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Sharing My World 11-03-2019

Here is  my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What I’d like to hear: “Hey dude, good to have you, your personal paradise is third pod on the left!”

What I’d more likely hear: “You again? I keep telling you, you can’t come in.” Beep beep beep… ring ring, ring ring… “Hello, Beelzebub? God. He’s here again. Can’t you keep your inmates under control…?”

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
That bit where Kathy Bates’ character hobbles the author 😦 That Stephen King, eh…?

What do you think about when you’re alone in your car?
Here I am, alone in my car, driving along…

How would you rate your memory?
One of those ice cream sundaes with raspberry sauce. Sorry, what was the question again?

What’s one song that always cheers you up, no matter how blue you’re feeling?
I don’t really have any go-to music for any particular mood.

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  1. March 17, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
    Hilarious.

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  2. March 17, 2019 at 10:54 am

    I loved the part about the Pearly Gates. I thought you were more than a bit hard on yourself. 😦 —- Suzanne

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  3. March 17, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    ho ho ho……..Merry paddy’s day!

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  4. March 17, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Thanks for Sharing Your World on this foine (fine) Saint Patrick’s Day! This past week I showed up for a doctor’s appointment, right on time and ready to go. Too bad it was scheduled for the day BEFORE. Ooops. We all have those huh? moments…

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  5. March 17, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Super funny answers as always! Now I wonder what you are really thinking when driving alone in your car…………..:D

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  6. March 17, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    I hope I am in the third pod on the right!

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  7. March 17, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Beelzebub has a tough job! 😉

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    • March 17, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      So many miscreants to keep track of, and now he’s got the Big Guy on his back as well 🙂

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      • March 18, 2019 at 8:01 pm

        For Beelzebub’s sake, I hope the Big Guy isn’t too heavy (as the BG is on his back). Hey, do I hear someone groaning at my joke? 😉

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      • March 19, 2019 at 6:57 pm

        Grooan 🙂

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  8. March 17, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    MOL MOL MOL That God has some contacts huh…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy St. Patrick’s Day🐾😽💚

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  9. March 17, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    I cannot watch that movie and I also don’t need music for my moods. TV works just fine.

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    • March 19, 2019 at 6:54 pm

      I saw back when I was a student. I tend to stay away from psychological thrillers these days.

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  10. March 18, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    I was going to make a “Misery” joke for that question, but left it on the cutting room floor. I do hope your smartass answers win you a few points with the man upstairs (I hear he has a sense of humo(u)r….)

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    • March 19, 2019 at 6:56 pm

      Yeah. He’s known for that. “Mr Chuckles” they call him in the Heavenly Host…
      I found your discarded joke, used it and claimed it as my own!

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