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Friday Fictioneers – Cosmic Toilet

December 2, 2015 79 comments

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. The photo this week was contributed by Roger Bultot.

I’ve gone for a silly, rather juvenile story this week. If you’re not familiar with “Dr Who”, all you need to know is that he travels through time in a TARDIS which is stuck looking like an old police box since its chameleon circuit jammed, and it’s bigger on the inside than the outside.

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Copyright Roger Bultot

Copyright Roger Bultot


“Wow, look, that could be the TARDIS. Like off Dr Who!”

“It’s a portable toilet.”

“No, let’s go inside to see if he’s in there!”


“The Doctor, of course!”

“It’s a portable toilet.”

“Hmm, it is a bit of a tight squeeze. And very dark.”

“That’s because it’s a portable toilet. Hey, what’s that noise?”

“I thought since we’re in a portable toilet I’d offload that curry I had last night.”

“Oh my God. Let me out!”

“Aaaahhhh, that’s better. Hey, the door’s opening. Oy, occupied!”


“What the Hell are you two doing in my TARDIS? And what is that smell?”