Sharing My World 17-05-2021
Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
That high curb. You know, the one around the corner. That I keep scuffing my alloys on. That can go. The bastard thing.
What tells you the most about a person?
Their eyes… the way you can look into a person’s very soul and be able to instantly tell whether they’re going to smile politely and wish you good day or stab you repeatedly in the kidneys until you hand over your wallet.
What is something you thought would be easy until you tried it?
Being in a relationship. It’s not all fun and roses, people! Apparently playing video games and watching TV all day is “not acceptable”. You have to “communicate” and “do stuff together”. I can’t be having with that.
What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
Aches and pains. Many people think they’re down to old age. Not true! They’re caused by the high-pitched squeals of small out-of-control children. These squeals build up, reverberating around the world, gaining strength and ultimately causing our very bodies to vibrate, causing these pains.
Who knew?
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Yea…those relationships are not what Disney got me thinking 😉
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Nope 😦
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Agreed. It’s not easy at all.
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For sure.
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PTRS. You’ve heard of it too? Post traumatic reverberating squeals syndrome. 🙉
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That’s it exactly 🙂
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Thank you Alistair for another sterling Share Your World! I hate those high curbs too, they make me wince. PTRS? HAHAHHAHHA!!! That’s priceless and thank you so much for explaining my random aches and pains. There’s a lot of small children around this area, and well the build-up must be mighty! I wonder if I could sue? 😉 Have a great week!
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There’s probably an alleyway nearby too which is building up the resonance 😮
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I agree with PTRS😂
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Hee 🙂
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HAHAHA! Hilarious answers and even better, all true! 😀
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Every word the rock solid truth 😉
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Help save the world, join the SSS. Squash the squeals society.
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Sign me up!
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Ah, that’s why I dislike little children…except that make a lovely addition to my stew.
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Yum 😮
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Ha! And I thought my comment was evil!!!
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You have to make sure that you tenderize properly or the little shits become rubbery.
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I like my children burnt. Anything less than medium rare doesn’t take care of the snot…
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Can’t go wrong with a good Cajun rub…
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Yoinks, what are you guys like? 🙂
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We’re sick cookies…well, mostly ES. I just dabble. 🙂
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🙂
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I always suspected children were evil. This is why we need more witches in gingerbread houses to control the child population…
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Some sort of mass recruitment scheme, perhaps…
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Some relationships are guns and roses, Draliman, ask my neigbours…MOL..Great answers as always😸Extra Pawkisses🐾😽💞
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Yeeks! 🙂
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