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Friday Fictioneers – Christmas Cat Goes Clubbing

Here is my contribution to Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Scott L. Vannatter. That looks a lot like a driving licence in front of the cat, I wonder what he’s up to…?

To read the other stories for this week, click on the blue froggy. And have a wonderful Christmas everyone :-).

Copyright Scott L. Vannatter

Copyright Scott L. Vannatter


Meow. Let’s see, that’s my fake ID ready. Name: “Pussy Willow”. Date of birth: “27/01/2012”. That should get me in.

I hear all the clubs are full of the cutest kitty cats at Christmas-time (whatever that is – all I know is at this time of year there’s loads of paper and boxes to play with).

Do I have everything? ID… check. Catnip… check. Have to hide that somewhere the bouncers won’t find it.

I’m gonna get some action tonight. Meeeeeow!

Have fun everyone, but drink your milk responsibly and take it easy with the catnip. Merry Christmas (whatever that is)!


  1. December 23, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    Merry Christmas to you and thanks for sharing your trademark (feline?) cheer!


    • December 23, 2015 at 7:38 pm

      Merry Christmas to you too! I hope you have a wonderful one 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  2. December 23, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    Hee, hee! Love the cat’s name! This is a fun take on the prompt. As I told Sandra, many of us are going on the light side this week. Well done.


    • December 23, 2015 at 8:42 pm

      I think it’s the Christmas spirit – I didn’t have the heart to write a truly dark story.
      I’m glad you liked it!


  3. December 23, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Ha ha! This is hilarious! 😀


  4. Adam Ickes
    December 23, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Let the good times roll! Here’s hoping Pussy Willow has a fun night out!


    • December 23, 2015 at 8:43 pm

      I’m betting he will. He’s all prepared!


  5. December 23, 2015 at 8:35 pm

    And a merry Christmas to all the kitties and their humans, too!


    • December 23, 2015 at 8:44 pm

      And to all the doggies and their humans!


  6. December 23, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    Another fun story. I did a story on this photo the first time it was used. I can’t remember though.


    • December 23, 2015 at 8:46 pm

      I don’t remember the photo so I guess its first run pre-dates my FF participation.
      I’m glad you liked my story!

      Liked by 1 person

      • December 23, 2015 at 8:56 pm

        Yes it was one of the first ones when Rochelle started doing it. It took me a while but I found it. It was back in 12/20/2012 or as you would put it 20/12/2012 http://wp.me/p28tjX-zU


        • December 23, 2015 at 9:10 pm

          I just read it – great story (comments are closed on your post so I’m commenting here)!

          Wait at least a year, I’d say (a lot longer for some, but everyone’s different). I think she made the right decision and faithful kitty to the rescue! Thanks for tracking it down so I could have a read.

          Liked by 1 person

          • December 23, 2015 at 9:13 pm

            My pleasure. I don’t have the time to participate anymore but I remembered the picture. 🙂

            Liked by 1 person

  7. December 23, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    Happy a great Christmas and New Year too 🙂
    Don’t worry about her, she knows what she has to do !


  8. gahlearner
    December 23, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    This is fun. I bet there’ll be some singing, too. And Happy Holidays to you. 🙂


    • December 24, 2015 at 9:32 am

      There will be loads of singing, in between the dancing and the chatting up 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  9. December 23, 2015 at 10:30 pm

    That kitty is out to start some mischief, I suspect? Merry Christmas!


  10. gentlestitches
    December 24, 2015 at 5:06 am

    Perhaps Santa Paws will show up? 😀


  11. December 24, 2015 at 8:01 am

    Cute story, Ali. Have Happy Holidays and a great New Year 2016! 🙂 — Suzanne


    • December 24, 2015 at 9:35 am

      Thanks, and the same to you 🙂


  12. December 24, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    aww this is really cute! thank you for sharing and merry xmas to you too xx


    • December 24, 2015 at 5:15 pm

      I’m glad you liked kitty’s adventures 🙂
      Merry Christmas!


  13. December 24, 2015 at 8:18 pm

    Funny! It doesn’t matter what the celebration is about that cat is out for a really good time!


    • December 24, 2015 at 9:10 pm

      And he’s going to make sure he gets it!


  14. December 24, 2015 at 8:35 pm

    But is it a fake ID or for reals? 😉

    Merry Christmas!


  15. December 24, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    That is such a cute story. LOL. 🙂


  16. December 25, 2015 at 1:54 am

    Ho Ho Ho, Dr. Ali,
    May your holiday be smiley with great food at your parents.
    I’m wondering what your Dad will get your Mom this year? Last year it was something electronic (laptop, kindle?)
    Wow I need a life.
    Happy happy young man.


    • December 25, 2015 at 5:37 am

      You have a good memory! Dad got her an Android tablet, which she loves. I don’t know what it will be this year. I will find out later!
      Have a wonderful Christmas 🙂


  17. December 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    Three years old? That’s going to go over just as well with the bouncers as ES’s fake license does. I’ll bet he’s good at sneaking in, though…


    • December 26, 2015 at 7:11 am

      The poor thing doesn’t understand “human years”. He’ll find a way though. A carelessly open toilet window, perhaps…


  18. December 25, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!


  19. December 25, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    hilarious. well done as usual. 🙂


  20. December 26, 2015 at 9:18 am

    Aww, I enjoyed that and it brought a smile to my face. Well done.


    • December 26, 2015 at 10:41 am

      Thanks, thought I’d do a fun one in honour of Christmas.


  21. December 26, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    Merry Christmas to you too.
    I hope you have more fun than Pussy willow.
    🙂 Stay off the sugar (as if)


    • December 27, 2015 at 6:49 am

      I’ve more or less avoided (extra!) sugar so far, but I have a nice little pile of chocolates and whatnot awaiting my attention 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  22. December 27, 2015 at 11:46 am

    Pussy Willow is ready for some action! How funny. I loved it.


  23. December 27, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    Hope you and Pussy Willow had a wonderful festive time …whatever that is 😀


  24. December 28, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Up to your usual creative imagination. Well done and cute. Phyllis


  25. December 29, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    Dear Ali,

    Creative and cute story. You have a knack for putting a unique spin on a theme. No exception here.




    • December 29, 2015 at 5:47 pm

      Dear Rochelle,
      Thanks! That cat definitely looked like he was up to something. Then, cats usually do!


  26. December 30, 2015 at 12:50 am

    =D Drink your milk responsibly! And careful with the catnip. Love it!


    • December 30, 2015 at 9:03 am

      That’s one smart cat. Wise words!


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