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Sharing My World 17-05-2021

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World.

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
That high curb. You know, the one around the corner. That I keep scuffing my alloys on. That can go. The bastard thing.

What tells you the most about a person?
Their eyes… the way you can look into a person’s very soul and be able to instantly tell whether they’re going to smile politely and wish you good day or stab you repeatedly in the kidneys until you hand over your wallet.

What is something you thought would be easy until you tried it?
Being in a relationship. It’s not all fun and roses, people! Apparently playing video games and watching TV all day is “not acceptable”. You have to “communicate” and “do stuff together”. I can’t be having with that.

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
Aches and pains. Many people think they’re down to old age. Not true! They’re caused by the high-pitched squeals of small out-of-control children. These squeals build up, reverberating around the world, gaining strength and ultimately causing our very bodies to vibrate, causing these pains.

Who knew?

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  1. May 23, 2021 at 5:44 am

    Yea…those relationships are not what Disney got me thinking ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. May 23, 2021 at 6:24 am

    Agreed. It’s not easy at all.

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  3. May 23, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    PTRS. Youโ€™ve heard of it too? Post traumatic reverberating squeals syndrome. ๐Ÿ™‰

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  4. May 23, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    Thank you Alistair for another sterling Share Your World! I hate those high curbs too, they make me wince. PTRS? HAHAHHAHHA!!! That’s priceless and thank you so much for explaining my random aches and pains. There’s a lot of small children around this area, and well the build-up must be mighty! I wonder if I could sue? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Have a great week!

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    • May 23, 2021 at 3:38 pm

      There’s probably an alleyway nearby too which is building up the resonance ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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  5. May 23, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    I agree with PTRS๐Ÿ˜‚

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  6. May 23, 2021 at 2:41 pm

    HAHAHA! Hilarious answers and even better, all true! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. May 23, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    Help save the world, join the SSS. Squash the squeals society.

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  8. Mer O'Leary
    May 23, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    Ah, that’s why I dislike little children…except that make a lovely addition to my stew.

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    • May 24, 2021 at 4:42 am

      Yum ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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    • May 24, 2021 at 2:53 pm

      Ha! And I thought my comment was evil!!!

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      • Mer O'Leary
        May 24, 2021 at 2:54 pm

        You have to make sure that you tenderize properly or the little shits become rubbery.

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        • May 24, 2021 at 3:00 pm

          I like my children burnt. Anything less than medium rare doesn’t take care of the snot…

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          • Mer O'Leary
            May 24, 2021 at 3:01 pm

            Canโ€™t go wrong with a good Cajun rub…

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            • May 25, 2021 at 4:54 am

              Yoinks, what are you guys like? ๐Ÿ™‚

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              • Mer O'Leary
                May 25, 2021 at 3:41 pm

                We’re sick cookies…well, mostly ES. I just dabble. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  9. May 24, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    I always suspected children were evil. This is why we need more witches in gingerbread houses to control the child population…

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    • May 25, 2021 at 4:55 am

      Some sort of mass recruitment scheme, perhaps…

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  10. May 27, 2021 at 8:51 am

    Some relationships are guns and roses, Draliman, ask my neigbours…MOL..Great answers as always๐Ÿ˜ธExtra Pawkisses๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ž

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