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FFftPP – Oh Deer

Here is my (very short!) story for Roger’s Flash Fiction for the Purposeful Practitioner. The optional opening sentence is “Are you lookin’ at me?”, and you can read all the other stories by clicking on the blue froggy. The image is from the public domain archive.

Image public domain

Image public domain


Are you lookin’ at me?

“What did you say?”

“Eh? Nothing.”

Or chewin’ a brick?

“What was that?”

“Huh? I didn’t say anything…”

Either way you’ll lose your teeth.

“Right, that’s it! Take that!”


“Ow! By dose. You broke by dose!”

Heh heh. Who said being shot, decapitated and mounted on a wall wasn’t going to be any fun. Ah, here comes another pair of likely victims.

“Oh look, what a darling room! All these old things.”

“Yes, it is rather snug.”

Are you lookin’ at me…?


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  1. February 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Hahaha! I think he’s having a bit of fun! LOL!


  2. February 7, 2016 at 3:00 am

    Nice to have a little payback. It’s the least the world owes the poor deer.


    • February 7, 2016 at 7:09 am

      I think so too, the poor thing.


  3. February 7, 2016 at 5:05 am

    Funny! He’s just hanging around having fun shocking everyone.


    • February 7, 2016 at 7:10 am

      I wonder how many arguments he’s started 🙂


  4. February 7, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Slightly more entertaining than Big Mouth Billy Bass…


  5. February 7, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    I think his soul still lives on..the wall 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤


  6. February 10, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Very amusing, Ali. 🙂 I wonder how many arguments he’s started over the years!


  7. February 10, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Definitely pay back time for the poor old deer. And why not have a bit of fun while he’s at it?


  8. March 8, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Someone forgot to thank the spirits for this deer’s release…. !


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