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Sharing My World 15-05-2023
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Children aside, do you celebrate your birthday/anniversary or is it just a normal day for you?
We always get together as a family and have a takeaway, fish and chips or a Chinese, something like that.
Do/did you always give your child a birthday party when they were young?
Child? Child? Oh, man. I knew I shouldn’t have used that out of date condom…
If your child was born on Christmas Day (or a few days either side of the 25th), did they have a ‘half birthday’ in June, two presents/celebrations, or something else?
I don’t know when they were born! I only just found out in the last question I even had one! Where’s my calendar…
On a related note, when my brother and I were young we always had an “un-birthday present” on each other’s birthday.
Would you prefer to give your child a party, or take them and a few friends on a special outing?
I’ve never really thought about it. UNTIL NOW 😮
Sharing My World 08-05-2023
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Do you feel comfortable walking in your neighbourhood at night?
Yes, it’s a tiny little village and according to crime stats we get a couple of “anti social behaviour” arrests per month, plus occasionally someone sets a bin on fire. So not exactly a hub of gang activity or anything.
When you shop for day to day things, do you pay by cash or card?
I pay by card except at the monthly village market, where it’s pretty much cash-only, though one or two vendors sometimes have a portable card machine. Fortunately there’s a Post Office in the village where I can get cash out.
When was the last time you dressed up for a special occasion?
Last October, for my Dad’s funeral.
Have you ever lied about your age?
No, not that I recall.
Sharing My World 01-05-2023
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The First of May is a Bee Gees Song. Do you like the Bee Gees and if so, what is your favourite track?
They’re not a particular favourite, but some of their songs are okay.
What was the first record (single or album) you bought?
I believe it was a cassette tape of the album “Super Trouper” by Abba.
Do you know what was top of the charts the day you were born?
Nope. But I shall use the handy link supplied to find out!
It was apparently “Je T’Aime… Moi Non Plus” by “Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg”. Very sexy. Like me 😉
I also looked up Number 1 on my 18th birthday, which the site says is my “life theme” and coincidentally it was “You Win Again” by the Bee Gees!
Do you and your partner have a ‘special tune’?
No special tune. No partner!
Sharing My World 24-04-2023
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What was the most memorable gift you gave someone?
God knows. I really have no idea. I have a terrible memory for stuff like this.
What was the most memorable gift you received?
That’s a choice of two, both from my childhood. One was the little wooden fort my Dad made for me and my brother one Christmas. The other was my first computer, which I got for my birthday. It was a Sinclair ZX81.
Do you surprise your partner with something for no reason at all?
Nope, as I don’t have one. Sometimes I surprise myself with something for no reason at all. Though it’s not a massive surprise, as I know I’m giving it to myself.
Have you accepted a gift with pleasure, even if you hated it?
Probably. It’s a bit rude to tell someone their gift stinks worse than the lowest depths of hell, after all.
Sharing My World 17-04-2023
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Do you have a special talent (ie music, art, singing, dress making, pottery etc).
No, nothing I can think of. More a jack of all trades. Some trades. A couple of trades. No.
What was your best subject at school and was it your favourite?
Either English or Physics. They were both favourites of mine. I always enjoyed writing stories and I ended up doing my degree and PhD in Physics.
That was English Language, mind (in the UK, Language and Literature are separate exams). Shakespeare, Great Expectations etc etc… aargh! I enjoyed my German Literature more, at least they chose fun books to read (mostly).
Do you like to cook?
Not really. I do cook a lot of stuff though, mainly batches of curry, chilli, stuff like that. I like eating the result!
Do you get riled easily?
Riled? Riled? Why are you asking me this, for God’s sake, questions, questions, never-ending questions, it’s enough to make me… ooh! Looks like the answer is “yes”! 😉
Sharing My World 10-04-2023
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Do you celebrate the Easter holiday and if not, do you have an alternative?
Well, I don’t have to work on Easter but I don’t celebrate it in the sense of it being a religious holiday. But a couple of days off is a cause for celebration!
Do you exchange gifts or have a traditional meal?
We all get together on the Sunday and we exchange Easter eggs.
How many Easter Eggs (or alternative) did you receive/give?
I received and gave three Easter eggs. Somehow, though, I have seven Easter eggs to eat. I must have “accidentally” bought too many again…
Was Easter a Bank Holiday in your country or did you have to work this weekend?
Yes, Easter Friday and Easter Monday are both Bank Holidays in the UK. I have a feeling years ago Easter Friday wasn’t officially a Bank Holiday, but most people had it as holiday anyway.
Sharing My World 03-04-2023
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Do you have a favourite movie?
No, I have a number of favourite movies. It depends on what mood I’m in. It could be anything from Working Girl to Expendables to Armageddon to Die Hard to something Marvel or Star Wars or even some Resident Evil or Underworld.
Sometimes I’m in the mood for comedy, sometimes I just want to see people’s heads get blown off 🙂
Who is your favourite actor and actress?
I don’t really have a favourite. Only favourite films.
Do you attend or have you ever attended a live theatre production?
Yes, I’ve been to a few, mainly musicals when I was younger.
Have you ever wanted to be an actor/actress?
Oh goodness me, no way! To be the centre of attention and have it recorded for all time 😮
And to finish, here’s a random photo of a horsey I took while on a ramble around the country roads on Friday with my friend.
Sharing My World 27-03-2023
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Do you have a lot of friends or do you know a lot of people?
I have a small number of friends, some work colleagues and then a few other people I know, the sort of people you say “hello” to as you pass them in the village.
If you are at a party and know very few of the guests, do you mingle and introduce yourself, sit on the sidelines and people watch, or discreetly leave?
In general I wouldn’t be there in the first place… I’d probably sit on the sidelines until I’d been there long enough that leaving wouldn’t seem rude.
What is the best job you have ever had?
The job I have now is pretty good. I haven’t had that many jobs in my life.
Can you swim?
Yes, my parents took me for lessons when I was little, and then we had swimming lessons at school.
Backwards Day! – COW 2023
Here is my entry for Evil Squirrel’s Contest Of Whatever 2023! The theme this year is (drum roll) “November 31st”!
I couldn’t bring any of my initial duff ideas to fruition so I fell back on writing a poem. Yes, a poem!
I know, right?
A warning to anyone who doesn’t read Evil Squirrel’s Nest (and if not, why not?) – this is very specific to the critters who infest the Nest. But you can always critique me on my dodgy rhyming and shitty scanning.
A poem for COW 2023
A quite tricky day, that none can remember,
Today is quite odd, 31st of November!
Here come the critters, but everything’s changed,
They’re all topsy-turvey, psyches rearranged.
First up is Mitzi, they say quite a bimbo,
But here she comes trotting, her hooves NOT akimbo!
Next up is Zeeba, but wait – is this real?
No blood can I see, she’s become quite gentile!
And here is the Pres, he’s arrogant, the Boss,
But look here today, he’s quite at a loss!
It’s just past 4:20 and now here comes Fuzzy,
He’s not stoned at all, his head clear, not muzzy!
And Snuggle and Big Scrat, they do love to hate,
But just for today they’ve become best of mates!
And finally Buster, a tear in his eye,
He’s made it right through, and hasn’t yet died!
I’ll leave you now reader, doubtless wanting more,
Because very soon all will be as before,
The critters will be back, but just as they were,
That is, until next we see 31 November.
Sharing My World 20-03-2023
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Do you use an ‘air freshener’ in your home/car/office? (solid, gel, spray, pot pourri, etc)
No, I’m not so keen on artificial scents constantly around the place. I sometimes use Glade (a powder you shake onto the carpet) when I do the vacuuming.
How often do you clean the oven or microwave?
Hoe often do I do what, now? I have cleaned the microwave a couple of times. My oven is “self-cleaning” so I didn’t clean it and now it’s fecked. Lying bastards.
Do you use a fabric conditioner in your laundry and/or fragranced tumble drier sheets?
I use a standard liquid fabric softener which I put into “drawer 2” in the washing machine.
If you have the choice, do you prefer to get your laundry dry outside on a line or use a tumble drier?
I haven’t had an outside drying facility for decades. The garden isn’t really big enough. So I get to sit here and watch the pennies click away on the smart meter remote display while the tumble dryer does its job.
It’s in the “amber” at the moment as the water heater is on for my shower later. Obviously the heating’s not on as you can see by the blistering 13 degrees C… (which for the benefit of Americans and really old British people is 55F)
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