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Sharing My World 23-11-2020

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

What is worse than a dentist with bad breath?
A proctologist with a power drill.

Have you ever been rejected by someone that you liked, or been told that you were not good enough for somebody else?
Ha!

“Um… fancy going out for a drink after work?
“Yeah, sounds good!”
woohoo!
“Great, place round the corner at 6?”
“Yep. Who else is coming?”
Nooooooo!

Did you ever want to have toast for breakfast, only to find that all your bread was covered in green mould?
Result. Extra penicillin, set you up for the day.

Did you ever sneeze so hard that your whole body hurt?
Not my whole body but my head. Makes me worry I’ve burst a blood vessel 😦

Did you ever buy clothing on the internet that did not fit, but you wore them anyway, since you didn’t want to pay the £5 shipping charge to send them back?
No. I only buy clothes on the internet if they’re a known brand and I understand their sizing system. Most places these days have a handy size chart, as obviously one company’s “XL” is another company’s “M”.

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  1. November 29, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Hey, it takes a powerful tool to get rid of those nasty hemorrhoids…

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    • November 29, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      They won’t soon be coming back.

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  2. November 29, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Haha..I’ve thought that too from a sneeze.

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  3. November 29, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Hilarious answers! Every now and then I sneeze like that. The room gets dark and then….Wait, what were we talking about?

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  4. November 29, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Thanks Alistair for Sharing Your World. That hemorrhoid ‘treatment’ made my own butt hurt… Owwwie! O_o I’ve sneezed hard enough that my ears popped and then hurt, I was afraid i’d burst my eardrums! I’m glad you didn’t burst a blood vessel, might have put you off from sneezing for life! Great answers all!

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    • November 30, 2020 at 6:01 am

      Sneezes are a tricky business 😮

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  5. November 30, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    Oh god, the proctologist answer. Your mind goes in dark places.

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  6. December 3, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Thank Cat you didn’t explode after the sneeze, Draliman…just a little bit, huh😸Extra Pawkisses🐾😽💞

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    • December 4, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      Yes, could have been nasty 😮

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  7. December 5, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    I have a friend whose mother didn’t want her to blow her nose when she was little. I hated hearing her sniffing it all back up her nose. That seemed worse to me. I hated everything about it as I had bad earaches. Those were the good old days before antibiotics. 😦 — Suzanne

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    • December 6, 2020 at 6:18 am

      That seems a strange thing to stop someone doing 🙂

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  8. Liz
    December 9, 2020 at 5:54 am

    I was wondering what that power drill was for…

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