Pegman – What’s in a Name?
Here is my story for What Pegman Saw, which this week takes us to Littleton, West Virginia, in America.
I’ve gone crazy this week. My story is totally mad! Maybe it’s the long hours at work. I will read everyone else’s stories hopefully tomorrow đ
âWow, cool little town. Whatâs its name?â
âLittleton.â
âHa!â
âWhatâŚ?â
âUm, nothing. Iâll have a Bud Light.â
âYouâre in luck. The lorryâs just delivered. All the way from Bigton.â
âBigton? Seriously?â
âYep. There used to be another town in between. It was quite big but not really all that big but bigger than small.â
âWhat was it called, dare I ask?â
âQuitebigbutnotreallyallthatbigbutbiggerthansmallton.â
âWhat happened?â
âBusinesses all went under. No-one got any post. Address wouldnât fit on the envelope.â
âThis is pretty surreal. You people are very literal with your town names.â
âYep, thereâs Waterton, Farmton, Lorryton, the nearest city is Hugeton, then of course thereâs the sewage works, thatâs calledâŚâ
âThis is mad! Let me guess, Shitton?â
âExcuse me? No, âLittle Dearingâ. What kind of name is âShittonâ? Thatâs rude. You better leave, boy.â
âFine. Youâre all insane with your crazy literal names. Iâm going home.â
âHome isâŚ?â
âHometon.â
The Time of Reconciliation
Dr Franklin was walking through the town’s plaza with his official Guide, enjoying the warmth of Tranek Major’s twin suns when the bells rang.
“What’s that all about?” he asked.
“It is the Time of Reconciliation. For exactly one hour in every month, the Rule of Law is suspended for those who have filed an official Tak’reh, or grievance, against another. Some talk things through, though violence is not uncommon. Some deaths are inevitable.”
“By the Mercies, that’s madness!” exclaimed Franklin. Looking around he saw some people arguing. In the distance a couple were hitting each other.
The Guide shook his head sadly. “And still you continue to insult our ways. Did you not read the Rules of Entry upon your arrival at the spaceport?”
“I assumed it was the usual stuff,” replied Franklin. “No hats to be worn on the day of rest, don’t walk on the grass, that sort of thing, common to a dozen different worlds.”
“Indeed, one would not wish to walk on the grass. Incurring a Tak’reh  from the Department of Parks is inadvisable. One finds that they have long memories, short tempers and all manner of sharpened gardening implements.”
“Mercies above!” Franklin exclaimed.
“And when I took you into my home and you complained about the room I gave you, did I not once again exhort you to read the Rules of Entry?”
Franklin’s face went ashen.”You, uh, didn’t file one of these Tak’reh things against me for that, did you?”
“Of course not! You are a visitor to our world after all, and I am above such minor indiscretions.”
Franklin’s look of relief changed to wide-eyed shock as he looked down at the knife protruding from his chest.
“However,” continued the Guide, “you insulted my wife’s cooking. I’m afraid that won’t do, Dr. Franklin. No, that won’t do at all.”