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FF – Sergeant Jimminy’s Final Mission

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by C.E. Ayr. Well, I say story… just a bit of fun!

Copyright C.E. Ayr

“That’s really pink. A real girlie boat! Does it have lace curtains?”

“You sexist pig! I’m calling the Political Correctness Police.”

Wee-wah-wee-wah screech

“Allo allo allo. I’m Sergeant Jimminy. What’s goin’ on ‘ere then?”

“He called my boat ‘girlie’ because it’s pink.”

“Whaaaaat? You scum! Scum! Get ‘im, lads.”

Aaargh! Thump! Whap!

“In the water with ‘im, lads!”

Splash! Gurgle! Drown!

“That’s that, then, love. You can always rely on me, good ol’ Sergeant Jimminy (wink wink). You get your cute little self onto your dinky pink boat and… uh-oh…”

“Sexist scum! Get ‘im, lads!”

Aaargh! Thump! Whap! Gurgle! Drown! etc

  1. October 14, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    No one’s safe, not even the PC police!

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    • October 15, 2020 at 6:30 am

      A momentary lapse in concentration and he’s suddenly on the other side of the fence!

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  2. October 14, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    In a world where tolerance and entitlement reign supreme anything can start a war

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  3. October 14, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    HAHAHA! I particularly liked the sound effects. Which I read aloud! I would definitely have lace curtains if that was my boat.

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    • October 15, 2020 at 6:37 am

      Sound effects are an important part of the experience 🙂
      Lace curtains would be cool.

      Liked by 1 person

  4. October 14, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    I’m not saying a word!

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  5. October 14, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    That’s too funny, funny because it’s true and sad because it’s true.

    I love this “Splash! Gurgle! Drown!”

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    • October 15, 2020 at 6:38 am

      I thought the same.
      I’m glad you liked the sounds effects!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. October 14, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Ha ha – you’ve given us a comic strip story with just one picture. Great stuff!

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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    • October 15, 2020 at 6:40 am

      I hope you were imagining “Whap” inside a comic-strip star a la Batman 🙂

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  7. October 14, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Hehe! Thank goodness for the Political Correctness Police! You can’t be too vigilant!

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    • October 15, 2020 at 6:42 am

      Indeed. They’re there to keep us safe!

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  8. October 14, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Awwww, the little girlie’s crying because someone made fun of his pink boat….

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  9. October 15, 2020 at 8:38 am

    It seems political correctness has strict barriers. It’s dangerous territory. 😀 — Suzanne

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  10. October 15, 2020 at 9:29 am

    Sometimes it’s just easier to say nothing at all.

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  11. October 15, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Political correctness takes all the colour out of life. The policeman helping the woman is in itself sexist.

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    • October 15, 2020 at 3:38 pm

      One might say my story was cruising in dangerous territory.

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  12. October 15, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Aaaaack! Ali!

    Call the PC police! Nice girlie boat. In the pink, I think.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • October 16, 2020 at 3:23 pm

      Dear Rochelle,
      They definitely need to be called on me for that story!
      Ali

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  13. October 15, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    “good ol’ Sergeant Jimminy” I am afraid I am very much like the Sergeant… But I recognize your right to wear “frilly things”. Doesn’t mean I won’t chuckle – a lot- when you leave.

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  14. Lyn
    October 15, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    I’m sorry, but why would you want a pink boat? It kinda looks like it’s been undercoated and not finished. Slap some dark blue and green on it and you’ll have a boat worth having 😀
    LOL this is so you, D-Man

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    • October 16, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      Yeah, or slate grey or ninja black 🙂

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    • October 16, 2020 at 4:54 pm

      Hi Lyn, Sorry to intrude, but if you knew the lady who owns that boat you would not criticise it!
      It is a working fishing boat, and has served its time. I am laughing, of course, but this is all true!

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      • Lyn
        October 17, 2020 at 1:41 am

        No offence at all to the lady. I’m partial to fishing myself – I even caught a three inch Flathead one day 😀 How does she manage to keep it so clean with all the fish guts that must be around?

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  15. October 16, 2020 at 4:29 am

    This is where the world is heading. But let’s face it, the boat is girlie. 😀

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  16. October 16, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    poor chap, he didn’t know how to hold his tongue. 🙂

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  17. October 16, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    I think, Ali, that we need more stories like this, highlighting the folly of the overly PC.
    Oh, it is funny too!

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  18. October 16, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    Who will save the PC Police from the PC Police? Great sound effects too 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    • October 18, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      No-one, he’s a goner! I’m glad you liked the sound effects, they save a lot of words 🙂

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  19. October 17, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Like the way the Political Correctness Police, very speedy. Wonder if they’ll go around in ever decreasing circles til they auto destruct ?

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  20. October 17, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    MOL…I like pink boats, maybe because I’m a girlie too…MOL…Great story, Draliman😺Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞

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    • October 18, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      I can just imagine you padding around the deck 🙂

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  21. October 17, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    I’m still laughing. Funny in the truth of it. Great dialogue, Ali!

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  22. October 17, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    Cute title for the story. He feeds the fishes now, eh?

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  23. October 18, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    These days we could all do with a daily update on what’s been added to the PC no-no list. It won’t long before the term political correctness becomes politically incorrect!

    Here’s mine!

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    • October 19, 2020 at 5:00 am

      Yes, a regular email informing us of what has changed overnight. I can’t keep up.

      Liked by 1 person

  24. October 18, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    At this rate, no one will be left in the PC police force! 😀

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  25. October 18, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Political Correctness Police. XD. I have nothing to add to this one. Hilarious.

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  26. October 19, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    One slip of the tongue..

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  27. October 21, 2020 at 7:31 am

    …and so the story goes. It’s hard to be a sexist pig these days, I tell you. But we had our days. Oh, yes we had our days.

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