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Sharing My Squirrely World

Here is my post for Melanie’s Share Your World, with a special bonus question midweek. This week, the questions were posed by various members of the Nest, a place where many wondrous and hideous things can happen!

Chip (a chipmunk)
If you were to be cast as part of a comedy double act, which part would you play…. the straight man or the funny one, and why?

I reckon I’d be good as the straight man. I’m very good at staring straight ahead with an expression on my face which clearly says “who is this fool?”

Buster (the serial death possum)
If you were to be reincarnated on Earth as any non-living/inanimate object of your choosing, what would you come back as and why?

I’d be an internet router. Think of all the secret and damning information I would be privy to that I could use to blackmail people with!

If I wasn’t just an internet router…

Fleabag (the yappy doggie)
We all know how dogs mark their territory. How do you mark your territory?

I piss on everything too.

Shadow (the mysterious other-dimensional being)
If you were on a trivia show and had to correctly answer ten questions in one subject to win a million dollars (or whatever currency is used in your locale), what would you hope the category would be?

From the point of view of winning the money, the life and times of me! Is that allowed? On the other hand, maybe it’s better not to have TV researchers going through the life and times of me with a fine tooth comb…

Uncle Sam (the corrupt politician) (is the word “corrupt” redundant here?)
In democratic societies, do you believe that the right to vote is merely a privilege or a duty for all citizens?

It’s a privilege (and not “merely”). Not voting is still a choice. What’s the point in letting people have a choice in the future if they don’t even have the choice in choosing? Besides, if voter numbers are down, that’s useful information too.

Troll (the dogsbody)
Would you rather have a huge head of hair or be completely bald? No middle ground!

Having seen Troll, I’ll go bald, thanks.

  1. September 26, 2021 at 6:55 am

    An internet router. lol

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  2. September 26, 2021 at 10:52 am

    Nice new look, a bald internet router with a deadpan face, pissing on the world. If you stand for PM I’d vote for you!

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    • September 26, 2021 at 1:37 pm

      Ali,
      Can you run for President of the One World Government? At least we’d die laughing. 😉
      pax,
      dora

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    • September 26, 2021 at 4:36 pm

      I’d rock that gig.

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  3. September 26, 2021 at 12:21 pm

    Thanks so much for Sharing Your World Alistair! What Peter said. LOL🤣 I laughed all the way through, but that whole internet router thing really tickled me! Now let’s keep happy happy joy joy thoughts that the ‘net doesn’t blink out! 🥺 😉 Have a really fabulous rest of your weekend and a great week! 😀

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    • September 26, 2021 at 4:36 pm

      Fingers crossed I keep working in my new role 🙂

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  4. September 26, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    And think of all the cool blinking lights you’d have as an internet router! Oops, they all went out again. Time to reboot you…

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    • September 26, 2021 at 4:38 pm

      No, no, hang on… bzzzt… please wait… reconnecting…

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  5. September 26, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    LOL! I agree with Petert! 😀

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  6. Mer O'Leary
    September 26, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    LOL @ you piss on everything too. 🙂

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    • September 27, 2021 at 5:40 am

      It’s simple and effective 🙂

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  7. September 27, 2021 at 4:12 am

    From my experience you mark your territory like most men.

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  8. October 2, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    MOL…I hiss on effurything, Draliman😹Extra Pawkiss🐾😽💞

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