FF – Make Klaziquarg Great Again!
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Bill Reynolds.
“You forgot where you parked the space module? It’s camouflaged as a truck and it could be on any planet, in any galaxy, in any time period? It could be anywhere, anywhen?”
“Yep. No wait, there it is.”
“What are the odds? Hang on, some bits have fallen off.”
“That’s just the disguise. No wait, it’s the warp drive.”
“Can you fix it?”
“Nope. How will we get back home to Klaziquarg?”
“I have a plan. I’ll put on an orange wig, get myself elected to high office and divert the nation’s finances to fixing our ship.”
“Make Klaziquarg great again!”
“Huzzah!”
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Oh, dear! I didn’t think aliens would stoop so low.
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There are no depths to which they won’t stoop 😮
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Sounds extremely plausible to me!
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For sure! It could happen…
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Political satire works with science fiction
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And since it’s sci-fi I can’t be sued, it could be anyone in an orange wig leading a country.
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Don’t over-expect from Part Two. 😀
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No, I have a feeling his plan isn’t going to work out so well 😮
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I always suspected it!!!
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And now the truth is out!
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That explains a lot!
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Yep!
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Finally those last 4 years all make sense!
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There had to be something going on behind the scenes!
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So that’s what was going on? OK
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Yep, it all makes sense now.
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Explains quite a bit.
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Yep!
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No chance, you’ve pick a rotten plan. It’s the blond wig and fake tan that gives the plan a disastrous feeling.
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Let’s not get sued here. Small details changed to protect… me!
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Knew there was something weird about Trump 🤣
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Not so inexplicable any longer, though 🙂
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And in no time, the Universe was back to normal. This makes more sense than reality. Nicely done.
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Fiction often does 🙂
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🙂
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Dear Ali,
I knew there was a reasonable explanation.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
And you heard it here first 🙂
Ali
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That truck is such a good decoy. I could just see it hurtling through space like something out of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I’ve been feeling rather blessed not to be hearing about Trump anymore and you shattered my serenity. We have our own problems in Australia, although who and what that is depends on your perspective.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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Oh no, I have brought back bad memories 😦
The truck would look pretty cool hurtling through space, though 🙂
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I agree.
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Huzzah indeed!
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Such a great word, that. I much prefer it to the more modern “hurrah” 🙂
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Having just watched “The Great”, I am very into the Huzzah! 😉
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Are you sure this actually is fiction?
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This is the reality “they” didn’t want us to know…
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sad to say, but that’ll work in this time and age.
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Maybe it already did… 😮
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Well I snort-laughed. Thanks 😂😂
I was very captivated by your opening, and how the truck wasn’t actually a truck but a disguise. Clever!
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Thanks, I’m glad you liked it 🙂
It’s always best to blend in when you’re travelling the universe.
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Hiding a space ship by disguising it as a old truck…GENIUS! We have a lot of space ships in North Carolina! lol
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Hee, you never know which is a truck and which is going to suddenly warp away 🙂
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Hilarious. I wonder if we could stash a few prominent Earthlings in that spaceship and send them all off to Klaziquarg.
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Haha, I can think of a few that wouldn’t be missed (for long).
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I’ll pay double taxes to, as Picard says, make it so.
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And… engage 🙂
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🙂
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Why go through all that trouble when Jethro’s Filling Station down the road a ways can probably fix that warp drive for twenty bucks and a can of chewin’ tobaccer…
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That’ll be yer flux capacitor, lads. Always goin’ on the blink, them things…
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This explains much. SO much. In fact, it explains almost everything. I wonder if the Covid protesters are also a distraction for the Klaziquargian machinations.
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They’ve been pulling the strings for a while. Changed the entire planet just so they can fix their little ship 😮
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Now I know what that abandoned truck over yonder is …
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Don’t get too close, you might get caught in the backwash from its retro rockets 😮
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The hidden secrets in plain site. WOW …
Isadora 😎
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If we only knew… 🙂
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Oh my. On the bright side, I would support aliens repairing their ride unlike certain other more evil political goals. So, overall, yeah I might vote for THIS guy. LOL.
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Yes, they only want to go home!
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YaY! Hurray for Klazi…who😹 Extra Pawkiss🐾😽💞
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Hurray anyway!
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