Contest of Whatever 2021
Every year, Evil Squirrel hosts a contest, and this year, the theme is the letter “X”. So here goes…
Okay, that was a bit weak. For the avoidance of doubt, that’s a dog in the picture above. Marvel at my art skills!
Let’s have a story full of magic and horrible accidents! Accidents? Or something else…
“Wozzup?”
“I have cursed my nemesis, PG, with an X!”
“Don’t you mean a ‘hex’?”
“‘Hex’? Don’t be ridiculous! It’s X! Terrible things will befall him!”
“Well, it’s ‘hex’ so they won’t.”
“You don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“It’s ‘hex’, I tell you, PG will be perfectly safe.”
“Who’s the witch around here? I know what I’m talking about, dammit!”
“You know nothing. PG and I will laugh about this later down the pub.”
“There will be no ‘later down the pub’, I tell you. PG is X’ed and will not survive the afternoon!”
“Moron. I’m off. To meet PG.”
“We shall see, oh yes, we shall see bwahahahahaha!”
HAHAHA! Don’t mess with the X! 😀
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W and Y are okay but that little X in the middle… nasty 🙂
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Most X-cellent!! I can’t wait for next week!! Oooo! Hope I don’t get a (he)X put on ME!
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It’s no fun, getting X’ed!
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Wow, who knew Puppies on a Roll could be so evil? If nothing else, that the CoW gives the DraliDoodles team something to do once a year is more than worth hosting it. Thank you for another great entry… and for making me feel fortunate I have anti-X protection that deflects such spells onto Buster…
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Yeah, the team don’t flex their pen very often these days. Buster is quite the disaster magnet, he’s been X’ed for years, poor possum.
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That’s almost as diabolical as the evilsquirrel 😮 😮
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I don’t even have a Buster to kill so poor PG had to take the brunt 😦
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Got what he deserved for being pig-headed, that stubborn bastard.
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I wonder what will happen to him first…
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This had me laughing all the way through! I’m so glad you did your doodles for the challenge again. I loved your Buster dies entry a few years ago. This is a great follow up!
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I thought it was time to roll out the doodles again. I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Fun doodles. I enjoyed
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Thanks 🙂
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Oh heck I know who has got my vote (if they allow outsiders to vote!) Tell me sir Alistair, is “Hex, X or the evil blue being of cheesy teeth) related to Buster the possum somehow? Because my gawd. The amount of slaying that went on, and still the blue besstid popped up again, ready for more. Go Speed Doggie(s) GO! Hahahahahahha!!!!
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AH! “PG” is Nemesis name. No wonder he got targeted… NOBODY likes “PG”…
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Distant cousins, I believe. They share the same happy-go-lucky attitude to violent death plus awesome restoration skills anyway!
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Love your illustrations accompanying this tragic series of events……some people are disaster magnets!
Pam
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Especially when they’ve been X’d! I’m glad you liked it!
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I’m not familiar with your characters, but I really enjoyed reading the story. Loved the doodles and wow – the ‘accidents’ just kept on coming! 🙂
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They do, it’s not poor PG’s day. These characters are new to everyone, including me 🙂
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