Home > About draliman > Sharing My World 02-12-2018

Sharing My World 02-12-2018

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

If your five year old self woke up in your current body, what would happen, what would you say?
I (my five year old self) would say something like “Ooh, what dose aches evewywhere, dis not good, where my mummy? Waaah who dat in da miwwor, dat not me!”

What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Whether you are talking about a romantic one, a friendship or a related to sort of relationship?
When she comes at me with a kitchen knife. That’s generally when I start to feel that things aren’t going to work out.

Is there something out there, a thought, an idea, a current event, or a fear that you find deeply unsettling?
Pretty much everything šŸ˜¦

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Ooh, how mysterious! No explanation, eh? That sounds like some sort of national security thing. How exciting! I’ll probably just disappear without a trace. My friends and family would be clueless, clueless I say!

Categories: About draliman Tags:
  1. Ailbu
    December 2, 2018 at 9:22 am

    You can still make me laugh Ali! Good to be connected again even if it is through a new blog…

    Like

    • December 2, 2018 at 5:55 pm

      I’m glad I made you laugh! Where were you before, blog-wise?

      Liked by 1 person

      • Ailbu
        December 2, 2018 at 6:13 pm

        Juggling cephalopod and denobears was my gardening one ā˜ŗ

        Like

        • December 2, 2018 at 6:33 pm

          Ah yes, I remember Juggling Cephalopod šŸ™‚

          Like

  2. December 2, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    Good answers, Ali. What are we supposed to say is deeply unsettling when we’re told our world may become unlivable and we have nowhere else to go? There are a number of things to fear today. I agree with a person who said they were glad they were old. šŸ˜¦ — Suzanne

    Like

    • December 2, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      I used to wish I was younger so I could see what was coming further in the future but now I’ve changed my mind šŸ˜¦

      Like

  3. December 2, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    Yes, the kitchen knife is a dead giveaway. šŸ˜‰

    Like

  4. December 2, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    So your body was possessed by a five year old, you were attacked by your girlfriend with a kitchen knife, AND you were arrested for no reason at all? I find all of that to be unsettling…

    Like

    • December 2, 2018 at 5:57 pm

      It’s a lot to happen to one dude in one post…

      Like

  5. December 2, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    Heh heh heh… LOL You always give me a chuckle or three with your answers! And what evilsquirrel said. Yeh. Ha! Thanks for sharing your world with us! šŸ˜€

    Like

    • December 2, 2018 at 5:58 pm

      Such a lot to happen all at once! I’m glad you liked my answers šŸ™‚

      Like

  6. December 2, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    HAHAHA! More hilarious than ever! šŸ˜€

    Like

  7. December 2, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    I’m guessing you needed speech therapy as a five-year-old? šŸ˜‰
    By the time a girl approaches you with a kitchen knife, there have probably been numerous clues about her mental/emotional instability, but you have conveniently ignored them because she’s a supermodel. šŸ˜€

    Like

    • December 2, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      Funnily enough I did! Fortunately my mum was a speech therapist… šŸ™‚
      It’s amazing how much supermodels can get away with. The knife was the final straw, though šŸ™‚

      Liked by 1 person

      • December 2, 2018 at 8:35 pm

        How convenient! ā˜ŗ
        Yep. How dare she pick up one of your kitchen knives without your permission! šŸ˜€

        Liked by 1 person

  8. tanza erlambang
    December 2, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    lol…hehehe… simple and make me smile
    have a great weekend

    Like

    • December 2, 2018 at 6:10 pm

      Thanks – I’m glad you enjoyed it!

      Like

  9. December 4, 2018 at 12:27 am

    If you are arrested without explanation, I will henceforth assume that you got the better of your knife-wielding lady friend.

    Like

  10. December 4, 2018 at 8:24 am

    MOL…I wouldn’t trust the one with the knife either, Draliman šŸ˜€ Pawkisses for a Happy TuesdayšŸ¾šŸ˜½šŸ’ž

    Like

  11. December 5, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Oh the horror of being a five-year-old, trapped in a much older body! It would be enough to give the poor youngster a heart attack (in my case, anyway). Love the lingo of the little you. As for your answer to unsettling things out there, you’re probably not far off the mark nowadays!. Fun answers! šŸ˜€

    Like

    • December 6, 2018 at 10:00 am

      Five years old is just a little too young to realise what’s going on and have a bit of fun with it šŸ™‚

      Like

  12. December 18, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    If my 5-year-old self knew the phrase “da fuq” that’s what she’d say šŸ˜€

    Like

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a reply to draliman Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.