Sharing My World 11-01-2021
Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.
What should you get rid of, that would make your new year better, and why?
Ooh, that annoying chap from up the road. It’s all in hand, though, I just need to scrape together “30 large” and the chummy I found on the internet said he’ll make it “look like an accident”.
No, wait, I can’t write that on here, this is a public website. Excess weight, that’s what I need to get rid of. Yes. Excess weight.
What’s the most daring thing you’ve ever done?
Ha, I’d rather not say. I was young once 😉
Does your family have a “motto” – spoken or unspoken?
No. Not that I’m aware of.
On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
Aw, man, I can’t answer that. It’s like those self-assessment performance reviews some companies force you to do. How do you paint yourself in the best light possible while maintaining a sense of humility and modesty?
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Excess weight, I am with you. And especially when you gained it real fast with a freebie that stretches everywhere!
All d best for your secret mission, it might then replace your most daring act 🤭
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Yeah, I need something to replace my most daring act that I can talk about…
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These made me laugh.
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🙂
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Does that mean you don’t want me to do that job anymore? There’s a cancellation fee!
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It was a “cancellation” I wanted in the first place…
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So a cancellation cancels the cancellation which makes us quits!
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On a scale of 1-10, you are a 10. Indubitably. No need for modesty. 😉 By the way, make sure that 30 large is in unmarked bills. 💀
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You mean I’ve gotta go back down the bank? They looked at me a bit funny the last time…
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Aw, come on…. you’re definitely a 10 on the humor scale. Just ask the police, because I know they were laughing when they read your response to question 1…
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As long as they’re laughing they’re not suspecting…
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You’re a 10! I also need the chummy to make the moron next door disappear. Can I get a friends discount?
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I think there’s a discount coupon in Hitman Weekly. I’ll look it out 🙂
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Thanks, Alistair for Sharing Your World! You’ve no need to worry about modesty or humility because you denied your inherent hilarity ‘gene’ and we all know you are a really funny man. Did that come out strange? I suppose you could always ask ‘chummy’ to come to correct my misimpression, couldn’t you?
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I think that sending “chummy” round would be overkill (literally) 🙂
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You are def funnier than me and as you know, I am an 8. 😉
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🙂
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You’re VERY funny. 😀
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Aw fanks 🙂
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Now I’m curious. What’s the guy down the road going to do to the one who’s annoying. Never mind. I know you’re joking. I hope. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Yes, only joking 😉
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Hmmm… I believe the chap from up the road would be Arsehole Divvybrains. Soooo… If anything were to happen to Mr. Divvybrains… I’m on to you, Mr. Draliman. I’m on to you
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Ha, you’ll never trace it back to me 🙂
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Forget the modesty. You are seriously funny:)
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Thanks 🙂
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