Sharing My World 02-12-2018
Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.
If your five year old self woke up in your current body, what would happen, what would you say?
I (my five year old self) would say something like “Ooh, what dose aches evewywhere, dis not good, where my mummy? Waaah who dat in da miwwor, dat not me!”
What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Whether you are talking about a romantic one, a friendship or a related to sort of relationship?
When she comes at me with a kitchen knife. That’s generally when I start to feel that things aren’t going to work out.
Is there something out there, a thought, an idea, a current event, or a fear that you find deeply unsettling?
Pretty much everything š¦
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Ooh, how mysterious! No explanation, eh? That sounds like some sort of national security thing. How exciting! I’ll probably just disappear without a trace. My friends and family would be clueless, clueless I say!
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You can still make me laugh Ali! Good to be connected again even if it is through a new blog…
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I’m glad I made you laugh! Where were you before, blog-wise?
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Juggling cephalopod and denobears was my gardening one āŗ
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Ah yes, I remember Juggling Cephalopod š
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Good answers, Ali. What are we supposed to say is deeply unsettling when we’re told our world may become unlivable and we have nowhere else to go? There are a number of things to fear today. I agree with a person who said they were glad they were old. 𦠗 Suzanne
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I used to wish I was younger so I could see what was coming further in the future but now I’ve changed my mind š¦
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Yes, the kitchen knife is a dead giveaway. š
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It finally began to dawn on me at that point that things were not going so well… š
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LOL
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So your body was possessed by a five year old, you were attacked by your girlfriend with a kitchen knife, AND you were arrested for no reason at all? I find all of that to be unsettling…
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It’s a lot to happen to one dude in one post…
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Heh heh heh… LOL You always give me a chuckle or three with your answers! And what evilsquirrel said. Yeh. Ha! Thanks for sharing your world with us! š
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Such a lot to happen all at once! I’m glad you liked my answers š
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HAHAHA! More hilarious than ever! š
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Hee š
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I’m guessing you needed speech therapy as a five-year-old? š
By the time a girl approaches you with a kitchen knife, there have probably been numerous clues about her mental/emotional instability, but you have conveniently ignored them because she’s a supermodel. š
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Funnily enough I did! Fortunately my mum was a speech therapist… š
It’s amazing how much supermodels can get away with. The knife was the final straw, though š
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How convenient! āŗ
Yep. How dare she pick up one of your kitchen knives without your permission! š
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lol…hehehe… simple and make me smile
have a great weekend
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Thanks – I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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If you are arrested without explanation, I will henceforth assume that you got the better of your knife-wielding lady friend.
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Heh, yep, that could be it!
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MOL…I wouldn’t trust the one with the knife either, Draliman š Pawkisses for a Happy Tuesdayš¾š½š
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All sharp objects to be kept locked away š
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Oh the horror of being a five-year-old, trapped in a much older body! It would be enough to give the poor youngster a heart attack (in my case, anyway). Love the lingo of the little you. As for your answer to unsettling things out there, you’re probably not far off the mark nowadays!. Fun answers! š
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Five years old is just a little too young to realise what’s going on and have a bit of fun with it š
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If my 5-year-old self knew the phrase “da fuq” that’s what she’d say š
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Ha š
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