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FF – Hobby

Here’s my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Jean L. Hays.

Just a silly little one this week.

Copyright Jean L. Hays

 

“Ooh, what shall I sew?”

“Ugh. Another fad.”

“Hey, men can sew too!”

“Yep. But remember last time? You bought sixteen cookery books and never even managed beans on toast. Come on, I’ve arranged a hobby you’ll love!”

They entered a room. Huge TV, sound system, home cinema, games console, and who’s that on the sofa? Yes, yes it is…! Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, beckoning, beckoning…

Hey, wait a minute.

This is a dream, isn’t it?

Disappointed, draliman woke up, determined that today he would conquer beans on toast. Possibly, if he were feeling adventurous, with cheese on top 😊

 

  1. October 23, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Today beans on toast. Tomorrow chateaubriand

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  2. October 23, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Keep dreaming, you never know! Good fun 🙂

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  3. October 23, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Ha ha – you should definitely add the cheese and pop it under the grill. Fun story!

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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    • October 24, 2019 at 7:32 am

      Yeah, definitely cheese is required 🙂

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  4. October 23, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    In the next dream Draliman enrolls in Le Cordon Bleu and creates amazing meals! 🙂

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  5. October 23, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    No matter how improbable, beans on toast is much more likely than that other dream. Quite fun.

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  6. October 23, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    You will manage it today… if not you can eat cold beans out of the can.

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  7. October 23, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Gotta hate waking up with that dream awaiting you, eh. Great story!

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  8. October 23, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Haha, a nice funny story today, I enjoyed it.

    You can get some of that heinz five beanz stuff if you’re feeling classy.

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    • October 24, 2019 at 7:38 am

      Thanks, I’m glad you liked it! Ooh, classy baked beans 🙂

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  9. October 23, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    Dear Ali,

    Sorry about that in home cinema and all…enjoy your beans on toast. 😉
    Of course men sew. My grandfather was a tailor and made all my mother’s clothes when she was a girl. 😀

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • October 24, 2019 at 7:41 am

      Dear Rochelle,
      I did quite well at sewing at school! Beans on toast, here I come 🙂
      Ali

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  10. Lyn
    October 24, 2019 at 5:07 am

    Beat an egg, add it to the beans and cook gently like you would scrambled eggs. Serve on toast for a filling breakfast…or dinner…or lunch. Easy and delish. 😀

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    • October 24, 2019 at 7:41 am

      Ooh, that sounds yummy, thanks 🙂

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      • Lyn
        October 29, 2019 at 2:06 am

        You’re welcome. It works with a can of spaghetti too 😀

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  11. October 24, 2019 at 6:48 am

    That was a good dream!!
    Worked up an appetite for the beans I hope! 😛

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  12. October 24, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Nice story, Ali. Gentle humour, but sharply told – good work!

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    • October 24, 2019 at 11:37 am

      Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂

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  13. October 24, 2019 at 11:20 am

    And here I thought Chef Draliman was already the master of pizza… and he can’t even do beans on toast? Bah!

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    • October 24, 2019 at 11:38 am

      Those beans can be tricky, and getting the toast just right? Impossible.

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  14. October 24, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Nothing wrong with beans. Especially cold beans. Good one.

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    • October 25, 2019 at 6:58 am

      Staple student fare – cold beans mixed with chunks of blue cheese and Tabasco sauce 🙂

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  15. October 24, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Sew…..what time shall I come round?

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  16. October 24, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Beans on toast are a healthy meal – just eat an apple for dessert.

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    • October 25, 2019 at 6:59 am

      Fruit’s taking things a bit too far…

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  17. October 24, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    That’s better than the dreams I have! Perhaps I should stop looking at my cookery books!

    Here’s my story!

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  18. October 24, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    So funny, and I loved your insertion of yourself in the story.

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  19. October 24, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    This feels very familiar. Each of us has our momentary enthusiasms and epic failures, resulting from our inability to stick With it. A way Nature has, of moving us along to the next thing!

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  20. October 24, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Those girls, I’d like to meet Drew Barrymore, not sure about the others, but always add a little butter and curry powder to BOT, thats my advice! Good stuff and delightfully stereotypical of us males!

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  21. October 24, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Gotta start small… beans on toast is manageable… having those ladies on your couch is definitely dreaming in Technicolor…

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  22. October 24, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    So sorry for the disappointment. Unfortunately, too many of us wake up to reality.
    Which is why I only write in fiction, I never have to wake up. ;0)

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    • October 25, 2019 at 11:50 am

      Fiction writing is like living a dream sometimes!

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      • October 25, 2019 at 6:22 pm

        Wow, philosophical. Nice line. Skip the “sometimes.” The rest makes for a great mission statement.

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      • October 25, 2019 at 7:48 pm

        “Fiction – live the dream!”

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      • October 25, 2019 at 9:35 pm

        Right on Bro.

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  23. October 25, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Frozen microwave dinner might be easier… just don’t leave it in too long and take the plastic off – oh dear it just got hard! 😀

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    • October 25, 2019 at 11:51 am

      I tried a frozen microwave dinner once. I was terribly disappointed in it 🙂

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  24. October 26, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Men can certainly sew, though I’ve not met many. Beans on toast is definitely manageable and sounds tasty to me, especially with the cheese on top. Fun story!

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    • October 27, 2019 at 4:37 am

      I can sew simple repairs but rarely have the need. I learned beans on toast with cheese at university, as many did 🙂

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      • October 27, 2019 at 7:26 pm

        I was good at PB & J crackers in university with a bit of fruit on the side to make it healthier. Still not much of a cook. =)

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  25. October 27, 2019 at 4:33 am

    Life is a series of recipes. One ingredient (step) at a time. Good dream/story.

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    • October 27, 2019 at 4:42 am

      Nice analogy! I’m glad you liked the story 🙂

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      • October 27, 2019 at 6:51 pm

        OK good, now go to the kitchen and make something besides beans on toast! lol

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  26. October 27, 2019 at 10:46 am

    I liked the second option with TV better. Why does Draliman want to go back to cooking?

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    • October 27, 2019 at 5:46 pm

      Sadly the TV option was but a dream.

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  27. October 27, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    You realised you were dreaming, so you should’ve tried to continue dreaming and control the outcome. Isn’t that what lucid dreaming is all about? 😉
    Good luck with beans on toast. 🙂

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    • October 28, 2019 at 7:57 pm

      I used to be able to lucid dream, back when I was a kid. I used to wake myself up to prove to people in my dream that it was a dream… I could have had much more fun as an adult 😉

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      • October 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm

        You woke yourself up to prove to people in your dream that it was a dream? Right… makes perfect sense… not. 😁

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  28. October 28, 2019 at 8:32 am

    Dream on, Draliman, one day you manage to sew… or cook anything…if only in your dreams😹Extra Pawkisses for now🐾😽💞

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  29. October 28, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    You have unmatched humour, Ali… great story👍

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  30. October 29, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    LOL…another day in the life…

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  31. October 30, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    You be careful…

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