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FF – Absolute Power – How To Handle Those Little Issues

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by C.E. Ayr.

I couldn’t really think of anything this week. Very busy with work and then I spent the evening on a long walk so time got away from me!

Copyright C.E. Ayr

 

“And so, children, the blast of sound from the speakers blows the sand off the beach, thus leading to loss of land mass.”

“Sir, my mummy said it’s to do with The Climate Change, and…”

“FALSE NEWS! Go and stand in the corner!”

“Yes, Sir sniffle sniffle.”

 

Later…

“We can’t have this, Mr Trimp. I know your third cousin is a big shot in the States, but even so… if nothing else, your bright orange skin is scaring the kids.”

“Grr…”

Ring ring

“Hey cuz, I have a problem needs “handling”… Headmaster annoyance… yes, make it look like an accident again…”

 

  1. May 21, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Just a little injection of bleach should take care of it.

    Liked by 4 people

    • May 21, 2020 at 5:59 pm

      Are you mad? Everyone knows it’s disinfectant for this kind of issue.

      Liked by 3 people

  2. May 21, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Who knew orange skin ran so deeply in that family…

    Liked by 1 person

    • May 21, 2020 at 6:03 pm

      Even distant cousins are sadly afflicted…

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  3. May 21, 2020 at 11:29 am

    Dear Ali,

    I have no words. SMH

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 2 people

  4. May 21, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Chapeau – if it will fit over the bouffant!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. May 21, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    LOL! 😀 What Iain said! 😀

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  6. May 22, 2020 at 12:31 am

    Sounds about right. Oh if we only had someone to call…

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  7. May 22, 2020 at 1:57 am

    like they say, birds of the same feathers…

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  8. May 22, 2020 at 10:25 am

    Wouldn’t it be great to ‘accidentally’ change the paint stuff in the spray booth from orange to green?

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  9. May 22, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Sounds like someone needs to peel that orange skin of his back.

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  10. May 22, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Ha ha – fun story!

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  11. May 22, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    You did yourself proud, busy or not.

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  12. May 22, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    OMC better not be honest next time..which there won’t be I suppose…MOL😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend. Stay Safe Healthy and Yourselfie🙏🐾😽💞

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    • May 22, 2020 at 7:28 pm

      Best ti just live with it, but too late now 🙂

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  13. May 22, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    I thought this was supposed to be Fiction?
    Very well done, sir!

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    • May 22, 2020 at 7:29 pm

      I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. Of course it’s fiction ahem 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  14. May 23, 2020 at 1:52 am

    Ditto what Rochelle said “SMH” 😉

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  15. Lyn
    May 23, 2020 at 11:32 am

    Work load or not my friend, you did it again 😀
    P/S You might like this… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1-FOwDtV0

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  16. May 23, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Haha! Trimp strikes again.

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  17. May 23, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    I think you have an excellent grasp of American politics.

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  18. May 24, 2020 at 4:52 am

    Trumped again. Well done!

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  19. May 24, 2020 at 9:08 am

    Makes me think of the video where Mr.Trimp’s third cousin visits a children’s class and panic breaks out. If only the average American voter could be as smart as the kids…

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    • May 25, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      The kids know more than we realise…

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  20. May 24, 2020 at 9:40 am

    But does he have white circles on his orange face? That’s the true sign of a Trimp.

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  21. May 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    It’s almost as though they’re a seperate race, orange aliens. Very amusing.

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  22. May 25, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Time to crack open the bleach…

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    • May 25, 2020 at 4:02 pm

      To be fair, it would work. Because the virus needs a living host…

      Liked by 1 person

  23. May 25, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Wonderfully quirky and funny. You conjure up the normality of the classroom scene then turn it on its head ! Well done.

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  24. May 26, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Even punishment is back in the form of fines, but not for this interesting story

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