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Sharing My World 22-07-2019

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

What happens if you stare at the mirror for too long in the dark?
All unseen, the dark side of your soul is given free rein, its dreadful eyes burning into you, eating away at your very being, leeching, corrupting, until your brains dribble from your ears and you go massively, irreparably INSANE.

Or nothing at all.

One of those.

Do you think youโ€™re judgemental? What tends to bring it out in you?
Yes. Everybody is to some extent. Of course, some people pretty much make a career out of it.

Do you work better with actual lists or with mental lists?
I use mental lists until things get out of control and then I start writing stuff down.

When I go shopping I always make an actual list or I’m guaranteed to forget something and since I only go shopping once a week, that’s a major pain.

Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million quid, knowing thereโ€™s a 50/50 chance youโ€™ll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hmm, it’s not so much the (pretty much 100% chance of getting arrested), it’s having the guts to actually do it. Though, on the criminal charges front these days it’s likely to be a lot worse than “indecent exposure”. Since there’s a reasonable expectation there will be children present you’ll likely be placed on the sex offenders register.

A million squidly-dids is a lot of money but I don’t think it’s worth the risk.

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  1. July 28, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Have you been staring at the mirror in the dark again?
    I thought so!

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  2. July 28, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Thank goodness there is no reflection when I look in the mirror!
    I’m the same with lists. Although I generally forget at least one thing on the shopping list even though I wrote it down. So that wasn’t you sprinting across the field in last night’s match? Not that I’m judging or anything. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  3. July 28, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Aha! I have arrived at the supermarket and have made a list of everything I need, so there will be nothing I forget this time! Absolutely nothing!!! Now, let’s see….

    (Digs in pocket)

    …..

    (Digs in pocket some more)

    ….

    Aw, crap!

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    • July 28, 2019 at 4:54 pm

      In the olden days you could have opened a tab…
      I’ve actually forgotten my list on more than one occasion.

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  4. July 28, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Can brains dribble? Should I ask someone in the medical profession? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  5. July 28, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Thank you Draliman for Sharing Your Interesting World with us!! ๐Ÿ˜€ Brain dribbles? Ew. And you’re absolutely correct. Some idiot with more time than brains (or common sense) would probably put the streaker on a sex offender registry. Even though no sex took place, nor implication of sex nor sex….I guess even thinking about sex is bad. And everyone (over the age of puberty) anyway is guilty. Damn. Those jails are gonna get wayyyy over crowded aren’t they? I like the old joke about the form to be filled out. Question: Sex? Answer (from some sharp wit) Yes. Whenever possible thanks. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • July 31, 2019 at 7:26 pm

      You’ve really got to watch your step these days…

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  6. July 28, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    We make the list, then we forget to bring the list. But writing the list helps so we only wind up forgetting one (critical) item … OR we write the list, bring the list — and we STILL forget one critical item because we forgot to put it on the list.

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  7. July 29, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Hi. Iโ€™m with you when it comes to grocery shopping. I gotta have a written list. Iโ€™m too insecure to go shopping without it! Take care โ€”

    Neil Scheinin

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    • July 31, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      Sometimes I almost turn the car round if I remember I forgot my list. Hey, at least I remembered something!

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  8. July 29, 2019 at 7:40 am

    I got the sudden urge to stare at the mirror after reading your post, Ali! haha

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    • July 31, 2019 at 7:29 pm

      What did you see? What did you see? ๐Ÿ™‚

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  9. July 29, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    I read that if you turn the lights on and burn a candle and stare at the mirror for so long, that you’ll start hallucinating. I’m not testing that, though.

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  10. July 30, 2019 at 3:51 am

    Has anyone thought of bringing a pen or pencil and a piece of paper with them to the market and rewriting the list if they forgot it? Me neither. ๐Ÿ˜€ — Suzanne

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    • July 31, 2019 at 7:31 pm

      That wouldn’t work for me – I have to write stuff down the moment I notice I need it.

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  11. August 2, 2019 at 7:53 am

    When I look in the mirror in the dark I see a big two coloured panter and when Granny looks in the mirror in the dark, she doesn’t see anything, as she is night-blind…MOL๐Ÿ™€Extra Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ž

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    • August 2, 2019 at 3:26 pm

      I can see you as an extra-fluffy panther, Binky ๐Ÿ™‚ You have a happy weekend too!

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