FF – An Inadvisable Decapitation
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Anne Higa.
“Daddy, why is it leaning?”
“Ah, son, that’s because when the aliens borrowed it for study they didn’t put it back straight.”
“Frank! Stop filling the kid’s head full of nonsense!”
Meanwhile, in orbit…
“Helmsman K’Charg, look at it! It’s on the piss! What does the Prime Directive say? Hmm? Hmm?”
“Umm, after borrowing an alien artefact for study, put it back the way you found it?”
“Exactly!”
“I think we’ll have trouble with that human specimen, then. I removed its head to look inside but when I glued it back on it wasn’t working anymore.”
“Oh, K’Charg, you idiot!”
“Hahaha!”
“Hahaha!”
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Was the human specimen called Putin?
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We can only hope.
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And these jokers mastered inter-galactic space flight?
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Yes. Pretty scary!
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LOL! Those aliens; always acting silly! 😀
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Nutty, the lot of them 🙂
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They put it back in the right place, and almost straight. Good enough I say!
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Yes, it wasn’t a bad job! “That’ll do…”
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K’Charg is a comedian 🤣 People are literally losing their heads over his comedy routine 😁
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Haha, yes! What a joker he is 🙂
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I don’t see a leaning tower in that picture. It looks like the ground is leaning. Of course, the aliens already know this because they can see from their ship that the earth is flat and sloped…
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Hello, is that the Hidden Master? I have to report that the Squirrel has learned The Truth…
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Dang aliens…. can we get them to choose which humans to be beheaded? I gotta list
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I’ve got a list too. I bet it’s very similar to your list 🙂
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You just might be right on that!
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Dear Ali,
Too bad they didn’t have a set of directions. On the other hand, send them to the Kremlin.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
Yes – I bet there would be a few parties if a certain dictator came back with his head glued on backwards…
Ali
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hehehe! Good one!
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Thanks, I’m glad you liked it!
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Oh well, a little list never hurt anyone. Nice.
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Thanks! It’s perfectly safe after all.
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K’Charg must be the most incompetent alien scientist in the universe. I feel safe if they are all like him. Mind you, I will avoid being picked up since I do need my head.
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Yes, he’s dangerously incompetent!
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mistakes do happen for better or worse. 🙂
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For worse in this case!
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I would travel with these guys…. Sounds like one of my science projects? Enjoyed.
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Hmm, that explains a lot for many people I know! haha
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Hee 🙂
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There’s a comedian on every alien spaceship. I heard a rumour that Helmsman K’Charg is related to the Vogons, but they disowned him because he couldn’t write poetry and decided to go into science.
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That’s right, he’s one-quarter Vogon on his mother’s side 🙂
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Ha. Good story. They’re both laughing at the end. They might decide it’s such fun to mess with our heads they’ll rewrite the ‘Prime Directive’. Or maybe they already have. 🤔
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That pesky Prime Directive. Stops all the fun!
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Sounds like idiots are found throughout the galaxy 😉
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Idiocy is universal 🙂
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What all explanation is given by parents!
Many things keep happening.
We don’t know whether aliens are behind them!
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Aliens are always an easy explanation. Just not necessarily correct 🙂
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Never trust the aliens…nor the human specimen…MOL..Extra Pawkiss🐾😽💞
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Trust no-one 🙂
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Maybe the human head stopped working because the alien didn’t glue it back straight. 😀
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Yes, that’ll be it 🙂
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