Sharing My World 09-05-2022
Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.
What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
I don’t know. Arrive at the office. Burst into song.
What is something that you just recently realised that you are embarrassed by, that you didn’t realise embarrassed you?
Ha, I always realise what embarrasses me. I am “embarrassment-attuned”.
If Australia (including New Zealand – which I KNOW are different countries); the UK, Ireland, Germany, the USA, and Brazil or Italy were represented by one food, which would it be for each?
Australia – snags (sausages grilled on the “bahhbie”), UK – fish and chips, Ireland – colcannon (potatoes and greens), Germany – schnitzel and potato salad, USA – burgers, Brazil – I have no idea what they eat in Brazil, sorry, Brazilians, Italy – pizza.
What might happen if Goldilocks and the Three Bears were set in modern times?
A Goldilocks “home invasion” scenario? Arrested? Shot? Whacked over the back of the head with a tyre iron? It depends on what country she’s in, I guess.
Where was the most most embarrassing or inappropriate place you’ve passed audible gas?
Passing gas in public? Goodness gracious me, I would never do such a thing…
Speak to me - I'd love to hear your thoughts!
Click for a random post!
Woohoo!
I totally didn't win!
Share Your World
Friday Fictioneers
draliman on life 
Arrive at the office, burst into song, that would be REALLY weird.
LikeLike
It could get you fired if you work at some of the companies I did ‘in the day’. Think they were trying to subtly let me know I can’t sing very well? 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes. More usually arrive at the office, burst into tears!
LikeLike
Thanks Alistair for Sharing Your World. Excellent choice of answers and you may proudly state you are one of the ‘burger brigade” who thinks of Americans and hamburgers. I wonder if that senile old fart who ‘runs things’ over here will adopt it as the “National Food”. I bet the cows aren’t amused! 😉 It apparently also is a given that if Goldilocks were doing her breaking and entering, stealing food and then daring to take a nap in a strange bed would DIE. I’d think those bears were hungry too, because bears do not live on porridge alone! Have a great week! 🙂
LikeLike
The thing with America is it’s so big and diverse that there are lots of different dishes in different areas.
Modern Goldilocks is in for a hard time 😦
LikeLiked by 1 person
😄
LikeLiked by 1 person
Audible gas? Whatever next!
LikeLike
I know, the very thought!
LikeLiked by 1 person
In Brazil, they eat home invading little girls. Or so I’ve heard…
LikeLike
One of the more unique national dishes…
LikeLike
I think arriving at the office and bursting into song would be fun! Just like in films. And a little dancing to the tune would be even better! 😀
LikeLike
Maybe that’s the way to start the day. Big companies, take note 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Singing as you arrive to work, to cover the sound of audible gas passing would be be acceptable 😅
LikeLike
That’s a cunning plan!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I hope they never change the fairytale into a modern version🙈but it’s a purrfect answer on the question, Draliman😸Now let’s sing…err…or better not😹Extra Pawkisses🐾😽💞
LikeLike
Best to leave fairy tales alone for sure 🙂
LikeLike