Sharing My World 15-08-2021
Here is my post for Melanie’s special Squirrel Edition of Share Your World. The questions this week come from some of the critters living on Evil Squirrel’s Shelf.
When you just need to forget the world for a few hours, what helps you get away from it all? (Fuzzywig the stoner raccoon)
Having a nice nap. With no help required from Fuzzywig’s 4:20 stash.
If you woke up tomorrow with a unicorn horn extending from the top of your head, what would be the biggest advantage and disadvantage of your new appendage? (Mitzi the horny unicorn)
Stab people, I expect! That’s what unicorn horns are for. Mitzi doesn’t use hers right.
I stab all night and I stab all day
I gouge and I rip, it’s the unicorn way
Those who insult with every breath
I’ll stab and gouge the shits to death
What is the creepiest thing youโve ever seen someone do, that youโd be willing to talk about, of course? (Snuggle the kinky pervert bear)
Sorry, Snuggle. I know what you’re up to with this question. Trying to get some ideas, huh? I’m onto your little game.
Whatโs the silliest or pettiest thing that tends to really upset you? (Rainy, the wickedly obsessive rain-loving skunk)
Everything! If people don’t do things my way, they’re doing things the wrong way!
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Relatable.
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A perfectionist, huh? ๐
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Yep!
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HAHAHA! I didn’t know unicorns had a dark side! ๐
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Some of them are all dark side ๐ฎ
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That poem brought tears to my eyes. Perhaps one day Zeeba will grow in her horn and be able to bring it to life…
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I was actually thinking of Zeeba when I wrote it! She seems to do quite well without a horn, though…
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Gawd. Zeeba with a full sized horn? I’ll never get that out of my mind’s eye… Thanks for the warning though!
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Thanks, Alistair, for Sharing Your World! I enjoyed that you embraced the ‘names’ in that way. Some folks didn’t care for the re-naming of the critters and removed all potentially dubious nomenclature like “horny” and “kinky”. Well I call ’em as I see ’em. Excellent answers! Excellent poetry too! You been keeping your little light under a bushel? I never sussed out Snuggle’s ulterior motive, thanks for pointing that out!
He’s certainly gathered some fodder and the thought of that bear in black lacy underwear? *shudder* (the underwear thing was one blogger’s response to the creepiest question…they apparently saw some really old guy tottering down the back alley one night clad only in ladies lacy black underwear. ) Some shtuff you just can’t un-see, can you? Have a great week! ๐
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Yuk, that’s something I wouldn’t ever want to see ๐ฎ
I feel that only displaying my poetry brilliance once in a while increases the impact ๐
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