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Contest of Whatever 2021

Every year, Evil Squirrel hosts a contest, and this year, the theme is the letter “X”. So here goes…

Okay, that was a bit weak. For the avoidance of doubt, that’s a dog in the picture above. Marvel at my art skills!

Let’s have a story full of magic and horrible accidents! Accidents? Or something else…

“I have cursed my nemesis, PG, with an X!”
“Don’t you mean a ‘hex’?”

“‘Hex’? Don’t be ridiculous! It’s X! Terrible things will befall him!”
“Well, it’s ‘hex’ so they won’t.”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“It’s ‘hex’, I tell you, PG will be perfectly safe.”

“Who’s the witch around here? I know what I’m talking about, dammit!”
“You know nothing. PG and I will laugh about this later down the pub.”

“There will be no ‘later down the pub’, I tell you. PG is X’ed and will not survive the afternoon!”
“Moron. I’m off. To meet PG.”

“We shall see, oh yes, we shall see bwahahahahaha!”

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  1. February 27, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    HAHAHA! Don’t mess with the X! 😀


    • February 28, 2021 at 5:40 am

      W and Y are okay but that little X in the middle… nasty 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  2. February 27, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    Most X-cellent!! I can’t wait for next week!! Oooo! Hope I don’t get a (he)X put on ME!


    • February 28, 2021 at 5:41 am

      It’s no fun, getting X’ed!


  3. February 28, 2021 at 12:01 am

    Wow, who knew Puppies on a Roll could be so evil? If nothing else, that the CoW gives the DraliDoodles team something to do once a year is more than worth hosting it. Thank you for another great entry… and for making me feel fortunate I have anti-X protection that deflects such spells onto Buster…


    • February 28, 2021 at 5:43 am

      Yeah, the team don’t flex their pen very often these days. Buster is quite the disaster magnet, he’s been X’ed for years, poor possum.


  4. Lyn
    February 28, 2021 at 9:50 am

    That’s almost as diabolical as the evilsquirrel 😮 😮


    • February 28, 2021 at 5:00 pm

      I don’t even have a Buster to kill so poor PG had to take the brunt 😦


  5. March 2, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    Got what he deserved for being pig-headed, that stubborn bastard.


    • March 3, 2021 at 5:57 am

      I wonder what will happen to him first…


  6. March 3, 2021 at 12:22 am

    This had me laughing all the way through! I’m so glad you did your doodles for the challenge again. I loved your Buster dies entry a few years ago. This is a great follow up!


    • March 3, 2021 at 6:00 am

      I thought it was time to roll out the doodles again. I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂


  7. March 3, 2021 at 6:54 pm

    Fun doodles. I enjoyed


  8. March 5, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Oh heck I know who has got my vote (if they allow outsiders to vote!) Tell me sir Alistair, is “Hex, X or the evil blue being of cheesy teeth) related to Buster the possum somehow? Because my gawd. The amount of slaying that went on, and still the blue besstid popped up again, ready for more. Go Speed Doggie(s) GO! Hahahahahahha!!!!


    • March 5, 2021 at 6:46 pm

      AH! “PG” is Nemesis name. No wonder he got targeted… NOBODY likes “PG”…

      Liked by 1 person

    • March 6, 2021 at 5:10 am

      Distant cousins, I believe. They share the same happy-go-lucky attitude to violent death plus awesome restoration skills anyway!


  9. March 5, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    Love your illustrations accompanying this tragic series of events……some people are disaster magnets!



    • March 6, 2021 at 5:12 am

      Especially when they’ve been X’d! I’m glad you liked it!


  10. March 5, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    I’m not familiar with your characters, but I really enjoyed reading the story. Loved the doodles and wow – the ‘accidents’ just kept on coming! 🙂


    • March 6, 2021 at 5:14 am

      They do, it’s not poor PG’s day. These characters are new to everyone, including me 🙂


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