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Sharing My World 21-10-2018

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

What’s the biggest screw up in the kitchen that you were responsible for?
Screw up? In the kitchen? I’ll have you know I’m a master of chefs, a culinary genius. Just look at this little creation, worthy of the most expensive of 5 star establishments.

Pasta with sauce made of tinned tomato, garlic, herbs and little sliced up hot dog sausages. Oh yeah 🙂

In my new chain of restaurants, “DraliGrub”, this will be my signature dish only it’ll be one-tenth the size and will cost £95.50.

What, in your opinion, makes people believe absurd conspiracy theories?
They’re being influenced by the shady and mysterious “Council of Five” who run the world from their secret volcano hideout – it’s in their best interests to keep people on edge.

And our secret alien overlords who silently invaded in the 60’s and now run our planet (in conjunction with the Council of Five) – it’s them too.

It’s all true, because the internet says so.

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Just one thing – freedom. For our alien overlords will be secret no more.

People won’t be nostalgic for anything else, as all record and memory of other things will have been erased.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?
No. You can slice up a sausage and put it between two slices of bread. Then you have a sausage sandwich.

What wonderful thing happened to you this week that you’d like to share? It can be a gratitude moment or something that just made you feel very happy at the time or made you laugh.
After many delays my new car finally arrived! They’ve finally updated the interior of the Fiesta so now it’s more like a modern car 🙂

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  1. October 21, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    …..but it’s still a Ford!


  2. October 21, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    I’m glad those punks that came by and sprayed paint all over your license plate didn’t get any on the car’s body….


    • October 21, 2018 at 5:20 pm

      I certainly dodged a bullet there!


  3. October 21, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHHA!!! I BET they’ll be queueing up for your signature dish….and then you, becoming fabulously wealthy, won’t forget your friends, right? Both virtual 😉 and IRL? I’ll queue up for some money…. *whistling* Okay. Seriously…great answers as usual, with a side of humor. And congrats on the car! 😀


    • October 21, 2018 at 5:24 pm

      When I’m rich and famous I’m sure I’ll see my way clear to chucking a few quid around the place. Or maybe some signed pasta 🙂


  4. Merbear74
    October 21, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    DraliGrub? Yes, I need a table for a party of 3…do you guys serve dog food? 🙂


  5. October 21, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    I have it on the best (internet) authority that the Council of Five cannot be hiding in a volcano as the earth is flat. They would fall out the bottom.
    I really like the new car!
    DraliGrub! 😀


    • October 21, 2018 at 5:27 pm

      Well, that takes care of the Council of Five then. They should have listened to their own propaganda.
      The new car is much more comfy than the old one 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  6. October 22, 2018 at 9:43 am

    Congrats on the new car, Ali. It seems to be truly computerized inside. 🙂 — Suzanne


    • October 22, 2018 at 5:57 pm

      Thanks, it does have a lot of settings to get one’s head around 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  7. October 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    I think they did a lot of updates on your car, Draliman, it doesn’t look even as your car anymore😹😹 Can I have the sausage of the pasta, with a discount please😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞


    • October 22, 2018 at 7:14 pm

      They updated it all over the place 🙂
      Of course you can have the little sausages, Little Binky!

      Liked by 1 person

  8. October 27, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    Congratulations on the new car! Do you take the sausages out of the hot dogs to create your dish?


    • October 28, 2018 at 6:48 am

      I just buy little hot dog sausages from Tesco. They’re really skinny ones so not suitable for hot dogs anyway.

      Liked by 1 person

      • October 28, 2018 at 10:17 am

        The dish looks great. I know people who wouldn’t be able to cook to save their life.


        • October 28, 2018 at 11:14 am

          I suspect anyone is capable of bunging a few bits and bobs in a pan and boiling some pasta – it’s the willingness that’s lacking 🙂

          Liked by 1 person

  9. November 6, 2018 at 2:38 am

    Nice car! That infotainment system looks awesome.


    • November 6, 2018 at 8:47 am

      Thanks! It’s the full Apple/Android-connected live modem WiFi hotspot system 🙂 About time Ford sorted it out.

      Liked by 1 person

      • November 7, 2018 at 4:26 pm

        It looks much nicer than what my Prius has (two years old). Toyota’s infotainment systems seem way behind other cars.


        • November 7, 2018 at 8:20 pm

          You should have seen the bazillion buttons in my last car. I was too scared to touch anything in case I couldn’t switch it back.


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