FF – Absolute Power – How To Handle Those Little Issues
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by C.E. Ayr.
I couldn’t really think of anything this week. Very busy with work and then I spent the evening on a long walk so time got away from me!

Copyright C.E. Ayr
“And so, children, the blast of sound from the speakers blows the sand off the beach, thus leading to loss of land mass.”
“Sir, my mummy said it’s to do with The Climate Change, and…”
“FALSE NEWS! Go and stand in the corner!”
“Yes, Sir sniffle sniffle.”
Later…
“We can’t have this, Mr Trimp. I know your third cousin is a big shot in the States, but even so… if nothing else, your bright orange skin is scaring the kids.”
“Grr…”
Ring ring
“Hey cuz, I have a problem needs “handling”… Headmaster annoyance… yes, make it look like an accident again…”
Just a little injection of bleach should take care of it.
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Are you mad? Everyone knows it’s disinfectant for this kind of issue.
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Who knew orange skin ran so deeply in that family…
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Even distant cousins are sadly afflicted…
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Dear Ali,
I have no words. SMH
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Look at you with the text slang (I had to look it up)!
Ali
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Me too!
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Chapeau – if it will fit over the bouffant!
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Heh 🙂
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LOL! 😀 What Iain said! 😀
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It’s perfectly safe, apparently worth trying 🙂
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Sounds about right. Oh if we only had someone to call…
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Ghostbusters? Trumpbusters 🙂
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Yes!
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like they say, birds of the same feathers…
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That’s family!
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Wouldn’t it be great to ‘accidentally’ change the paint stuff in the spray booth from orange to green?
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Heh!
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Sounds like someone needs to peel that orange skin of his back.
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Yuck. What would we find!?
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Ha ha – fun story!
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Thanks, I’m glad you liked it!
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You did yourself proud, busy or not.
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Thanks 🙂
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OMC better not be honest next time..which there won’t be I suppose…MOL😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend. Stay Safe Healthy and Yourselfie🙏🐾😽💞
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Best ti just live with it, but too late now 🙂
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I thought this was supposed to be Fiction?
Very well done, sir!
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I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. Of course it’s fiction ahem 🙂
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Uh huh… Right 😉
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Ditto what Rochelle said “SMH” 😉
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🙂
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Work load or not my friend, you did it again 😀
P/S You might like this… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1-FOwDtV0
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Thanks!
Fun video 🙂
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Haha! Trimp strikes again.
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Gotta love that Trimp!
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I think you have an excellent grasp of American politics.
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I have it nailed!
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Trumped again. Well done!
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Ha, thanks!
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Makes me think of the video where Mr.Trimp’s third cousin visits a children’s class and panic breaks out. If only the average American voter could be as smart as the kids…
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The kids know more than we realise…
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But does he have white circles on his orange face? That’s the true sign of a Trimp.
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Makes ’em easy to spot.
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It’s almost as though they’re a seperate race, orange aliens. Very amusing.
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Hey, they could be aliens!
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Time to crack open the bleach…
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To be fair, it would work. Because the virus needs a living host…
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Wonderfully quirky and funny. You conjure up the normality of the classroom scene then turn it on its head ! Well done.
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It all kicked off at the end 🙂
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Even punishment is back in the form of fines, but not for this interesting story
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No, a bit more severe.
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