FF – Twisted
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Brenda Cox.
It could happen anywhere. At any time. To anyone.
It had started two years ago. The folding of the fabric of reality. Nobody really understood it, not even the scientists, though everyone unanimously agreed that “something had gone wrong somewhere”.
Look at that poor cyclist. Riding along, minding their own business and suddenly they’re at one with the wall. What a way to go.
It’s not always fatal. One time, a prominent politician got so reconfigured he ended up literally talking out of his ass.
No-one noticed for a month.
The world’s always been a bit twisted though, I guess.
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draliman on life 
That would be a strange reality indeed. And I can’t stop laughing thinking about that talking out of the ass part 😂😂😂
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A very strange and scary reality 😮
I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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LOL! Just an ordinary day for the politician. 😀 (I feel bad for the cyclist.)
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It’s not going to be easy to identify the poor cyclist, I fear 😦
It’s good that these happenings don’t ruin everyone’s careers, though 🙂
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Loved the poltician
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Thanks!
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“No-one noticed for a month.” That’s perfect.
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It must have taken a very observant person.
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Ali,
LOL. This “folding of the fabric of reality” thingy explains so much! But did it really start just two years ago as far as politicians are concerned? Aargh.
pax,
dora
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Maybe there was a critical mass of politicians somewhere which caused the whole thing 😮
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Politicians. Don’t you just love em!
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Yeah, love ’em to bits 😉
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This photo prompt was more challenging than most, imo. You did justice to it.
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Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed my take on it 🙂
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You’re welcome 🙂
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Nobody noticed the ass talking because of the horrible toupee…
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Then one day a squirrel nicked it mid-rant and the truth was made known…
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I don’t think anybody would notice the politician!
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It took a while!
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He’s the perfect candidate to run for president of the united states . . .
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Think he already did 😉
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Too true!
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Haha! Love it! Well done!
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Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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you’re welcome.
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I’ve pondered long and hard regarding what I would like to be at one with. Perhaps a Labrador, or maybe a Harley-Davidson!
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Not a wall, though.
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Great take Ali, way to go!
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Oh. You described the reality I live in. We have elections in a month… a lot of ass-talking going on.
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I hate the run-up to elections for that very reason 😦
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Humour with a dark tinge. I wonder about the relationship between the politicians and the folding fabric of space-time.
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I reckon a critical mass of politicians, lawyers and the like may have caused it.
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Dear Ali,
Isn’t that how all politicians are configured? Love your take.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Yep, pretty much. I’m glad you liked it!
Ali
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Very nice
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Thanks!
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Funny take again, Draliman. I think it might take longer than a month to realise a politician was actually talking through his arse, though.
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Yes, I was being a bit optimistic I think.
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Inventive story Ali. Loved the politician talking through his arse and no-one noticed bit made me laugh.
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This could be happening right now, it feels like it sometimes!
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OMC it looks like it is hanging in there..MOL…Extra Pawkisses🐾😽💞
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Pawkisses to you too Little Binky 🙂
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Bwahahaha!!!!
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🙂
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I’m so glad I don’t ride a bike. As for the politician… 🙄
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I’m sure not all cyclists end up trapped in a wall 🙂
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