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Sharing My World 2017 Week 45

Here is my post for Cee’s Share Your World.

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Where do you eat breakfast?
Nowhere. My body seems to need a couple of hours before it can happily accept food. If I ate breakfast it would be at my desk at work, as typically I’m at work around an hour and twenty minutes after the alarm goes off.

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want to have an evening with?
It doesn’t say “alive or dead”, but I’m going to go with Hitler.

I would prepare a nice meal catering to his German tastes (or Austrian or whatever). We’d have a chat and I’d turn the conversation to politics. After dessert I’d offer him coffee to round off the meal and, having absorbed his view of the world, I’d then take the opportunity to kick the ever-living shit out of the racist homicidal maniacal asshat.

Next week – my brunch date with Saddam Hussein.

If you could be a tree or plant, what would you be?
If IΒ could be a tree or a plant, I’d turn the “opportunity” down, thanks. If I had no choice I guess I’d be a cactus. One of those flowering ones. Then when people come to admire and poke me they’d get a nasty needle in the finger. A plant’s gotta have some fun.

What inspired you or what did you appreciate this past week? Feel free to use a quote, a photo, a story, or even a combination.
Nothing really happened this week. So I’ll post another thought-provoking quote from InspiroBot.

“If someone can live through the afterlife, they can also stabilise wild animals.”

What? What? What does that mean? Does that even make any sense? Obviously that’s too deep for me.

 

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  1. November 5, 2017 at 6:45 am

    Well expressed

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  2. November 5, 2017 at 9:11 am

    I’ll bet that last quote was written by a bot. It just puts words together in some way and the people putting it out there hope it’ll mean something to someone. I bet there were people who actually saw meaning in it and would justify it. There’s always someone. πŸ˜€ — Suzanne

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    • November 5, 2017 at 5:35 pm

      It was written by a bot. Hopefully not a chat bot as that’s a real conversation killer πŸ™‚

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  3. November 5, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    I’m glad she’s back, but she does talk utter rubbish at times. However, for reasons of PC, that is very profound and gives me enormous confidence in my journey!

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    • November 5, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      It takes a PhD in philosophy to make sense of InspiroBot! I’m glad she helped you out though.

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  4. November 5, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    I’d assist you in kicking the ever-living shit out of that racist homicidal maniacal asshat. πŸ™‚

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    • November 5, 2017 at 5:37 pm

      We could make a day of it! ES wants to know when my dinner date with Kim Jong-un is. You want in on that one too?

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  5. November 5, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    I thought, “What? Why would anyone want to spend an evening with Hitler?” But I liked your answer!! In fact, I liked all your answers!

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  6. November 5, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    So let me know when you’ll be having breakfast with Kim Jung Un Whathisname…

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    • November 5, 2017 at 5:38 pm

      I’ll let you know. I’ve invited Mer!

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  7. November 5, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    And I was SURE you were going to poison the asshole. Close though. I was pretty close.

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    • November 5, 2017 at 5:47 pm

      Where’s the fun in that? Unless it’s one of those poisons which causes spasms and whatnot…

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  8. November 5, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    A Cactus is a good answer. πŸ˜‰

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  9. November 5, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Hahahaha… I loved that quote which only a very very wise person can understand. You need to have great IQ level to decipher itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. November 5, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    “A plant’s gotta have fun” Classic! LOLing! Good choices on the shit-kicking! πŸ˜€
    (It appears InspiroBot has had too much to drink.)

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    • November 6, 2017 at 8:10 am

      Poor InspiroBot. When good bots go bad 😦

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  11. November 6, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    I wouldn’t have guessed you to be the type to take justice into your own hands! 😁

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    • November 6, 2017 at 1:18 pm

      “Dredd” they call me hereabouts.
      Not really πŸ™‚

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      • November 6, 2017 at 1:25 pm

        Haha – Draliman Dredd has a nice ring to it. 😁

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  12. November 6, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Lol!
    That quote has to be the silliest one ever.
    Really what does it mean?

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    • November 6, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      It means nuffin! Or maybe you have to be really really smart to get it.

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  13. November 8, 2017 at 9:10 am

    Thank Cat I’m not curious about cactuses, I know what they’re doing to my nos…iness πŸ˜€ Extra Pawkisses πŸ™‚ ❀

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    • November 8, 2017 at 11:30 am

      You wouldn’t want to get a cactus needle stuck in your paws πŸ™‚

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