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FF – Jed’s Extras
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Brenda Cox.

Old Jed sat at his fruit-n-veg shack. He loved it. No-one much came by, but it was a quiet life.
A van drew to a halt, throwing up a cloud of dust.
“Alright, mate!”
“Good morning,” answered Jed. “What’ll it be?”
“I’ll have… a punt of strawberries and a bag of potatoes. Oh, and…” the man looked around “… an AR-15 assault rifle.”
“Right y’are,” said Jed, fetching the items.
Sometimes he wondered what people did with the guns he sold, but it wasn’t really his problem. After all, guns didn’t kill people. People killed people.
Usually with his guns.
FF – Memorial Rose
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Dale Rogerson.
Beth stroked the rose petals. She had snagged the flower from Jake’s funeral. A bit of a risk – Jake’s widow, Margie, might have seen her, but Jake had loved roses.
Such a shame – “accidental shooting”. Wrong place, wrong time.
It had become obvious, over the past few months, that Jake was never going to leave Margie. Beth had got this lovely flat out of him, though.
Surely, if she wanted the flower to remember him by, she wasn’t the psychopath that quack had said she was?
Anyway, no time to dawdle. She had a pistol to dispose of.
FF – Allergies
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Na’ama Yehuda.
Agent 9 took a deep breath and crept closer, picking his way through the flower beds. His target was in sight, a small, unassuming man – no-one would suspect what he carried in the briefcase at his side.
Agent 9 placed a finger beneath his nose, closed his eyes and proceeded. Close, so close… he could almost touch the man now. He held his breath a moment, concentrating, and released… better. He reached out towards the man… closer… closer…
aaaaaCHOOOOO!
The man ran, taking his suitcase nuke with him, ready for sale to the highest bidder.
Hay fever’s a bitch.













