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FF – No Pain No Gain

Here is my story for this week’s Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Magaly Guerrero.

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Copyright Magaly Guerrero

 

“So what’s all this gubbins for, again?”

“The heels are for my night out.”

“Yeah, I got that.”

“The art book reminds me of the suffering endured through the ages for the sake of beauty. Like me in my heels.”

“Okay…”

“The red book is a medical reference so I know everything that’s gone wrong with my feet after my night out in my heels.”

“And the little suitcase?”

“Antiseptic, plasters and whatnot. To fix my feet up ready for my next night out. In my heels.”

“I’d switch to flats if I were you.”

“Dad, don’t you know anything? Men!

 

  1. April 19, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    Very SENSIBLE heels!

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  2. April 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    She’s got it exactly right! Now I wear combat boots and never have a problem! 🙂

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  3. April 19, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    I can’t wear heels, weak ankles and such. Besides, I’m tall enough. 🙂

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  4. April 19, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    That is one well-prepared girl. I love it.

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  5. April 19, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    I prefer flats. Comfort over beauty! 😁

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  6. April 19, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    I’m with the Dad, can’t understand it!

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  7. Lyn
    April 20, 2017 at 12:16 am

    LOL brilliant take on the photo, Ali 😀

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  8. April 20, 2017 at 1:41 am

    Ha! I am that dad now. Nice one.

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  9. April 20, 2017 at 5:40 am

    Those shoes look like a combination of oxfords my grandmother and great aunt wore and today’s heels. I gave up wearing heels years ago. I’m still not sure what damage they caused me. I know I have back problems. Good writing, Ali.

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    • April 20, 2017 at 7:09 am

      That’s what I thought. Like a school shoe but with heels.
      I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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  10. April 20, 2017 at 7:07 am

    Poor girl… I guess she isn’t aware there are guys like me who don’t particularly care for girls who wear stilts on their feet. Or maybe she is aware and is purposely suffering to avoid me…

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    • April 20, 2017 at 7:11 am

      I’m sure that’s not the case, ES 🙂

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    • April 20, 2017 at 7:11 am

      I’m sure that’s not the case, ES 🙂

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  11. April 20, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Brilliant, loved it!

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    • April 20, 2017 at 11:29 am

      Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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  12. April 20, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Dear Ali,

    The things we women sacrifice for style and beauty. I’m surprised her dad doesn’t realize this. For myself, I went to comfortable shoes many moons ago. Good story.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • April 20, 2017 at 11:30 am

      Dear Rochelle,
      I’m glad that we chaps don’t have high heels to worry about.
      I’m glad you liked the story!
      Ali

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  13. April 20, 2017 at 11:34 am

    Hehe, high heels aren’t the most practical shoes there is, that’s fo sure. Sexy, but not practical;)

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  14. Martin Cororan
    April 20, 2017 at 11:58 am

    I apologise on behalf of all us plebs!

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  15. April 20, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    In my younger years, I would have sided with the daughter – now I’m all about comfort! Great story 🙂

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    • April 20, 2017 at 3:35 pm

      I’ve always been all about the comfort 🙂
      I’m glad you liked my story!

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  16. April 20, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    What? No funny intro? You’re slacking off, Ali…
    That said, what do guys know about shoes? Most love to look at that elongated leg and have no clue the suffering endured to give that effect… Can’t believe I still do it on occasion… 😉

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    • April 20, 2017 at 3:37 pm

      I nearly wrote (referring to the title) “no pain… sounds good to me!” but that’s ripped off “Moving” with Richard Pryor 🙂
      Walking round on tippie-toes all day certainly doesn’t sound like much fun.

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      • April 21, 2017 at 2:26 am

        Ahhhhh…
        I won’t do it all day…but for an evening? Sometimes!

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  17. April 20, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    This is such fun! Very well done.

    I actually saw a video about 4-5 men who volunteered to wear heels for a day. About half way through, one guy took them off and chucked them across the street, another fellow practically broke his ankle climbing stairs, and one guy discovered they were incredibly hard to run in.

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    • April 21, 2017 at 6:55 am

      Thanks, I’m glad you liked it!
      I wore heels once at a university Christmas party where I was dressed up as a woman 🙂 Only for a couple of hours, though. Once we’d done the song on stage I changed to jeans and trainers.

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  18. April 20, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    What we all do for the man…😹Pawkisses for a Happy Feet☺❤

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  19. April 20, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    the sacrifices that women do for men. sometimes i wonder if they’re worth it. 🙂

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  20. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover
    April 21, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Oh you speak truth in this. Nicely done.

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    • April 22, 2017 at 5:14 am

      Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂

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  21. April 22, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    She’s a resourceful girl. I used to wear heels regularly in my younger days. But now I go for comfort!

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    • April 23, 2017 at 6:05 am

      She has everything planned out, but maybe she should switch to more comfortable shoes sooner rather than later 🙂

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  22. April 23, 2017 at 7:20 am

    Take it from someone who used to walk miles in stiletto heels. She’s gonna pay… Good one.

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    • April 23, 2017 at 5:21 pm

      She is, but at least she’s prepared. I’m glad you liked it!

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  23. April 23, 2017 at 8:50 am

    Great and very amusing take. I’ve always said to my daughter, “God gave us feet with a wide expanse to walk on and you spend all your efforts trying to get it down to the smallest little point.” Men and women will never come together on the subject of shoes, there’s an unbridgeable gulf there.

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    • April 23, 2017 at 5:22 pm

      Shoes and handbags. Always going to be a mystery!

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  24. pennydanger
    April 23, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Great story Draliman, incredible job! A comforting picture would have been… a) the shoes b) a tote for carrying them c) flats to wear in between.

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  25. April 23, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    this was great, dral. *smiles*

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  26. April 23, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    This lady and well informed. I loved this take on the prompt. Very funny. Well written.

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  27. April 24, 2017 at 9:18 am

    This is one girl with her head screwed on. Although, I think maybe a shorter heel might cause her less trouble. Very funny and lots of fun.

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    • April 24, 2017 at 11:43 am

      I imagine one day she’ll swap her high heels and medical paraphernalia for shorter heels 🙂

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  28. April 24, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    No man alive could advise a woman re: her shoes; least of all, dad.

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  29. April 25, 2017 at 11:46 am

    I liked this story! I could see this happening in real life when my daughter is older.

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    • April 25, 2017 at 1:14 pm

      You have that to look forward to 🙂

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  30. April 25, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Actually I am with Dad. But I think I might be in the minority 😀

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  31. April 25, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    I wore those pesky heels for years. I’d swear they were created by men.
    Fun dialog in your story. I enjoyed it.
    Isadora 😎

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    • April 26, 2017 at 8:02 am

      Ha, probably! I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂

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