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FF – Late Night Snack

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Ronda Del Boccio.

 

Greg moaned. Lying on his back… the moon? No, a streetlight. Oh… his head… way too much whisky… so much whisky… a van… someone coming… wearing a mask, a hypodermic needle… no, no… hauled into the van… moving… smell of food… blackness…

 

“Hey, Baz, fast food! Fancy a kebab?”

“Dunno, these fast food vans can be a bit dodgy.”

“C’mon, sissy! Just a shame we lost Greg somewhere along the way. Hey, mate, two kebabs!”

“Of course, sir, new delivery of meat just in, very fresh!”

“Awesome! Wow, nice. My kebab tastes like single malt. Magic!”

 

  1. April 3, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Haha! I accidentally read the second part first, and in confusion I looked further up. It worked awesomely that way as well, maybe even better 😀

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  2. April 3, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Yummy!

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  3. April 3, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Dear Ali,

    Oh dear…fresh meat? Greg Kebabs? Had I been sipping a beverage it would surely have sprayed my keyboard.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • April 3, 2019 at 7:39 pm

      Dear Rochelle,
      A most flavoursome treat 🙂
      Ali

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  4. April 3, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    I’m impressed they could tell the flavour was single malt rather than blend. Perhaps it was a peaty malt

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    • April 3, 2019 at 7:41 pm

      They are quite impressive when it comes to alcoholic beverages.

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  5. April 3, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Poor Greg! Well, I suppose he could have met a worse fate.

    Neil S.

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  6. April 3, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    I wonder if he tastes like chicken?!

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  7. April 3, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    How grim!! Love it!!

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    • April 4, 2019 at 6:26 am

      Grim and tasty! I’m glad you liked it.

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  8. Lyn
    April 3, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Oh dear… LOL Ali I do look forward to reading your Friday Fictioneer each week. You done good 😀 😀

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  9. April 3, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    sometimes getting too much to drink will get you in trouble even without knowing it. 🙂

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  10. April 4, 2019 at 12:48 am

    OMG that story needs to be told at rehab. 🙂

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  11. April 4, 2019 at 6:47 am

    Whoa!! Super gruesome! 😉
    Totally my kind of tale! Excellent!!

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  12. April 4, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Laughing.
    But I think it’s a bit harsh to blame a good Scotch when it’s men who chopped up poor Greg!

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    • April 4, 2019 at 3:34 pm

      It may have got Greg into that bind in the first place, but it ultimately added to the flavour 🙂

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  13. April 4, 2019 at 11:05 am

    I’ve always suspected as much. One bad kebab turned me off them for life.

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    • April 4, 2019 at 3:35 pm

      I can imagine. That often happens with food poisoning, though our protagonist seems to quite like his 🙂

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  14. April 4, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Damn whiskey… probably something in the kebab!

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  15. April 4, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Do chips come with that kebab? 😀

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    • April 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Chips, at a time like this? Well, I suppose he’s dead now, shame to waste him… 🙂

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  16. April 4, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    Gulp. Great fun, but oh dear… are the kebap people in league with the pub I wonder?

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    • April 4, 2019 at 3:38 pm

      Ha, I didn’t consider that. That would make this a truly insidious conspiracy!

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  17. April 4, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Fresh meat? Eew! And tastes like the booze he consumed. Double eww!

    Funny, nevertheless 🙂

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  18. April 4, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Oh now that turned really, unexpectedly, grisly. What a take on the photo prompt! 🙂

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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  19. April 4, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Oh, no! Greg kebabs … out of the box creative as always! =)

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    • April 4, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      They’re the latest thing, but hurry – supplies are limited! I’m glad you liked it 🙂

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  20. April 4, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Long pork strikes again. And it’s pre-marinated!

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  21. April 4, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Ali!! You are so bad!
    This was fun in a gross way.

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  22. April 5, 2019 at 5:15 am

    I actually think this is how McDonald’s got its start…

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    • April 5, 2019 at 3:53 pm

      Ooh, I sense a lawsuit coming on…
      “Based on a true story…”

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  23. April 5, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Ha ha ha, plenty more where that came from…:-)

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  24. April 5, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Ewww, this sounds like an updated version of “Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”. Poor Greg. O_o — Suzanne

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    • April 5, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      This is after Sweeney Todd couldn’t afford the rates on his shop any longer so he went mobile 🙂

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  25. April 5, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    I’m not usually a fan of black, but this made me laugh!

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    • April 5, 2019 at 3:55 pm

      Always pop a bit of humour in, I always say 🙂

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  26. April 6, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    They are eating kabab of Greg.

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  27. April 6, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Poor Greg! I was never a fan of fast food vans to start with…

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    • April 7, 2019 at 5:37 am

      I didn’t used to mind but now I’m older I’m a bit more cautious!

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      • April 8, 2019 at 6:58 pm

        Ah, older and wi… erm … more cautious. 😉

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  28. April 7, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Wonder if they do ribs? According to some cannibals it tastes more like pork, though I am unwilling to do a taste test. A long way to go before humans become the new bacon.

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  29. April 7, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    I wonder to whom have they sold the rest of Greg…

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    • April 8, 2019 at 11:45 am

      I reckon the leftovers would make a great art installation…

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  30. April 8, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Oh dear. Stay away from street food vendors I say. Gruesome story, but fun.

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  31. April 8, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Malt as a marinade, and easy to prepare! hahaha!! excellent!

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  32. April 8, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    I’ll never eat from another food truck! (lol)

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  33. April 8, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Loved the inferences! Yes, there are days I would give my life for a taco…

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