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MFTS – Chad and Brad Go Vamp

Here is my contribution to Barbara Beacham’s Mondays Finish the Story. Today we find out what Chad and Brad, our favourite stoners, have been up to since last we saw them.

The supplied opening sentence is in bold in my story, and this week’s other stories can be found by clicking on the blue froggy.

Copyright B.W. Beacham

Copyright B.W. Beacham


The family had no idea that little Luigi would grow up to be… prematurely dead.

Neither did Chad and Brad when they visited their old friend hoping to score some weed. Everyone knew Luigi had the best in town.

While waiting for Luigi to fetch his stash, Brad stumbled across an old photograph.

“Dude!” said Brad. “Come look! It’s little Luigi!”

“Digging the cool retro costumes, Luigi,” said Chad, puffing on his spliff. “When was this taken?”

Luigi’s face turned dark. “1874,” he said. “Now my secret is out and you both must join me… in death. Bwahahahaha!” Luigi’s fangs extended and he attacked.

“Not again,” grumbled Brad, taking an extended puff of annoyance. “Ghosts, vampires…”

“Dude!” exclaimed Chad as Luigi leapt straight into the lit end of his joint.

As everyone knows, vampires and flames don’t mix. Luigi burst into flames.

“Oh man!” said Chad. “I torched Luigi! Sorry, dude.”

Luigi screamed and exploded.

“Not cool,” said Brad, wiping Luigi-ashes off his coat. “Come on, let’s find his stash. Finders keepers!”



  1. Merbear74
    August 24, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    What a couple of douchecanoes! 🙂


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:37 am

      Hee, aren’t you glad I reminded you of all your cool words? 🙂
      I think “douchecanoes” suits them perfectly. That could be the title of their motion picture – “Chad and Brad – Douchecanoes”.


  2. August 24, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    LOL! Looks like Luigi got what he deserved. Great story!


  3. August 24, 2015 at 9:37 pm

    I started laughing when I saw the title on the InLinkz page. These boys keep screwing up yet they did score some good weed!! I love these guys!!!!


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:38 am

      They always seem to come out on top with a little something extra 🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed their latest adventure!


  4. August 24, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    Ha ha, I’m surprised at their reactions all throughout the story. They seemed so calm considering what they’ve just done. Thanks for the laugh. 😀


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:39 am

      I don’t think they’re really in touch with reality any more. Glad you liked it!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. August 24, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Those two continue to crack me up Ali! Nicely done! Thanks for writing for the MFtS challenge again and you be well… ^..^


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:41 am

      They always have the most surreal outings 🙂
      Glad you liked it and you be well too!


  6. gentlestitches
    August 25, 2015 at 12:23 am

    HaHa! Luigi met his match with these two. I bet they find a lot of really “interesting” stuff! 😀


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:42 am

      I bet they do! Who knows what the late (again) Luigi has stockpiled?

      Liked by 1 person

      • gentlestitches
        August 25, 2015 at 8:50 am

        he had plenty of time to put aside a few things.


  7. August 25, 2015 at 1:40 am

    yessss..my favourite stoners are back, saving the world from evil weed supplying’ vampires (as you would)


  8. August 25, 2015 at 2:34 am

    Luigi really didn’t think this weed business out very well, did he?


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:44 am

      His second job choice was fire fighter. The muppet.


  9. Lata Sunil
    August 25, 2015 at 3:13 am

    Lol! Cool.. the scene is very funny.


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  11. August 25, 2015 at 5:04 am

    Hilarious, Ali. Those guys are like Teflon. They just slide on through all dangerous situations. You do love to ignite those vampires. Well done, 😀 — Suzanne


    • August 25, 2015 at 6:47 am

      Nothing can touch them! Glad you liked it 🙂


  12. August 25, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    Possibly the first time I’ve ever read about a joint causing a vampire to explode. I love it!


    • August 25, 2015 at 7:25 pm

      They’re terribly combustible, these vampires. It’s a design flaw 🙂


  13. August 25, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    I suppose Luigi should have been more careful about where he left the family photos, though I’m sure he thought he was safe around those two!


    • August 25, 2015 at 7:37 pm

      Everyone thinks they’re safe around amiable chums Chad and Brad until they accidentally wipe you out 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  14. August 25, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    This sounds like a great new tv sitcom in the making perhaps you should put some scripts together and send to the beeb!


    • August 25, 2015 at 7:39 pm

      They could be the next Big Thing! After the watershed of course 🙂


  15. Lyn
    August 25, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    Like totally man… 🙂


  16. August 26, 2015 at 12:24 am

    Brilliant story, Ali! I always love Chad and Brad. 🙂 I wonder how long Luigi’s stash will last them…? After that runs out I think they’ll really start regretting torching him!


    • August 26, 2015 at 7:14 am

      They don’t have enough brain cells left to think that far ahead!
      I’m glad you liked it 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  17. August 26, 2015 at 7:46 am

    You see? Smoking dope CAN kill you. “They” we’re right.


  18. August 26, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    Very funny Ali ~ brilliant well written sitcoms are in short supply at the moment~ You have a couple of great characters here ~:)


    • August 27, 2015 at 7:33 am

      I have a feeling, though, that drug-related sitcoms aren’t going to fly in this modern world 😦

      Liked by 1 person

  19. August 26, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    Oh, what a story! Scary in the end!


  20. Francesca Smith
    August 29, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    The title alone made me smile. Very funny take on the prompt, and I am glad to have an update on Chad and Brad’s shenanigans.


    • August 30, 2015 at 6:49 am

      It’s nice to catch up with the lads from time to time 🙂
      I’m glad you enjoyed it!

      Liked by 1 person

  21. August 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    Dude! Those two always make me laugh 🙂


  22. September 21, 2015 at 11:15 pm

    Stoners are so focused?


    • September 22, 2015 at 6:53 am

      Not really – they tend to accidentally bumble their way out of trouble!

      Liked by 1 person

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