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Sharing My World 16-11-2020

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World. We have a new COVID-themed image this week!

Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
What? No. Surely not! Milk makes me throw up anyway so all that leaves is the dry Rice Crispies. Not very soup-like.

I suppose if you wait for the cereal to get soggy and mash it all up you’d get a soup-like substance. Like gruel. Yum.

What are some interesting ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
“What’s ‘it’? You’re talking nonsense, man. You need to define your terms. Moron.”

“What do I do when? At night? During the day? When I’m out and about? Be more precise! Moron.”

(Taken from my upcoming book “How to lose friends and piss everyone off”.)

What was your favourite toy growing up?
I remember two. There was my bike. I’d cycle all around town visiting friends. The other was a cool castle my Dad made for me and my brother out of wood. Battlements, a drawbridge, it had everything!

If you have a pet, and you could ask it three questions, what would you ask?
I don’t but I’ve had cats so let’s go with a cat.

“Why are you peeing on the carpet?”
“Are you taking the piss? If you are, please take it off the carpet and outside.”
“When you look at me are you thinking about how I’d make good eating?”

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  1. November 22, 2020 at 8:47 am

    A bike and a castle – all you need to be happy.

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  2. November 22, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    HAHAHA! 😀 I always answered- What’s it? and About what?

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  3. November 22, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    You should ask the cat “How’s it going?” It’ll pack up its piss and leave…

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    • November 22, 2020 at 3:43 pm

      No self-respecting cat would be spoken to in such a manner…

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  4. November 22, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Thanks Alistair for Sharing Your World! You mean cats aren’t house (litter box) trainable??! Aw. And *BLAM* goes another illusion.. Someone else (far cleverer than I am) actually figured out why that first question about cereal and soup and how they are (or are NOT) alike means. There’s actual debate about it apparently. Maybe it’s something to do with the whole ‘milk on/in it’ idea… ? I’m mystified too.. Have a great week!

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    • November 23, 2020 at 6:04 am

      I expect that millions have been spent on the cereal/soup issue. It’s very important that we know! I await the official government paper with anticipation 🙂

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  5. November 23, 2020 at 6:04 am

    Oh wow…jealous of that castle!

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  6. November 23, 2020 at 11:06 am

    I’ve always regretted not learning how to ride a bicycle. We lived in the country near an “S” curve and my dad was no doubt afraid I’d have an accident. As I seemed accident prone he was probp

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  7. November 23, 2020 at 11:09 am

    The last sentence should read “As I seemed accident-prone, he was probably right.

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    • November 24, 2020 at 6:01 am

      Falling off your bike a few times is all part of growing up 🙂

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  8. November 23, 2020 at 11:49 am

    lol very cool and fun! ✌️😀 when the book will be published?

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    • November 24, 2020 at 6:04 am

      It should have been published by now but I keep pissing people off… 🙂

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  9. Lyn
    November 24, 2020 at 1:56 am

    A bike AND a castle? Awesome!! I’m with you about milk…except for maybe a chocolate milkshake or an iced chocolate 😀

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    • November 24, 2020 at 6:05 am

      For me, milk needs to be safely inside some nice cheese 🙂

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  10. November 30, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    I hereby order a copy of your upcoming book. I’ll need that book when confinement starts opening up again.

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    • December 1, 2020 at 6:19 am

      I think I’ll need to get a whole bunch printed as everyone will have forgotten their social skills.

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