FF – Same Old
Here is my story for the 100 word Friday Fictioneers challenge, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo came from C. E. Ayr.
This story will either be mildly amusing or won’t make any sense whatsoever. I’m hoping people have read the book or at least seen the film. Sorry, I’m out of ideas today.
To read this week’s other stories, click on the blue froggy.

Copyright C. E. Ayr
“This is it. Interdimensional portal.”
“Why the chain?”
“Tourist attractions always do that. Stop people seeing the cool stuff.”
“Like portals?”
“Like portals. This is gonna be great!”
“Yeah, massive! Let’s do this thing. I love this part, never know what you’re gonna find!”
They jumped the chain and entered the door.
Snow. Bitter cold. A lady on a sleigh to their left, a strange creature to their right, gesticulating wildly at them.
The pair shook their heads sadly and walked back through the door.
“Unbelievable. Narnia again. Why’s it always Narnia?”
“That bloody lion’s on his own this time. Beer?”
And so, the untold story is finally told. Aslan is not saved, alas … and Narnia is doomed. Pass me a cold one, would you?
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Yeah, might as well share a beer now Narnia’s a goner.
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Cute, Ali. See there—you’ve got another happy (or at least hilarious) ending!
Maybe there’s even some (subconscious?!) symbolism about jumping over a chain to enter a quasi-Christian fantasy world with lions and child warriors/leaders. 🙂
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Thanks! Not such a happy ending for the future of Narnia, though I’m sure someone else will stumble through and help out 🙂
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The lesson: Beware old wardrobes (in wartime or otherwise)! 🙂
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I’ll certainly never walk into one…
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As a fan of the whole series… I loved this. I’ll take a beer, too!
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I’m glad you liked it! Beers all round 🙂
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Woot!
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Ha, like the notion that eventually you get fed up with the secret world through the door. Plenty of humour to find in that. Nice.
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It’s gotta get tiring after a while. I’m glad you liked it!
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So cruel, how can anyone give up on Naria, beer or not🙂
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I’m with you Michael 🙂
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You’d think they’d make the effort!
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Dear Ali,
Hey, even Aslan’s entitled to a little R & R once in a while. I read all of the books with my son when he was young. We both enjoyed them. Good one.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Yes, he can’t be fighting battles every time someone stumbles through the wardrobe!
Ali
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Great story. Love the books, loved the movie. I have to admit, when I saw the picture, I thought you were going to do a TARDIS tale 🙂
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Ha, the thought did cross my mind but I already did a TARDIS story with that picture of the portaloo a few months ago 🙂
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Another funny tale! Super! 🙂
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I’m glad you liked it! Humour for weeks in a row 🙂
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Interdimensional portals can certainly be overrated.
Ein Bier, bitte! 🍺
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They don’t always go to exciting new places. Just all to the same place for these guys 🙂
That was my most-used phrase when I lived in Stuttgart!
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Anywhere with beer is good enough for them. ☺
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Great story.. loved the twist at the end.. darn Narnia! ha!
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Yeah, fun at first but gets old real quick 🙂
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*laughs* indeed!
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Portals just never lead you anyplace interesting…. like light years into the middle of the vacuum of space, or maybe the core of the sun or trapped forever in the middle of a mountain. Always some silly fantasy world with strange creatures…. bah!
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Yeah, just once you’d want to end up in the middle of a North Korean nuke test explosion, just to shake things up a bit.
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very funny 🙂
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I’m glad you liked it!
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How cool to be blase (can’t do the accents) about finding Narnia behind a door. Kids these days…
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Been there, done that!
I usually Google a word with an accent and then copy and paste 🙂
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Hehe, I love this. Maybe they should send a few kids in, then Narnia is taken and they can go somewhere else. How about a portal to the Enterprise? 😀
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Yeah, a portal to the Enterprise (any of them) would be fun. To boldly go… 🙂
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Hahahaha! Cute!!
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I’m glad you liked it!
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THis is so funny and charming, loved it!
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I’m glad you liked it!
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Great fun!
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Thanks 🙂
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Haha! I figured the Lion was on His own. 😀
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Yeah, poor chap. I’m sure he’ll manage 🙂
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Oh man, not Narnia *again*! What a funny reaction to going through a portal, that cracked me up. I especially appreciate it because I just finished reading Lev Grossman’s Magician’s Land, which features a magical world that is basically an homage to Narnia, except written for adults — so the beer part would fit right in.
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All portals lead to Narnia 🙂
I’ve not heard of that, I’ll have to look it up.
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I’d recommend it. With the exception of feeling a bit too much like Narnia, I really enjoyed the series. .
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Cheers!
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Drink up!
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Kids these days, so jaded. So funny, Ali! I’ll join you in a pint.
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It’s like nothing excites them these days…
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this made me smile. 🙂
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I’m glad 🙂
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Great twist at the end and great idea that the attraction of the fantastical can pall
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Everything gets old sooner or later…
I’m glad you liked it!
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Love the story! I wonder what would make them happy. Must be spoiled with excessive amount of portals… Sigh… Some people have a life…
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A portal somewhere else would be a start at making them happy!
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Here’s to Narnia…cheers 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Caturday 🙂 ❤
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Yay Narnia 🙂
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Ha, this made me smile. I agree with the others it was a nice twist to have them tired of visiting Narnia.
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I’m glad you liked it! Even Narnia gets old after a while.
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So Narnia has lost it’s Char(m)n
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Ha 🙂
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Good one Björn 🙂
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Oh dear!
Poor lion.
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I’m sure he’ll be fine. He is the great Aslan, after all 🙂
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Here’s a thought, why not go for a few beers then go to Narnia?
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Well, that’s sad. At least they could get back out without help. Good writing, Ali. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Yeah, they’ve been through this before 🙂
Thanks!
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What a disappointment for him. Maybe he could search for a different portal. Fun story – much more than ‘mildly amusing’.
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There must be one somewhere which goes somewhere else…
I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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I got it! But I read the book….
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I think I read it long long ago…
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Love it, Ali! Maybe they’ll eventually find a portal that leads to somewhere else. 🙂
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Maybe. Or maybe they’re stuck with Narnia forever!
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You’ve got a way with stories! I agree with everyone about Narnia.
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Thanks, I’m glad you liked it! I’m sure I’d never tire of Narnia 🙂
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I never have watched the whole thing. I’ve seen the lion, etc. I will make time soon.
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