FF – CASH!
Here is my 100 word max story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Rowena Curtin.
Copyright Rowena Curtin
“Look what the sun’s done to that! It’s all warped and melted!”
“Wow, yes. The sunlight is hot! Just standing in it is so warming!”
“Don’t stand in it, dude!”
“Why not? It’s perfecfnjg smff. Wsds goong oon?”
“Aargh! Your face! It’s hideous! It’s melted off!” bleurgh… bleurgggghhhhh!
Disappearing zone layer. Global warming. It’s here. It’s now!
Do you want your face to melt off? You can help!
Send a donation to us, the Campaign Against Sun Heating, or CASH for short.
Yes, send us a donation, cheque payable to CASH!
You can make a difference!
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Entrepreneurs will always find a way to cash in!
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“Entrepreneur” – that’s a very charitable term for these chaps!
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I think that tin-foil hats will help…. it always helps
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You can never go wrong with a tin-foil hat.
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That’s pretty much how the summers here in Spain feels… Where do I pay?
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Just send a ton of money to me and I’ll “send it on”… 😉
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Thank you, I really appreciate this.
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That’s a big collection bin, Ali — They must be expecting a lot of cash from suck … I mean, donors!
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Yes, “donors”. All our staff have been on courses to learn the correct vocabulary 🙂
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hehehe And then you can send that cash to me! 😀
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Of course, boss 🙂
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Oh the poor souls. Do you accept PayPal?
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We do, I reckon that’s pretty untraceable… um, I mean, convenient 🙂
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Maybe using PayPal would be a good idea…at least that way you can always get a refund if the “purchase” fails to impress 😀
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“Refund?” I’ll have to look that word up 🙂
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You should have linked your Paypal account D!
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And maybe one of those long Bitcoin wallet addresses too, I hear they’re nicely anonymous… 🙂
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I immediately wrote a check to CASH for one million dollars. But as soon as I ripped it out of the book…… POOF! Into flames. Oh well, I guess I can’t make a difference…
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Some people would say “it’s the thought that counts”, but not me. I want the money…
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There’s always someone out to make a buck. And always someone willing to facilitate.
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Yep, you can’t turn around for stumbling over someone trying to rip off your hard-earned cash these days.
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Har! Har! CASH is real. There are people who believe we must not use solar power as we could end up draining the Sun of its energy.
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It’s okay though, if you have power stored up you can switch your solar panels from “suck” to “blow” and send all the energy back to the sun 🙂
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They should make it a limited company and go on Dragon’s Den with it!
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Now there’s an idea, this could really take off!
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I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if someone tried to send a check to your organization 🙂
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Me neither. But I would put it to good use, honest 😉
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Ha ha – I didn’t see where that was going. Great take on the photo prompt, thanks for surprising me! 🙂
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! When you can’t think of an ending… turn it into an advert 🙂
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there’s always somebody willing to fall for this scam. where do i send the check?
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Just send it to me and I’ll “take care of it”, but remember to make it out to CASH 🙂
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Dear Ali,
The check is in the maiil I sment it thzs mrming. Jsz itz hot hre. Foon tke on th pomrpt.
Slhamo,
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Dear Rochelle,
Hee hee 🙂 It sounds like help can’t come too soon!
Ali
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Oh no! He’s melting! (in the wicked witch’s voice from Oz) I’m not sure about the cheque made out to cash though. Hmm. Entertaining as always!
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It’s all perfectly above board, honest 😉
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Sounds like a great cause. Before I donate, I need to see how the money is spent to prevent my face from melting. Not too much to ask, right? 🙂
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We’re going to spend it on, um, on, um… sunscreen!
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I’ll buy my own sunscreen. ☺
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Brilliant!
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Thanks!
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I have questions. LOL. Fun story!
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Probably best to ask questions of this lot. I doubt you’ll get an answer, though!
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I cnsnt I’m metled…MOL😸More Pawkisses🐾😽💞
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Nooo, not you too, Binky 😦
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Congratulations on 100 FFs. I have no idea how many I’ve written.
Of course that fact that I keep taking time off because I’m too tired to write doesn’t help.
Never the less I should count.
Sorry I don’t have cash for CASH. But when I do have the cash, I’m buying a winter coat.
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100 word story – I’ve done years of FF, I must be up between 400 and 500 by now! That’s quite a thought 🙂
A winter coat sounds a better way to spend you cash than sending it to these jokers!
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