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Sharing My World 11-01-2021

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

What should you get rid of, that would make your new year better, and why?
Ooh, that annoying chap from up the road. It’s all in hand, though, I just need to scrape together “30 large” and the chummy I found on the internet said he’ll make it “look like an accident”.

No, wait, I can’t write that on here, this is a public website. Excess weight, that’s what I need to get rid of. Yes. Excess weight.

What’s the most daring thing you’ve ever done?
Ha, I’d rather not say. I was young once πŸ˜‰

Does your family have a β€œmotto” – spoken or unspoken?
No. Not that I’m aware of.

On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
Aw, man, I can’t answer that. It’s like those self-assessment performance reviews some companies force you to do. How do you paint yourself in the best light possible while maintaining a sense of humility and modesty?

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  1. January 17, 2021 at 7:42 am

    Excess weight, I am with you. And especially when you gained it real fast with a freebie that stretches everywhere!
    All d best for your secret mission, it might then replace your most daring act 🀭


    • January 17, 2021 at 3:37 pm

      Yeah, I need something to replace my most daring act that I can talk about…

      Liked by 1 person

  2. January 17, 2021 at 8:07 am

    These made me laugh.


  3. January 17, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Does that mean you don’t want me to do that job anymore? There’s a cancellation fee!


  4. January 17, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    On a scale of 1-10, you are a 10. Indubitably. No need for modesty. πŸ˜‰ By the way, make sure that 30 large is in unmarked bills. πŸ’€


    • January 17, 2021 at 3:40 pm

      You mean I’ve gotta go back down the bank? They looked at me a bit funny the last time…

      Liked by 1 person

  5. January 17, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    Aw, come on…. you’re definitely a 10 on the humor scale. Just ask the police, because I know they were laughing when they read your response to question 1…


    • January 17, 2021 at 3:41 pm

      As long as they’re laughing they’re not suspecting…


  6. January 17, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    You’re a 10! I also need the chummy to make the moron next door disappear. Can I get a friends discount?


    • January 17, 2021 at 3:44 pm

      I think there’s a discount coupon in Hitman Weekly. I’ll look it out πŸ™‚

      Liked by 1 person

  7. January 17, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Thanks, Alistair for Sharing Your World! You’ve no need to worry about modesty or humility because you denied your inherent hilarity ‘gene’ and we all know you are a really funny man. Did that come out strange? I suppose you could always ask ‘chummy’ to come to correct my misimpression, couldn’t you?


    • January 18, 2021 at 6:44 am

      I think that sending “chummy” round would be overkill (literally) πŸ™‚


  8. January 17, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    You are def funnier than me and as you know, I am an 8. πŸ˜‰


  9. Lyn
    January 17, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    You’re VERY funny. πŸ˜€


  10. January 19, 2021 at 8:53 am

    Now I’m curious. What’s the guy down the road going to do to the one who’s annoying. Never mind. I know you’re joking. I hope. πŸ™‚ — Suzanne


  11. January 27, 2021 at 1:30 am

    Hmmm… I believe the chap from up the road would be Arsehole Divvybrains. Soooo… If anything were to happen to Mr. Divvybrains… I’m on to you, Mr. Draliman. I’m on to you


    • January 27, 2021 at 5:57 am

      Ha, you’ll never trace it back to me πŸ™‚


  12. March 25, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    Forget the modesty. You are seriously funny:)


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