draliman on life

Daily Prompt: The Interview – Interview your favorite fictional character.

draliman: And welcome to “dralichat in the afternoon” here on Radio Drali!

(“Tune on in to dralichat, dralichat, DRALICHAT!“)

draliman: And this afternoon we have a very special guest, Mr The Incredible Hulk! Welcome to the show Mr Hulk, or can I call you Incredible?

Mr Hulk: Raaaaaaaar!

draliman: So, Mr Hulk it is. So, Mr Hulk, what made you want to get into the rampaging business?

Mr Hulk: Raaaaaaaar!

draliman: Okaaay, could you describe your typical day?

Mr Hulk: Raaaaaaaar!

draliman: Riiiight, and what do you see in your future? Another remake of a remake?

Mr Hulk: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

draliman: Uh, no, don’t eat the furniture. Ha ha, sorry about this listeners! Please Mr Hulk, put the chair down!

Mr Hulk: Raaaar (munch munch munch) raaaaaaar!

draliman: No, please, my arm, oh God he’s got my arm, please tell me they can sew it back on, hey come back with my arm, uh (passes out)

Producer: Cut to commercials, cut to commercials!

“Mayhem in the Studio” by DraliDoodles(TM).