
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He does all his own “stunts”!
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Yes, I just read Keith’s story. Great minds, right? Bathroom humor is hilarious. I laughed.
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Hopefully he’ll get some free samples. I’m glad you liked it!
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Would it be worse or better to be dressed like a bunch of grapes and advertise men’s underwear, I wonder? Great job, lots of fun 🙂
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He’ll take anything right now. Do you have a number for the bunch of grapes underwear casting director? 🙂
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🙂
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There’s nothing better than a nice plop. 🙂
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I couldn’t agree more. Most satisfying 🙂
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At least he is upbeat about all the poo jobs.
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He’s nothing if not an optimist!
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Ah, King of the Bum Cream – Hollywood is such an aspirational city! Great piece, thank you.
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Surely he will have reached the top of the heap with that moniker!
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At least he’s not alone 😀
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Plenty in the same boat!
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His career so far is a reason to leave Hollywood, he might become a writer instead. 🙂
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He’s already got some great ideas for a laxative advert script 🙂
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I can only applaud such noble aspirations. 😀 Who wouldn’t want to become Lord of the Bum Cream and go down in history as the man who eliminated painful plopping? Six years in Hollywood definitely rocked this guy’s brains. 😀
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Nothing can stop him now! He’s a star in his own head 🙂
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LMAO on King of the Bum Cream
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He’s in danger of being typecast I think 🙂
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🙂
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This made me snort my coffee. So good, Ali, so funny. 🤣👏
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It’s always a win when a story makes someone choke on their coffee 🙂
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Hey we all have to start somewhere. Hopefully he can keep going after this. 😉
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He’s on a (toilet) roll 🙂
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Yah, Hollywood rocks! for this guy. I’m sure he’ll rise from here on….
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He’s got patience anyway!
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Good for him, then.
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Pain-free plopping…Lord of the Laxatives…how do you come up with all this crap? 😉
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It’s a gift 🙂
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He’s on his way to stardom! He’ll be forever remembered as King of the Bum Cream!😂😂
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Stardom is stardom, he reckons!
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