FF – Remember
Here is my contribution to Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Sandra Crook.
Well, a photo of a war memorial wasn’t quite the Santa picture I was hoping for. Not even a snowman 😦
This isn’t a story. I’m not sure what it is. Merry Christmas and whatnot!

Copyright Sandra Crook
For King and Country!
Remember.
For freedom!
Remember.
For the security of our country!
Remember.
For the betterment of Mankind!
Worthwhile causes all.
But always remember.
What it cost.
FF – Accident at the Gazebo
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Dale Rogerson. Click the frog and whatnot.

Copyright Dale Rogerson
“Um, darling?”
“Yes, my dearest?”
“I’m… I’m afraid I’ve had a small accident.”
“Accident, my pumpkin? What, pray tell?”
“Your… your… I’ve… I’ve split icing sugar on your gazebo model…”
“MY GAZEBO MODEL? Oh, why, God, why… wait, my little mince pie. It’s Christmas after all! Look, snow on the gazebo!”
“Oh, darling, yes! How pretty!”
“Yes, my precious ice cream sundae! Merry Christmas!”
“Merry Christmas, my darling! I love you!”
“I love you too!”
Smooch smooch slobber etc…
Afterwards…
“Darling, is now a good time to report on the horrible ‘forest fire’ which yesterday consumed your life’s-work London recreation…?”
FF – Ooh, Aah!
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Mikhael Sublett.
Well, I just hit “publish” instead of “preview”… bear with me… 🙂
Okay, I think I’m there.

Copyright Mikhael Sublett
“Yes! Will you look at that!”
“Perfect. At last, a combined kitchen/diner. Seems weird, bashing down a wall in the house but this is gonna look great for when Billy and Sarah come round for dinner. They’ll ooh and aah!”
“Yep! What do the instructions say next?”
“Let’s see… prepare the area… smash wall with sledgehammer… turn the page, ah, yes… but first, check the wall is not load-bearing. What’s that, then?”
KerrrrrrASH! Cough cough splutter
Ding dong!
“Hi Billy, Sarah, great to see you! Please, come through to our ultra-modern state of the art open-air kitchen diner…”
“Ooh!”
“Aah!”
FF – All Aboard!
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Fatima Fakier Deria.
Click on the froggy for more stories, and to join in!

Copyright Fatima Fakier Deria
Giggling, laughing, they climbed aboard, drinks in hand. Plenty more inside, and snacks too. Graduating High School, their whole lives ahead of them. Time for a party.
Little did they know, they’d booked the…
!!!Party Bus To Hell!!!
Starring
Jessica Lemons as “Chirpy Cheerleader”
Chuck Mason as “Popular Moronic Jock”
and introducing
Frankie Peanuts as “Underappreciated Nerd”
–This is a Ride Not to be Missed–
In cinemas now! Board the !!!Party Bus To Hell!!! – if you dare!
(Rated 18, some bad language, mild nudity, massive gratuitous violence, traumatic amputations, decapitations, arterial spurting, that sort of thing)
FF – Roundabout the Place
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by C.E. Ayr.

Copyright C.E. Ayr
Excerpt from Little Chipping Police official Twitter account
09:50 Eagle-eyed Sergeant Nutbones spots online image – arrow pointing wrong way on roundabout, well done Sarge! #verydangerousroundabout #niceonesarge
10:27 Arrest warrant issued for city planner Jean-Pierre Duchamp #verydangerousroundabout #werecomingforyou
13:14 Duchamp located in France! International arrest warrant issued #verydangerousroundabout #fugitive
13:21 Investigation cost £50k so far but we are relentless! #verydangerousroundabout #noescapefromthelaw #gettingexpensive
15:45 Apparently roundabout is in France not in Little Chipping so arrow correct, arrest warrant cancelled #oops #ourbad #notourjurisdictionanyway
16:30 It is with heavy heart that we announce the early retirement of Sergeant Nutbones with immediate effect #verysad #stupidmoron #roundaboutgate










