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MFTS – Chad and Brad Make a Film (Almost)
Here is my contribution to Mondays Finish the Story, hosted by Barbara Beacham. We get a photo, an opening sentence and 150ish words. Yes, Chad and Brad are back!
The opening sentence is in bold, and to read the other contributions, click on the blue froggy.
“Hey boys, how âbout yâall makinâ yer Ma some wind chimes?”
With those words she raises the vicious stick threateningly. Terrified, the exhausted boys crawl back to their workspaces in the tiny, sealed room and begin to build the wind charms with trembling fingersâŠ
âWait, wind chime sweat shops?â Chad grabbed Bradâs smoke and sniffed it suspiciously.
âYeah, dude!â said Brad, grabbing his weed back and puffing furiously. âTheyâre rife! We have to make this film to raise public awareness!â
âThereâs no such thing,â said Chad. âHow about âSave the Whalesâ?â
âWhy would we want to save Wales?â asked Brad.
âDude,â said Chad sadly, puffing away furiously.
ââDream Catcher Sweats Shops â the Untold Storyâ?â tried Brad. Chad shook his head. Brad took another drag. Chad went to the âspecialâ cupboard to fetch the bong.
âThatâs it!â cried Brad. âExposĂ© â The Horrors of the Bong SweatâŠâ
âNO!â said Chad. âDude, seriously. Letâs just watch a film instead.â
âBill and Ted?â asked Brad hopefully.
âParty on dudes!â they chorused happily.
Literary Lion – In the Dark of the Night
This week Literary Lion has offered up the words “story in the woods” for our prompt. This challenge is hosted by Laura at “I Smith Words” and allows up to 400 words.
Here is my dark and chilling “story in the woods”! Well, okay, it’s a bit silly (again).
In the Dark of the Night
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surpriseâŠ
âAre you rolling, Jeff? Good. Weâre here in the depths of Deacon Woods. Tonightâs a very special night. A secret gathering, weâve heard. Weâre going to try to film it. Follow me Jeff, quietly!â
If you go down to the woods today, you’d better go in disguise!
âThere they are, just up ahead! No-oneâs ever got this close before. This is⊠this is amazing! Are you getting this, Jeff? I see campfires, trestle tables, lots of tables. And snacks. Lots of snacks. Buns, honey, this is incredible! Letâs get a bit closer, Jeff. Oh, donât be such a fraidy cat! Yes, I know we donât look like Teddy Bears, itâll be okay.â
For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain, becauseâŠ
âI think theyâre all here. Every single last one of them! Eating, having fun, this is fantastic television! Keep filming, Jeff. Thereâs a Pulitzer in this! I think⊠wait, a couple of them are looking this way. They’ve seen us!”
âŠtoday’s the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.
“Theyâre stopping their picnic, coming towards us. Jeff, we need to move, now! We need to outrun them [puff puff] they look really angry round this next bend, Jeff, weâll hide in the trees what the hell, what was that? Throwing stars? Theyâre Teddy Bears for Godâs sake! Keep running Jeff, oh Hell, Jeff, your leg, oh God oh God, give me the camera, Iâm sorry, Iâll come back for you I think I can escape⊠oh no, no no no, theyâre all around me, dressed all in black, this is incredible, scary, what will they do? one of the Teddy Bears is approaching me⊔
âI WILL TAKE THE CAMERA, HUMAN, IF YOU PLEASE. YOUR ADVENTURE IS AT AN END. AS IS YOUR LIFE.â
âDamn you, you cute furry murderous Teddy Bear ninja bastards.â
Welcome to Camelot
On Monday I went for a trip to Tintagel, a little village on the north coast of Cornwall. It’s a tiny place, but boasts more car parks than you could believe. Why, I hear you ask?
I parked in the “Sword in the Stone” car park. Does that give you a clue?
It’s supposedly one of the possible locations of King Arthur’s court, he of “Round Table” fame. I’ve been to Tintagel several times, but this time I coughed up the ÂŁ6.10 to go onto the castle grounds (owned by English Heritage) for the very first time.
Kastel Dintagel (Cornish) or Tintagel Castle (English!) was built by Richard, Earl of Cornwall in 1233. It is said that Richard built his castle on this spot to link him forever to King Arthur, who according to legend was conceived and born here.
The phrase “Earl of Cornwall” is interesting in itself – in 1337Â Cornwall was promoted to a Duchy (the first in England), and it now has a Duke (Charles, Prince of Wales and Duke of Cornwall).
Anyway, enough of this history/myth/legend! Here are some pictures. The cliff-top part of the castle is actually on an island. You wouldn’t believe the number of very steep steps involved crossing over. I got a good workout đ
If you click on any of the pictures, you get a little slideshow thing of larger versions.