Drimericks – Man in a Tank
It’s time for another Drali Limerick (Drimerick)! Here’s one about a rather foolish tank owner. As always, it is accompanied by a DraliDoodleTM, professionally drawn by the DraliDoodleTM team.
There once was a soldier named Frank
Who wished to sail off in his tank
The beach was quite sandy
Which turned out quite handy
But on reaching the water he sank.
Categories: Poems
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Not the tank I was thinking when I saw the title, but still very good 😀
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I’ll see if I can think of one with a fish tank 🙂 I’m glad you liked it!
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The army really needs to do something about their tanks. What use is a tank that won’t float for goodness sake 😮
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It’s craziness! Where are the James Bond tanks?
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Ali, Another hilarious post, and illustrated as well. 😀 It seems only 007 would be able to get hold of something like a tank that floats. The secret services might already have one that we don’t know about. Well done. 🙂 —Susan
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Thanks!
There could be secret service tanks ready to float at a moment’s notice 🙂
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Good one. He should have used one of the old duck boats. They float.
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Those are cool. But he loves his tank.
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Sure, they laugh at Frank now. But just wait until the enemy ship carelessly floats overhead and Frank blows a gaping hole in their bottom with the big gun on his new submarine! He’ll win the highest military honor….. posthumously, of course….
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Won’t they be surprised! Frank and his submatank.
🙂
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Aw poor Frank.
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He didn’t think it through 😦
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Frank made a underwater seascape, WTG.
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A new playground for all the little fishies.
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Tanks are meant to float (and fly too) ….or so thought poor Frank 🙂
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It’s a good job he didn’t try to fly it off a cliff 🙂
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I am thinking this soldiers name could well be Jeremy Clarkson. Would fit Top Gear as an adventure
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It’s the sort of thing he’d try!
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Bravo my friend – I give the limerick an A+ along with another A+ for the drimerick branding and DraliDoodles!! Awesome, awesome!! 🙂
~ Andrea ❤
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Thanks! Branding is everything in today’s rumble tumble world 🙂
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That was QUITE a surprise! Fun stuff!
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It came as a surprise to him too when he sank, silly fellow 🙂
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