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Drimericks – Swordplay

I bet you thought I’d forgotten all about “Drimericks” (Drali Limericks), didn’t you?

You were right!

But then I remembered, so here’s another one, along with an accompanying DraliDoodleTM, lovingly crafted by our talented and professional team :-).

 

There once was a fencer named Gary
Who was quick with the thrust and the parry
But one day on the street
He fell over his feet
And skewered a postman named Barry.

Scewered

If you missed them, don’t forget to check out my previous Drimericks, “Angels” and “Man in a Tank“.

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  1. NotAPunkRocker
    November 7, 2014 at 7:29 pm

    Remember the days when dogs were the only real threat to postmen? What is this world coming to?

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    • November 7, 2014 at 8:45 pm

      It’s a dangerous profession 🙂

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  2. November 7, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    Bahahaha! not sure which is better the limerick or the doodles 😀

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    • November 7, 2014 at 8:46 pm

      They’re complementary 🙂
      I’m happy you liked them both.

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  3. November 7, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    Love the blood spatter on the postman doodle. It adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

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    • November 7, 2014 at 8:47 pm

      I guess he hit an artery 🙂

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  4. November 7, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    Ali, That neighborhood may lose its postal service. 🙂 Fencing is the wrong sport for someone who has two left feet. 🙂 — Susan

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    • November 7, 2014 at 9:04 pm

      Certainly some sort of body armour would be required if our clumsy fencer is still at large 🙂

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  5. November 7, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    I love it!

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  6. November 8, 2014 at 1:44 am

    Poor Barry! So that’s what happened to my mailman!

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    • November 9, 2014 at 9:45 am

      Sadly, yes. Your route is now considered “too dangerous” 🙂

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  7. Lyn
    November 8, 2014 at 7:31 am

    I love the drawings–much better than I could do. The limerick ain’t half bad either 🙂

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  8. November 8, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Great stuff!

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  9. November 8, 2014 at 3:55 pm

    I believe if you slaughter the postman, you are legally required to take over his route. Happy delivering, Gary…

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    • November 9, 2014 at 9:46 am

      “Here’s your letter, ma’am.. oops, sorry, I don’t think it hit anything vital…”

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  10. November 8, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    MOL 😀 You’re good in this, Draliman. Purrfect 🙂 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂

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    • November 9, 2014 at 9:46 am

      Glad you liked it 🙂 Happy Weekend to you and granny too!

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  11. November 9, 2014 at 8:35 am

    Ah, you can educate the boy but the man keeps his crayons. Love the splatter.

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  12. November 19, 2014 at 3:53 am

    Yay Dralidoodles – AMAZING and what a great Drimerick, your best YET!
    ~ Andrea ❤

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    • November 19, 2014 at 5:48 pm

      I’m glad you’re enjoying my Drimerick series 🙂 I quite liked this violent little one myself.

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  13. December 24, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    I love this…

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