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FF – Magic Stoner Donkeyland

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. The photo was contributed by J. Hardy Carroll.

It’s all a bit mad and has a beginning, a middle and an end (purely because I put “The End” at the end). It sort of starts with the photo, takes a bit of a left turn in the middle and then shoots off at a tangent at the end ๐Ÿ™‚ .

Warning – may contain drug references!

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Copyright J. Hardy Carroll

 

โ€œLook! Puff the Magic Donkey.โ€

โ€œSurely itโ€™s โ€˜Puff the Magic Dragonโ€™?โ€

โ€œI canโ€™t draw dragons. But heโ€™s still magic. Look!โ€

The donkey leapt from the page and appeared on the pavement! His eyes were wide and unfocussed and he appeared a trifle unsteady on his hooves.

โ€œHi, Puff.โ€

Puff coughed a cloud of sweet-smelling smoke. โ€œDude,โ€ he hee-hawed, wandering dazedly out into traffic.

Meanwhile, in Magic Donkeyland HQ, Stoner-General Donkey awaited news from his invasion scout, Stoner-Corporal Puff โ€“ a report fated never to arrive, after stoned-out-of-his-brain Puffโ€™s close encounter with the Number 19 bus from Islington.

Invasion aborted!

The End.

 

  1. May 22, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Dude! That’s one far-out story! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. May 22, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    Never mix drugs and secret missions – every donkey knows this!

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  3. May 22, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    What an ugly ass, but a lovely tail!

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    • May 23, 2019 at 6:41 am

      Haha. You should rename your blog “Peter’s Puns” ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. May 22, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Drat that number 19 bus! An invasion of stoner donkeys would be more amusing than anything currently going on in the world!

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  5. May 22, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Ha ha – that was fun to read… mad, but fun. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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    • May 23, 2019 at 6:42 am

      It took on a life of its own ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. May 23, 2019 at 2:51 am

    thank goodness, the planned invasion wasn’t ready for prime time. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  7. May 23, 2019 at 8:37 am

    With a little luck he’s spewing out gold from front and back…after all he is stoney woney…MOL ๐Ÿ˜€ Pawkisses for a Happy Day๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ž

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    • May 23, 2019 at 3:34 pm

      You never know. He probably thinks he is ๐Ÿ™‚

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  8. May 23, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I felt like I was on something after reading that! Crazy!

    My story – ‘A stab in the dark’

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  9. May 23, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Dear Ali,

    Duuuude. Never hire a stoner for an important mission. Pass the potato crisps, please.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • May 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Dear Rochelle,
      That would have been a good idea, but I fear none of the donkeys in Magical Stoner Donkeyland are “all there” ๐Ÿ™‚
      Ali

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  10. May 23, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Hilarious, Ali. Yep, that was the End alright, of Puff, the invasion, and the story, dude. ๐Ÿ˜€ — Suzanne

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    • May 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      I sure know how to finish a story off! I’m glad you liked it.

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  11. May 23, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Hey, far out man! (Giggles inanely) Some story, dude!
    I enjoyed that story, Ali. An agreeable piece of whimsy.

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    • May 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm

      As I ran out of words, the ending became ever more far-fetched ๐Ÿ™‚
      And I actually did some research – the Number 19 does indeed stop at Islington…

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  12. May 23, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Made me laugh ๐Ÿ™‚ Dude. Far out.

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  13. May 23, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    This week’s story was sponsored by MARIHUANA! It’s the Good Stuffยฎ, dude!

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    • May 23, 2019 at 3:38 pm

      So some at the Nest would have me believe… and if you’d waited a couple of hours before commenting it would have been 4:20pm (BST) too!

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  14. May 23, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    Brilliant, I’d hope we’ve all been there! Funny stuff

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  15. May 24, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Tripping man… good stuff!

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  16. May 24, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    You are definitely trippy this week, Ali! Duuuuude….

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    • May 24, 2019 at 8:20 pm

      My brain has gone all funny this week ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • May 24, 2019 at 8:20 pm

        Nuthin’ wrong with that!

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      • May 24, 2019 at 8:31 pm

        Wibble wibble phoooeeee hatstand ๐Ÿ™‚

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  17. May 24, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    ROFLOL!!! Such fun…

    Hope you will consider giving my brand new Friday Foto Flash a write as well…

    DB McNicol
    author, traveler, shutterbug
    Writing Blog
    Personal Blog

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    • May 24, 2019 at 8:21 pm

      I’m glad you liked it!
      I might give it a look. 500 words, eh? Nice!

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  18. May 25, 2019 at 2:37 am

    Puff the Magic Donkey — I’ll never forget your story! lol so amusing

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    • May 25, 2019 at 5:20 am

      Puff the Magic Donkey will be forever in our thoughts ๐Ÿ™‚

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  19. May 25, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Love it. That number 19 bus! Always bumping into people.

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    • May 25, 2019 at 4:31 pm

      It’s notorious around those parts. First time it hit a donkey, though.

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  20. May 25, 2019 at 11:25 am

    A fast paced story that leaves you out of Puff. Fun read.

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  21. May 25, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Stoned Donkeys…hahaha! Believe me when I say I’ve seen it… it was hilarious! Shhh, bear, you don’t know who’s listening… snorting cackles.

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    • May 25, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      Those stoned donkeys do get around. Many people have seen, but none tell!

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  22. May 25, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Oh poor Puff, if we’re to be invaded Donkeys will do for me, especially in Islington, I can see them now trotting cutely down Upper Street

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    • May 25, 2019 at 4:39 pm

      Don’t be fooled by the cuteness! Their flailing stoned hooves can wreak havoc…

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  23. May 25, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    This is delightfully crazy!

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    • May 25, 2019 at 4:39 pm

      I’m glad you enjoyed my little bit of crazy ๐Ÿ™‚

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  24. May 26, 2019 at 7:40 am

    Dude! Surely there was a Lucky in the sky with diamonds too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  25. May 26, 2019 at 7:40 am

    Lucy in the sky…. ;-(

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    • May 26, 2019 at 9:59 am

      Ha, maybe the two talking have got a little two close to “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” and they’re hallucinating the stoned donkey ๐Ÿ™‚

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  26. May 26, 2019 at 7:45 am

    I think the world is safe from this particular invasion force for now. They seem to be too distracted. I enjoyed this very much. Wacky.

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    • May 26, 2019 at 10:00 am

      Those donkeys don’t seem to be able to concentrate on anything for any amount of time ๐Ÿ™‚

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  27. May 26, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    I think you really need dragons for invasions…

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    • May 27, 2019 at 7:20 am

      Yeah, donkeys just don’t cut it, really.

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  28. May 26, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    I will sleep so much better to night knowing that the invasion has been cancelled. Thanks.

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  29. May 28, 2019 at 1:03 am

    Sometimes I write my stories when I am drinking wine.

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  30. May 28, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    It seems the invasion’s been prevented by a good old No.19 Islington bus – intentionally or otherwise. Love the idea of a stoned donkey and the choice of name is perfect! Lol!

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    • May 28, 2019 at 6:20 pm

      I’m sure the driver didn’t deliberately run over the poor little donkey… ๐Ÿ™‚

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