FF – One Man’s Trash…
Here is my opst for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. The picture this week was supplied by Shaktiki Sharma. To read this week’s other stories, click on the blue froggy.
I think I’ve written something like this before but this picture had me stumped 🙂

Copyright Shaktiki Sharma
“Beautiful, truly beautiful!”
“Indeed, Tarquin, a masterpiece of modern times. The ordered chaos, d’ya see? Life in a nutshell.”
“Yes, yes, and the detritus covering the window, surely a cutting comment on today’s society.”
“Of course, never seeing the world around us for the rubbish we surround ourselves with – insightful!”
“Beautiful.”
“Beautiful indeed.”
“I must meet the artist!”
“Look, this must be him! I say, my good man…”
“Oy, you two! Can’t you read? This section of the gallery’s closed for refurbishment. Piss off!”
“Um.”
“Ahem.”
Ha, absolutely brilliant. A great laugh, and reminds me of quite a few people I have to work with!
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Must be an “interesting” place to work! Glad you liked it.
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Oh my, the things people misconstrue as art.
One of my favorite today. Nicely done.
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It’s art if someone says it is! I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Too funny! I LOLed 🙂
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I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Hey, I’ve got a lot of art like that. Maybe I can sell it to a gallery?
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You just need to put a good spin on it!
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And so the name of this classic masterpiece is “Piss off!”
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Ha ha 🙂 With a name like that it’ll sell, no question…
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Dear Ali,
Given various ideas of what constitutes art, I’d say it’s an honest mistake. 😉 Funny stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
It’s a lot better than some of the “art” I’ve seen 🙂
Ali
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Ha… reminds me of the music critics reviewing the fantastic playing before they realize it’s the orchestra are just tuning their instruments.
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That’s often the best bit – free form music!
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Haha – modern art!
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Anything counts as modern art!
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Heheh. Art is to be found everywhere. Love the dialogue.
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It’s an easy mistake to make! I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Sadly, thats often the welcome you get. Love the conversation 😉
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He should have played along and sold it to them for a fortune 🙂
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Yes 😉
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This is VERY funny. Your dialogue is spot on. Thanks for the morning chuckle.
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You’re welcome, I’m glad you liked it!
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LOL
Oh I really enjoyed this.
Thank you for the laugh absolutely brilliant.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! When stuck for an idea, go for humorous dialogue, is my motto 🙂
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That’s a good motto.
🙂
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🙂
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Hahahahaha. This part is especially brilliant: “Oy, you two! Can’t you read? This section of the gallery’s closed for refurbishment. Piss off!”
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I’m glad you liked it! I wanted to use a ruder word for extra punch but chickened out. Let’s keep it clean, I thought 🙂
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Chicken! 🐣🐣
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Yup 🙂
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Nothing wrong with that. 😉
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LOL! Good laugh! 😀
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I’m glad you liked it 🙂
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Great piece of art…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂 ❤
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Yeah, it’s pretty good 🙂
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Great just great, I smiled a lot at this tale.
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Glad you liked it!
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Ha, ha, ha. ROFL. Such a comment on pseudo art lovers!
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I’ll have to go to an art gallery to see if I can observe some in the flesh 🙂
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Hahahahaha! “Art” — you left off the “F” in that word. 😀
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Ha, I think you’re right 🙂
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Hilarious, Ali. I guess he told them. Ha, ha. Good humor. 😀 — Suzanne
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He brooks no nonsense on his work site 🙂
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Great characterisation of all three. The mouthy workman certainly put the two supercilious ‘know-it-alls’ in their place. 🙂
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It’s good to see them taken down a peg or two!
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One man’s art…yes, something like that. Lol
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🙂
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Lovely characterisation. You can’t beat debunking pretentiousness.
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Sometimes these people need putting in their place 🙂
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Oh very good. Love the dialogue. The repetition of ‘beautiful’ is a nice touch.
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Thanks, I’m glad you liked it! I was initially worried about repeating “beautiful” but figured these people would be prone to repetition as their “big” words dry up 🙂
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Exactly. That’s just how it came across.
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Good 🙂
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Hilarious!
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Glad you liked it 🙂
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Sometimes ‘art;’ is like that? And I thought it was just me????
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Some art I’ll never understand.
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Me neither.
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