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FF – Fate Happens

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by C.E. Ayr.

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Copyright C.E. Ayr

 

“No! No way!”

“Whatever is the matter, my dear?”

“It has a balcony! Read the news, woman! English tourists are forever plunging to their deaths off balconies. And that aircon unit! In every American film I’ve ever seen someone’s been crushed by a falling aircon unit.”

“Maybe you’ve been watching the wrong…”

“You go inside. I’m nobody’s fool. I’m going for a swim in the pool.”

Funny, but in every film I’ve ever seen…

GERRRONIMOOOO!

… the injury’s because some idiot doesn’t check…

SPLAT! ARRRRGHHH…

… there’s water in the pool before jumping in. I hope our holiday insurance covers gross stupidity…

 

  1. June 5, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    lolz!!!!

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  2. June 5, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    HAHAHA! Look before you leap! 😀

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  3. June 5, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    Great Belly Laugh!

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  4. June 5, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    There’s just danger everywhere you look – even tripping on the plant pots on the stairs…

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  5. June 6, 2019 at 12:10 am

    He should’ve been more concerned about all those plants. How many movies have giant man-eating plants in them? All of them, that’s how many!

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    • June 6, 2019 at 6:37 am

      I’m sure they’ll get him as he drags himself up the stairs on his way to phone for an ambulance!

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  6. June 6, 2019 at 12:12 am

    {giggle-snort} Well done!!

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  7. June 6, 2019 at 5:41 am

    oops. His paranoia needs to run deeper….so to speak.

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  8. June 6, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Spoken like a true wife. Warning after the event…

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    • June 6, 2019 at 6:23 pm

      Heh! She’s not exactly rushing to call an ambulance either 🙂

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  9. June 6, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Nervous and impetuous, a dangerous combination!

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  10. June 6, 2019 at 8:59 am

    Hilarious, Ali. Great dialogue and sounds. He seems to have his own blind spots. I loved the “Splat”. 😀 — Suzanne

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    • June 6, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      The “splat” seemed appropriate 🙂 I’m glad you liked it!

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  11. Lyn
    June 6, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Ooops!!

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  12. June 6, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Dear Ali,

    Nothing puts an abrupt end to a swim than a pool without water. You made me laugh.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • June 6, 2019 at 6:26 pm

      Dear Rochelle,
      As a keen swimmer, not a mistake you’d make, I bet! I’m glad you liked it.
      Ali

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  13. June 6, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Made me laugh – such an inventive story. Love the energy of the paranoid person in the story.
    Well done.

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    • June 6, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      His wife will probably be glad of a bit of time to herself while he recuperates 🙂
      I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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  14. June 6, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Very slickly and fluently written, Ali. I liked the hysteria of the husband’s voice.

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    • June 6, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      He did seem close to the edge, didn’t he? I’m glad you liked it!

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  15. June 6, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Oh Oh🙀Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞

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  16. June 6, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Love the “gross stupidity” line. Made me laugh at Mr. Know it all! 🙂

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  17. June 7, 2019 at 3:37 am

    Danger lurks about everywhere! You have to be en garde every moment just to stay alive lol.

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  18. June 7, 2019 at 4:36 am

    Haha. Perhaps it was one of those skateboard pools.

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  19. June 7, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Stupidity is a pre-existing condition. 😆

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    • June 7, 2019 at 7:42 am

      True – looks like they’ll be paying for everything themselves, then!

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  20. June 7, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Hoped for a splash and went splat instead! I’d like to say it’s an easy mistake to make, but it’s really not! Nice one.

    My go at Friday Fictioneers!

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  21. June 7, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Haha. Oh I had forgotten how sublimely silly yet ultimately refreshing your stories were, Ali. Thank you.

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    • June 7, 2019 at 7:44 pm

      I’ve done a run of silly stories recently. I’m glad you liked it!

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  22. June 7, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Hahaha very funny.

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  23. June 7, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    I love the way you structured this conversation. But I have to ask—-REALLY? People have actually NOT checked to see if the pool was full? Yikes.

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    • June 8, 2019 at 4:56 am

      Lots of people don’t check, those people being characters in slapstick comedies. Plus this idiot 🙂

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  24. June 8, 2019 at 8:19 am

    She’s very patient. I think she knows what to expect from him. Very funny story.

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    • June 8, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      Yes, I don’t think this is the first time something like this has happened. I’m glad you liked it!

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  25. June 8, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    The house seems to be particularly jinxed for English visitors.

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  26. June 9, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    These people would find a way to injure themselves even if they lived in a bubble!

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  27. June 9, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    This made me laugh out loud. I think all the insurance he needs now is for a funeral.

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    • June 10, 2019 at 6:18 pm

      Ouch, repatriating a body doesn’t come cheap… 🙂

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      • June 10, 2019 at 10:13 pm

        Why repatriate? 🙂 (Double-ouch…)

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      • June 11, 2019 at 6:47 am

        True, just leave him in the pool and get on with the rest of the holiday 🙂

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  28. June 10, 2019 at 5:01 am

    I realise we should probably not laugh, but laugh we must!
    Fun one, despite the fact he probably didn’t survive that one!

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    • June 10, 2019 at 6:19 pm

      I like to think he only shattered both his legs. He’s a jumper, not a diver 🙂

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      • June 10, 2019 at 6:38 pm

        I dunno….
        If he were a stuntman, he would have a chance…

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      • June 11, 2019 at 6:46 am

        Sadly not a stuntman. He’s an accountant. Was an accountant… 🙂

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      • June 11, 2019 at 12:25 pm

        Right. Well, then.

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  29. June 11, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    I giggled a little too. :/

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