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Sharing My World 16-02-2020

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

Do you snore? How do you know it, if you do?
I don’t know. I had a girlfriend once who said I did. But I don’t have any proof.

What do you find funny?
The usual stuff. Just thinking of some of the films I’ve seen… fictional people getting gorily killed in a funny way. Fictional people’s heads exploding in a funny way. Zombie hordes getting shredded by helicopter blades. All in good fun πŸ™‚

What was the last furry thing you touched?
The removable inner lining of my North Face coat yesterday. I went to the village market in the storm, safe in the knowledge that it would keep me dry. So I ended up warm and dry from the waist up and soaked through from the waist down. Didn’t really think that through.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
I suppose you could cuff his arm to his leg. Though that might be considered “cruel and unusual”.

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  1. February 16, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    What you could do is handcuff the one-armed man to you. I’d suggest he be smaller than you and kind of a wimp. Don’t take chances. 😦 — Suzanne

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    • February 16, 2020 at 3:10 pm

      Yes, I wouldn’t want to be cuffed to huge great brute πŸ™‚

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  2. February 16, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Thanks Alistair for Sharing Your World! So you enjoy physical humor – as long as someone ends up dead or maimed? πŸ˜‰ Good times. πŸ˜› Your North Face coat sounds great! Now if they make pants or overalls, that might be a good way to go! The market waits for no storm, does it? πŸ˜€

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    • February 16, 2020 at 3:12 pm

      They do make waterproof overtrousers, but they start not much cheaper than the jacket, at around Β£150 (US$200). Would have been worth it yesterday, though πŸ™‚

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  3. February 16, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Awww, fictional people have feelings too. And fictional families they will no longer be able to support. Well, I guess unless their life insurance policies covered fictional gorings…. in which case, fictional party time!!!

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    • February 16, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      Brings to mind that scene in Austin Powers (the first film) where one of Dr Evil’s minions dies and it cuts to a scene of his wife and friends getting the news…

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  4. February 16, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Perhaps you don’t need to handcuff him. He is, after all, armless!

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  5. February 16, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Hahaha I would handcuff his wrist and the upper arm! Great answersπŸ˜€πŸ‘

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    • February 16, 2020 at 3:14 pm

      That would certainly incapacitate him πŸ™‚

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  6. February 16, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    You need waterproof trousers!

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  7. February 16, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    HEHEHEHE! There’s only one cure for snoring: helicopter blades! πŸ˜€

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  8. February 17, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    If the one-armed mad had an ear gauge hole, you could handcuff him through that. But ewww! LOL! πŸ˜€

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    • February 17, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      Yuck! At least he wouldn’t try to escape πŸ™‚

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  9. February 17, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    MOL…I wonder if he can walk on one leg…MOL…Great answers as usual, Draliman 😸Pawkisses for a Happy MondayπŸΎπŸ˜½πŸ’ž

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    • February 17, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      He could hop really fast πŸ™‚

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  10. February 27, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    If you haven’t already, run and see Dale and Tucker Vs Evil. You can thank me later, if you didn’t laugh to death

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    • February 28, 2020 at 7:53 am

      Just looked it up, it does sound like my kind of thing. I’ll have to see if it’s available on Netflix/Amazon.

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